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    Fuck Simone Biles

    So you choose a profession where you train forever for a few days of intense competition against the world’s best with billions of people watching, you get the honor and privilege of representing America in the Olympics, you ask your teammates who have worked all their lives for this to trust you and support you, then you just decide at the last second that you’re too stressed out to go through with it. You couldn’t suck it up for a few days? Your next chance at this, if you ever get one, is in 4 fucking years.

    GTFO, if you want a job with less pressure you could do almost anything else.

    Then she talks about how she needed to feel like she was doing it for herself and not others? You’re doing it for the whole country, that’s what it means to be an Olympic athlete. What a horrible attitude.

    I get that she was a bit off her game but even at 80% she’s still better than everybody else.

    Maybe Tom Brady will be too stressed out to start the next super bowl, and he’ll tell his teammates about 10 minutes before kickoff.

    GTFO YOU SELFISH CUNT

    Anybody who thinks this is ok is a fucking pansy. And anybody who still thinks she’s the GOAT (as many are saying) is a fucking pansy too. That’s not greatness.

     
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    Simone? This is Netflix. We have a proposal we’d like to discuss with you.

    Really?

    I haven’t finished the Naomi series yet.

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    how about fuck yourself instead.

    a pedophile molested her for years.

    how about giving her some respect for even showing up and trying.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    how about fuck yourself instead.

    a pedophile molested her for years.

    how about giving her some respect for even showing up and trying.
    I guess I’ll have to defer to your expertise on the topic of molestation, but if she is too emotionally damaged to be an Olympic athlete then she can go heal herself and leave a spot on the team for someone who’s ready to do the job.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    how about fuck yourself instead.

    a pedophile molested her for years.

    how about giving her some respect for even showing up and trying.
    My commitment to hating the billion dollar conglomerate that is the Olympics started when I learned how that whole scandal was buried and ignored. Profit over children

    The professionalism and greed slowly grew but the scandal resolved any ambiguity you might have had.

    Haven’t watched a single second and we joke about how Boston emphatically turned down the 2024 Olympics possibility. Never prouder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Haven’t watched a single second
    its weird, not giving a shit about the olympics. this is a bit new for me. maybe covid related, i dont know.

    but surfing? skateboarding?

    also 2024 paris summer olympics will feature _break dancing_.

    the fuck..?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Interesting stuff. Feel like she's constantly trending on Twitter for GOAT shit.

    Probably happens on a smaller scale all the time, with non world class athletes just performing shitty.

    When you have the yips and can literally break your neck by fucking up even slightly...tough. Imagine having to fill in all of a sudden for the GOAT of your sport.

    Knowing nothing about her at all, surprising she even committed to an organization that did nothing to stop her from being abused, was already considered best ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    how about fuck yourself instead.

    a pedophile molested her for years.

    how about giving her some respect for even showing up and trying.
    My commitment to hating the billion dollar conglomerate that is the Olympics started when I learned how that whole scandal was buried and ignored. Profit over children

    The professionalism and greed slowly grew but the scandal resolved any ambiguity you might have had.

    Haven’t watched a single second and we joke about how Boston emphatically turned down the 2024 Olympics possibility. Never prouder.

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    Oh the irony when the Olympics are in west coast pedo central of LA in 2028

     
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    Explain to me why days after pocketing $2m in prize money Morikawa needs the Olympics to host another venue for him…. or the NBA players etc.

    There are pockets of goodness where this is the only serious outlet for a particular sport or amateur athlete but it’s like looking for a lost ring on a beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    So you choose a profession where you train forever for a few days of intense competition against the world’s best with billions of people watching, you get the honor and privilege of representing America in the Olympics, you ask your teammates who have worked all their lives for this to trust you and support you, then you just decide at the last second that you’re too stressed out to go through with it. You couldn’t suck it up for a few days? Your next chance at this, if you ever get one, is in 4 fucking years.

    GTFO, if you want a job with less pressure you could do almost anything else.

    Then she talks about how she needed to feel like she was doing it for herself and not others? You’re doing it for the whole country, that’s what it means to be an Olympic athlete. What a horrible attitude.

    I get that she was a bit off her game but even at 80% she’s still better than everybody else.

    Maybe Tom Brady will be too stressed out to start the next super bowl, and he’ll tell his teammates about 10 minutes before kickoff.

    GTFO YOU SELFISH CUNT

    Anybody who thinks this is ok is a fucking pansy. And anybody who still thinks she’s the GOAT (as many are saying) is a fucking pansy too. That’s not greatness.
    No idea either but Dwai actually made me chuckle. That’s a special Olympics bronze right there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    So you choose a profession where you train forever for a few days of intense competition against the world’s best with billions of people watching, you get the honor and privilege of representing America in the Olympics, you ask your teammates who have worked all their lives for this to trust you and support you, then you just decide at the last second that you’re too stressed out to go through with it. You couldn’t suck it up for a few days? Your next chance at this, if you ever get one, is in 4 fucking years.

    GTFO, if you want a job with less pressure you could do almost anything else.

    Then she talks about how she needed to feel like she was doing it for herself and not others? You’re doing it for the whole country, that’s what it means to be an Olympic athlete. What a horrible attitude.

    I get that she was a bit off her game but even at 80% she’s still better than everybody else.

    Maybe Tom Brady will be too stressed out to start the next super bowl, and he’ll tell his teammates about 10 minutes before kickoff.

    GTFO YOU SELFISH CUNT

    Anybody who thinks this is ok is a fucking pansy. And anybody who still thinks she’s the GOAT (as many are saying) is a fucking pansy too. That’s not greatness.

    I didn't read this till now and have never of heard her. You act as though these supreme athletes show up once a week at the gym and then sit back waiting for glory every four years. What they do constant they do constantly

    She’s no different than any of her other teammates. The other teammates are not bit players whose job it is to propel her to the top. And you don’t what sacrifices are made or what pressure is applied by coaches and sponsors to maintain a level of excellence.

    People are different. Tom Brady is different and so is the sport. Even if he were to trip over his ego and could not play there are prepared for that. Backups

    I think it’s a sign of the times and your take is idiotic. Oh,I forgot Americans are just so proud of their country as if that’s something unique.

    Have you ever heard of PSTD? That stress and people handle differently. Well being molested by someone high up in the American Olympic effort and then having that covered up by some of the same people is sick.
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