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    Blackout drunk, head on collision, one paralyzed

    Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
    Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.

    The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
    I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious

    You make the call

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
    Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.

    The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
    I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious

    You make the call

    Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk

     
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    is this true les?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
    Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.

    The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
    I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious

    You make the call

    Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk
    The person they claim is paralyzed is a 77 year old broad from South Africa, a.k.a. a racist bitch.

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    I’d go with the Spam. I hear it is considered a delicacy in Hawaii.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
    Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.

    The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
    I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious

    You make the call
    How does one make a call from jail on a cell phone? They take those when taken in the cell, correct? Something does not sound right here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk
    The person they claim is paralyzed is a 77 year old broad from South Africa, a.k.a. a racist bitch.

    It’s karma


    You’re just a disgusting human being who can’t take any responsibility for your actions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
    Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.

    The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
    I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious

    You make the call
    How does one make a call from jail on a cell phone? They take those when taken in the cell, correct? Something does not sound right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
    Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.

    The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
    I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious

    You make the call
    How does one make a call from jail on a cell phone? They take those when taken in the cell, correct? Something does not sound right here.

    I know how, it's complete bullshit.

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    It’s gets better. As I’ve said, stories follow me around. My belongings were returned to me upon release.

    In my wallet is discovered a drivers license not belonging to me. I did not notice this until a bank employee was baffled with the info I was providing her. I could post a pic of this license but it might be illegal

    How this plays out legally, I have no idea. I will give every member here, except Dwai, a heads up and discount on my book
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    Sometimes really not sure if whole thread is a joke or not with Les thee days lol, either way. Pretty scummy to make light of if this isn't a joke, and I know it is a joke, for one reason. Posting on PFA or anywhere public, could be used against you in a Court of Law, and would be foolish. But I think you may know this, and because it's all a joke don't care about that of course..

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    Bad news, dna markers found all over the site, as if they needed that. Lawyers says nothing he can do except to have me held in a “non-jail” facility pre-trial, meaning there is more than a metal toilet and sink to look at.
    They given me six hours to arrive or they escort me

    Oh well, shit happens, probably deserve it
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Bad news, dna markers found all over the site, as if they needed that. Lawyers says nothing he can do except to have me held in a “non-jail” facility pre-trial, meaning there is more than a metal toilet and sink to look at.
    They given me six hours to arrive or they escort me

    Oh well, shit happens, probably deserve it
    paralyzed, now coma…..oh oh
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Bad news, dna markers found all over the site, as if they needed that. Lawyers says nothing he can do except to have me held in a “non-jail” facility pre-trial, meaning there is more than a metal toilet and sink to look at.
    They given me six hours to arrive or they escort me

    Oh well, shit happens, probably deserve it
    paralyzed, now coma…..oh oh
    Maybe she has covid. Covid death, youre in the clear

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Bad news, dna markers found all over the site, as if they needed that. Lawyers says nothing he can do except to have me held in a “non-jail” facility pre-trial, meaning there is more than a metal toilet and sink to look at.
    They given me six hours to arrive or they escort me

    Oh well, shit happens, probably deserve it
    Did you decide on the Spam? And will that alternative facility also have that meal option?
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Bad news, dna markers found all over the site, as if they needed that. Lawyers says nothing he can do except to have me held in a “non-jail” facility pre-trial, meaning there is more than a metal toilet and sink to look at.
    They given me six hours to arrive or they escort me

    Oh well, shit happens, probably deserve it
    Did you decide on the Spam? And will that alternative facility also have that meal option?
    Who doesn’t go Spam? Contained in that trademarked name is Pam. This is a cap cam photo is of my jailer, ironically named Pam

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