Blackout drunk, head on collision, one paralyzed

[limitles]

Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.

The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious

You make the call

Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk

Are you serious?

[GrenadaRoger]

Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk

Are you serious?

Are you Les? I really hope this is just a sick joke or that you were only a passenger.

[limitles]

Are you serious?

Are you Les? I really hope this is just a sick joke or that you were only a passenger.

[Crowe Diddly]

i think you meant to post this


with your feet on the gas, and a beer in your mouth....

[Sanlmar]

Prisons in the US have law libraries with internet.

[limitles]

i think you meant to post this


with your feet on the gas, and a beer in your mouth....

First of all great song secondly great thread.

Yaps, so fresh story.

Someone thought I was imbibing in public,
inn a BC FERRY, and called the the cops.
I had a few pops and a burger at lunch and a couple more
on board along with two energy drinks

Playing “It Feels Like The first Time” windows opens several times may have garnered attention.

Anyway, pulled over as soon as departing. Cop says he smells booze and it’s breathalyzer time. First time ever. Never heard a man asking me to blow as hard as you can, but there you go. The results……………orange. No idea. The cop says this means there is alcohol in your system, automatic 7 day penalty, no driving at all, possible fines, including salvage fees. He then informs me I can repeat the last procedure, for verification. Nothing to lose he says. I do it and I’m good to go. I can’t tell you how much inconvenience, and lost money would be involved if I was not so sound intellectually


So no, no head on, no paralyzed racists and no intoxication
but the poor slob cop gave back someone else’s driver licence. Did not notice for two days. I’m suing for 10g

[NickyPipes]

Brother what’s the matter with you? You are behaving like a low life drunk, get it together this ain’t a college frat party pal!

[limitles]

Yeah well this place has become boredom central. Sorry to upset little boy sensitivities

[Baron Von Strucker]

pretty good story but i knew it was just that as something like this would be front page news across BC for days. Other than covid there is nothing going on here except for drug dealers shooting each other and orca sightings.

wanted to see how far you were going go with it.

les is god.

[MumblesBadly]

i think you meant to post this


with your feet on the gas, and a beer in your mouth....

First of all great song secondly great thread.

Yaps, so fresh story.

Someone thought I was imbibing in public,
inn a BC FERRY, and called the the cops.
I had a few pops and a burger at lunch and a couple more
on board along with two energy drinks

Playing “It Feels Like The first Time” windows opens several times may have garnered attention.

Anyway, pulled over as soon as departing. Cop says he smells booze and it’s breathalyzer time. First time ever. Never heard a man asking me to blow as hard as you can, but there you go. The results……………orange. No idea. The cop says this means there is alcohol in your system, automatic 7 day penalty, no driving at all, possible fines, including salvage fees. He then informs me I can repeat the last procedure, for verification. Nothing to lose he says. I do it and I’m good to go. I can’t tell you how much inconvenience, and lost money would be involved if I was not so sound intellectually


So no, no head on, no paralyzed racists and no intoxication
but the poor slob cop gave back someone else’s driver licence. Did not notice for two days. I’m suing for 10g

But it’s in Canadian currency. Maybe you should make it $20k.