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    ATTN TEAM RETARD MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEY REPORTEDLY TOLD TRUMP LAWYERS IT IS CONSIDERING FILING CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST TRUMP ORGANIZATION -NY TIMES

    I'm sure Jesus will protect the Trump Organization.

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    honestly its kind of a nothingburger and apparently related to some sort of 'fringe benefits' given to an executive.

    its weird to me that they are even pursuing it, unless they intend to somehow use this get more subpoenas.
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    How is this news? They've been itching to file charges before the investigation even began. The fact that this "story" was printed tells me that they have nothing of consequence on anyone of consequence. They just blinked.
    Funny thing is, that their main target will never be charged with anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    How is this news? They've been itching to file charges before the investigation even began. The fact that this "story" was printed tells me that they have nothing of consequence on anyone of consequence. They just blinked.
    Funny thing is, that their main target will never be charged with anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    How is this news? They've been itching to file charges before the investigation even began. The fact that this "story" was printed tells me that they have nothing of consequence on anyone of consequence. They just blinked.
    Funny thing is, that their main target will never be charged with anything.

    you might be conflating the manhattan DA with the SDNY. or you might totally not be, this isnt my wheelhouse.

    point being i dont think this is related to the SDNY case? thanks in advance to any informed voices offering clarity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    How is this news? They've been itching to file charges before the investigation even began. The fact that this "story" was printed tells me that they have nothing of consequence on anyone of consequence. They just blinked.
    Funny thing is, that their main target will never be charged with anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    How is this news? They've been itching to file charges before the investigation even began. The fact that this "story" was printed tells me that they have nothing of consequence on anyone of consequence. They just blinked.
    Funny thing is, that their main target will never be charged with anything.

    you might be conflating the manhattan DA with the SDNY. or you might totally not be, this isnt my wheelhouse.

    point being i dont think this is related to the SDNY case? thanks in advance to any informed voices offering clarity.
    Not conflating. The Manhattan DAs case against the Corporation is based on failure to report income (tax evasion) with regard to benefits given to or paid on behalf of Corporation executives. Things like free rent apartments, paying of kids school tuition etc. My understanding is that Weiselberg said he wasnít going to cooperate, and then the DA threatened charges will be filed soon.

    Charges of these type are NEVER brought, and obviously this is to get at Trump. The DA has no case and this leak was for headlines. If there was any real charges against anyone significant, there would have been a Pre-dawn raid with CNN cameras on the scene due to an advance tip.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
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    Sucking dick and working at Jersey Mike’s. Tight life.

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