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    Beating an American to Death

    It's not the right attitude but if it was ordered or inevitable we/me could really make a show of it

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    you've really gone off the deep end here lately, I think Druff should ban you before we have another white supremacist mass shooting incident that leads back to pfa.

    try to keep it together

     
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      garrett: "you've really gone off the deep end here lately"...... LOL

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    6toed les bringing the hits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    6toed les bringing the hits.
    Calm down. Neighbors are the worst, right? Imagine living near these bastardized
    English freaks of nature. There are species of sticks known to be more intelligent.

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    God help us all. Boy do I miss Brittney
    No joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    It's not the right attitude but if it was ordered or inevitable we/me could really make a show of it
    Jesus Limitles you’ve gone and lost your fucking mind man. I know others joke about your repeated alcoholism but I’m beginning to think you’ve legit damaged your front cortex or whatever the Hell it is that controls impulse shit. You already posted about an assault charge. You need mental help man. Maybe a Form 2 is in your future.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    It's not the right attitude but if it was ordered or inevitable we/me could really make a show of it
    Jesus Limitles you’ve gone and lost your fucking mind man. I know others joke about your repeated alcoholism but I’m beginning to think you’ve legit damaged your front cortex or whatever the Hell it is that controls impulse shit. You already posted about an assault charge. You need mental help man. Maybe a Form 2 is in your future.
    It's a joke dumb ass. You gotta be pretty stupid to take this seriously.
    noted

    You actually thought i was planning to beat an American to death?
    Why would I consider that when you do it on the regular among yourselves?
    Dumbest apes ever
    Bring back Britteny
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    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    6toed les bringing the hits.
    Calm down. Neighbors are the worst, right? Imagine living near these bastardized
    English freaks of nature. There are species of sticks known to be more intelligent.
    You hate Americans but you are using American spelling rather than your own.

    Tone it down a bit friend. I like argumentative les not violent les.

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    This tough guy act from Les is hilarious. Everyone knows there’s nothing more pussy than a Canadian. Keep obsessing over your daddy day and night you pathetic piece of shit. USA lives rent free in your smooth brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
    This tough guy act from Les is hilarious. Everyone knows there’s nothing more pussy than a Canadian. Keep obsessing over your daddy day and night you pathetic piece of shit. USA lives rent free in your smooth brain.
    You can’t sit out two World Wars and call anyone who didn’t a pussy. You’re just stupid

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