Originally Posted by
Crowe Diddly
i think you meant to post this
with your feet on the gas, and a beer in your mouth....
First of all great song secondly great thread.
Yaps, so fresh story.
Someone thought I was imbibing in public,
inn a BC FERRY, and called the the cops.
I had a few pops and a burger at lunch and a couple more
on board along with two energy drinks
Playing “It Feels Like The first Time” windows opens several times may have garnered attention.
Anyway, pulled over as soon as departing. Cop says he smells booze and it’s breathalyzer time. First time ever. Never heard a man asking me to blow as hard as you can, but there you go. The results……………orange. No idea. The cop says this means there is alcohol in your system, automatic 7 day penalty, no driving at all, possible fines, including salvage fees. He then informs me I can repeat the last procedure, for verification. Nothing to lose he says. I do it and I’m good to go. I can’t tell you how much inconvenience, and lost money would be involved if I was not so sound intellectually
So no, no head on, no paralyzed racists and no intoxication
but the poor slob cop gave back someone else’s driver licence. Did not notice for two days.
I’m suing for 10g