1st Annual Knockout Nick Pipes Freeroll

[NickyPipes]

The People’s Champ Knockout Knick Pipes is glad to announce his First Annual Knockout Nick Pipes PFA Freeroll.

Nicky Pipes is putting up $1,000 to be used as Freeroll money for an upcoming PFA Freeroll.

However, there’s a catch. To unlock this $1,000 treasure for his loyal followers, Dan Druff will have to complete one of the following achievement:

1) 10 pulls ups in a row
2) 50 push ups in a row

Any man of reasonable strength and fitness can easily complete these tasks.

Is Druff a hero to his community or a physically weak zero?

I’ve generously provided an opportunity for him to provide his capacity for physical dominance.

Offer expires August 1st. Video can be posted on YouTube.

[tgull]

The People’s Champ Knockout Knick Pipes is glad to announce his First Annual Knockout Nick Pipes PFA Freeroll.

Nicky Pipes is putting up $1,000 to be used as Freeroll money for an upcoming PFA Freeroll.

However, there’s a catch. To unlock this $1,000 treasure for his loyal followers, Dan Druff will have to complete one of the following achievement:

1) 10 pulls ups in a row
2) 50 push ups in a row

Any man of reasonable strength and fitness can easily complete these tasks.

Is Druff a hero to his community or a physically weak zero?

I’ve generously provided an opportunity for him to provide his capacity for physical dominance.

Offer expires August 1st. Video can be posted on YouTube.

Unfair bet. Unless you work out with weights or do pullups, most people over forty and certainly approaching 50, could not do 10 pullups. Then do 50 pushups, no way, too tough on arms.

A fair bet is 50 pushups and 50 sit-ups in a 5 minute period with no breaks. Remember he does not work out and is nearing the half century mark. I agree with with short window, prevents training

[Sanlmar]

Committing exquisite cruelty on an entire community

I genuflect before you.

[dwai]

I think Druff could pull both off tbh

[NickyPipes]

The People’s Champ Knockout Knick Pipes is glad to announce his First Annual Knockout Nick Pipes PFA Freeroll.

Nicky Pipes is putting up $1,000 to be used as Freeroll money for an upcoming PFA Freeroll.

However, there’s a catch. To unlock this $1,000 treasure for his loyal followers, Dan Druff will have to complete one of the following achievement:

1) 10 pulls ups in a row
2) 50 push ups in a row

Any man of reasonable strength and fitness can easily complete these tasks.

Is Druff a hero to his community or a physically weak zero?

I’ve generously provided an opportunity for him to provide his capacity for physical dominance.

Offer expires August 1st. Video can be posted on YouTube.

Unfair bet. Unless you work out with weights or do pullups, most people over forty and certainly approaching 50, could not do 10 pullups. Then do 50 pushups, no way, too tough on arms.

A fair bet is 50 pushups and 50 sit-ups in a 5 minute period with no breaks. Remember he does not work out and is nearing the half century mark. I agree with with short window, prevents training

He doesn’t have to do both, he has to do one. Is your injured shoulder hurting your reading comprehension

[dmndkutr]

Definitely go for the push ups if you’re going to do it. Much easier.

[NickyPipes]

I think Druff could pull both off tbh

I hope he can as I have been trying to generously give back to the community for a while now but Druff has proven incapable of basic negotiation, the guy can’t cut a deal to save his life!

[dwai]

I think he's been on vacation

[NickyPipes]

Vacation or no vacation the offer stands. It’s simple he can film it and post it in 5 minutes and be praised as a hero amongst his forum following. I can’t see many people be happy with Druff if he doesn’t not at least out an honest attempt at it

[sonatine]

my offer to pay him 2000 lolstockamentcoins if he suns his balls for 30 minutes still stands, but i will donate them to the freeroll if he completes either one of these incredibly mundane tasks.

[NickyPipes]

Brother Druff can not last 30 minutes in the sun, the man would be begging for sun screen (causes cancer) after just a minute.

[gut]

What if Sonatine completes one of these mundane tasks?

[NickyPipes]

What if Sonatine completes one of these mundane tasks?

Would be amazed if Sonantine can do 5 pushups

[NickyPipes]

Definitely go for the push ups if you’re going to do it. Much easier.

If you are good at pull ups 10 is not too much. Both are very achievable for anybody of average strength. Druff is a grown male, if he is not capable of these physical tasks at this point in his life you have to wonder what he has been doing for all these years

[Jayjami]

Lol. Have you seen Druff’s body? Zero point zero chance he can do the pull-ups. The push-ups he could handle with a little practice.

[Ryback_feed_me_more]

What if Sonatine completes one of these mundane tasks?

Jason isn’t doing a single fucking pull-up. If it was an arm hang with a high end liquor in his hands maybe. As for push-ups pretty sure he’d look like a monk seal or walrus take your pick. I’m not sure his stomach would clear the floor enough to qualify a single one.

[Ryback_feed_me_more]

Definitely go for the push ups if you’re going to do it. Much easier.

If you are good at pull ups 10 is not too much. Both are very achievable for anybody of average strength. Druff is a grown male, if he is not capable of these physical tasks at this point in his life you have to wonder what he has been doing for all these years

He’s nearly 50 guys tend to lose that upper body strength once the T levels drop after 40 at least according to those Nugenix commercials I keep seeing with those baseball players

[limitles]

fair is fair

pipes answer this one

[Dan Druff]

This will have to be later than August 1st for me to consider accepting this.

We would also need to define what consitutes a valid pushup, because I can already see there's going to be bitching about this if the form isn't perfect.

[lol wow]

AAAND NICHOLAS PIPES IS FUCKED todge feeling he has any semblance of doing this means kid is dialed in