Hey Gringos, there's no Tuna in that Subway Sub

[Cerveza Fria]

Subway is defending its tuna following a wave of accusations that it’s fake calling the claims "baseless" and "threatening" to its business.

The sandwich chain on Wednesday said a recent New York Times report claiming lab tests found no tuna DNA in its sandwiches is false.

"A recent New York Times report indicates that DNA testing is an unreliable methodology for identifying processed tuna," a spokesperson for Subway told FOX Business in a statement. "This report supports and reflects the position that Subway has taken in relation to a meritless lawsuit filed in California and with respect to DNA testing as a means to identify cooked proteins. DNA testing is simply not a reliable way to identify denatured proteins, like Subway’s tuna, which was cooked before it was tested."
The Times had 60 inches of Subway tuna sandwiches from three different restaurants in Los Angeles frozen and sent to a lab in California which determined "no amplifiable tuna DNA was present in the sample and so we obtained no amplification products from the DNA. Therefore, we cannot identify the species," according to the Times.

A spokesperson for the lab told the Times two potential reasons tuna was not detected in the sample: "One it’s so heavily processed that whatever we could pull out, we couldn’t make an identification … Or we got some and there’s just nothing there that’s tuna."

Subway, however, argued that the testing the Times report referenced "does not show that there is not tuna in Subway’s tuna. All it says is that the testing could not confirm tuna, which is what one would expect from a DNA test of denatured proteins."

The chain continued to maintain its restaurants "serve 100% wild-caught, cooked tuna, which is mixed with mayonnaise and used in freshly made sandwiches wraps and salads."

Full article here: https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyl...t-not-reliable

Kind of reminds me of the time I learned that there is ZERO actual Ginger in Canada Dry's Ginger Ale. It only has "Real Ginger Taste"

[Walter Sobchak]

I've always suspected there are no Girl Scouts in Girl Scout Cookies either.

[Jayjami]

I’ve always wondered if there is actual beef in those carne asada tacos I get from the trucks lined up on Whittier Blvd. They are delish though.

[Cerveza Fria]

I've always suspected there are no Girl Scouts in Girl Scout Cookies either.

And unlike Olive Oil, Baby Oil is NOT made from Crushed Babies

[Cerveza Fria]

Also, Canada Dry Ginger Ale, doesn't actually have any Ginger in it. Fucking Canadian Fraudsters. I blame Les personally for this scam.

[limitles]

Also, Canada Dry Ginger Ale, doesn't actually have any Ginger in it. Fucking Canadian Fraudsters. I blame Les personally for this scam.

Subway cuts their “Tuna” with the Patagonian Toothfish proudly regarded as Chile’s national fish

[TheXFactor]

Not only does Subway use no tuna.

Subway sandwiches do not qualify to be called a sandwich.



100% - NO TUNA

[MumblesBadly]

[zealanddonk]

Subway also wont put tomatoes on the side, unless you ask them, and even then its not guaranteed.

[limitles]

The ten tuna left in the oceans thank Subway and all In and Out Burger loyalists (worst name ever)

We get it, in and out. Don’t look at either

[Walter Sobchak]

The ten tuna left in the oceans thank Subway and all In and Out Burger loyalists (worst name ever)

We get it, in and out. Don’t look at either

NEAR the In N Out Burger.

We'll go there after the what have you, we'll brace the kid, should be a pushover. We'll get that fuckin' million dollars back, if he hasn't spent it already. A million fuckin' clams. And yes, we'll be near the In N Out Burger. Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.

Our fuckin' troubles are over, Dude.

[limitles]

The ten tuna left in the oceans thank Subway and all In and Out Burger loyalists (worst name ever)

We get it, in and out. Don’t look at either

NEAR the In N Out Burger.

We'll go there after the what have you, we'll brace the kid, should be a pushover. We'll get that fuckin' million dollars back, if he hasn't spent it already. A million fuckin' clams. And yes, we'll be near the In N Out Burger. Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.

Our fuckin' troubles are over, Dude.

Sounds good but I have no idea what your talking about. I’m still in but would you patronize an Eat and Wipe burger joint?
Or how about gulp and regurgitate?
Ship and Shart?


The kid just scored again , unreal

[nunbeater]

The ten tuna left in the oceans thank Subway and all In and Out Burger loyalists (worst name ever)

We get it, in and out. Don’t look at either

NEAR the In N Out Burger.

We'll go there after the what have you, we'll brace the kid, should be a pushover. We'll get that fuckin' million dollars back, if he hasn't spent it already. A million fuckin' clams. And yes, we'll be near the In N Out Burger. Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.

Our fuckin' troubles are over, Dude.

HER LIFE WAS IN MY HANDS WALTER what the FUCK

[dwai]

if you're eating the tuna from subway that's the least of your problems.

it takes like 40 seconds to open a can of tuna, add mayonnaise and put it on bread how fucking lazy can you be

[limitles]

if you're eating the tuna from subway that's the least of your problems.

it takes like 40 seconds to open a can of tuna, add mayonnaise and put it on bread how fucking lazy can you be

Fuck you cunt. You would not say one word that you're known for in front of me.
If you are taking on the life of a troll you are failing miserably. Trolls traditionally have a legit point
of view to make or are funny. Neither apply to you

[dwai]

if you're eating the tuna from subway that's the least of your problems.

it takes like 40 seconds to open a can of tuna, add mayonnaise and put it on bread how fucking lazy can you be

Fuck you cunt. You would not say one word that you're known for in front of me.
If you are taking on the life of a troll you are failing miserably. Trolls traditionally have a legit point
of view to make or are funny. Neither apply to you

[FRANKRIZZO]

I remember reading years back, that the foot long is not actually 1 foot but 11inches. Haven't had Subway in forever. I liked the tuna, philly cheese, and Pastrami.

[limitles]

You claim to to an American That basically says you're fat, ignorant or both

[gut]

You claim to to an American That basically says you're fat, ignorant or both

You should probably remember punctuation when calling others ignorant.

NEVER FORGET

[limitles]

You claim to to an American That basically says you're fat, ignorant or both

You should probably remember punctuation when calling others ignorant.

NEVER FORGET

Sorry fatty. A guy who go's by "gut"
If you're American, stats say you are fat.
Voting Republican adds stupidity to the mix.
There is a chance not both are a given but I'll take the bet

YOU VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP.......WHAT A HUGE LOSER YOU ARE