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    Going befor the courst. Assault. pfffffff

    Lot's of details not going into but they have almost nothing on me.
    A big delay followed so I was convinced to hire a lawyer
    who turned out to be a junior mint. He was soaking me from day one so I fired him and got every dime back.

    We'll see how it goes. Assault ranges rang from full bodily assault to brushing up against somebody. I took the boy down and his buddies are providing witness. I have no witnesses. At worst he has broken nose

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Ask God to help you. That’s all you have to do is ask. Seek and find.
    I found a lucky a charm recently and have some heavy karma stacked up. Another limites story coming like it or not.


    I think I’ll tell one of the most idiotic naive/what did you just do stories? I would do it again circumstances be dammed

    Why not entertain the troops

     
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      Crowe Diddly: if you got stories, we got ears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Ask God to help you. That’s all you have to do is ask. Seek and find.
    I found a lucky a charm recently and have some heavy karma stacked up. Another limites story coming like it or not.


    I think I’ll tell one of the most idiotic naive/what did you just do stories? I would do it again circumstances be dammed

    Why not entertain the troops
    log off

    drink gallon of vodka

    log back on

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    Who did you "assault"? Why?

    We need to know more.

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    Brother I pray you beat these charges

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    I caught like 4 or 5 assault cases when I was younger. I’m a snapper. Got court ordered to anger management on last one. Actually somewhat useful. I still feel like punching someone pretty much every day, but I don’t. Too expensive and too much of a hassle dealing with jail and bail at this age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Brother I pray you beat these charges
    touché eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Lot's of details not going into but they have almost nothing on me.
    A big delay followed so I was convinced to hire a lawyer
    who turned out to be a junior mint. He was soaking me from day one so I fired him and got every dime back.

    We'll see how it goes. Assault ranges rang from full bodily assault to brushing up against somebody. I took the boy down and his buddies are providing witness. I have no witnesses. At worst he has broken nose
    Les assaulting somebody colour me shocked. NOT. You need to seriously get help Les between your alcoholism and clear anger management issues but seeing how it’s Canada some limp wristed judge will probably order ya to hug it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Lot's of details not going into but they have almost nothing on me.
    A big delay followed so I was convinced to hire a lawyer
    who turned out to be a junior mint. He was soaking me from day one so I fired him and got every dime back.

    We'll see how it goes. Assault ranges rang from full bodily assault to brushing up against somebody. I took the boy down and his buddies are providing witness. I have no witnesses. At worst he has broken nose
    So I got into a parking lot dispute with a hothead. I probably cut him off but he jumps from his drivers seat like
    there was no more Copenhagen.

    We’re face to face and he shoves me. That gets an automatic facial reconstruction. He’s off balance but he’s got two buddies in his car so I decide to leave. They got my plate, I get a visit and am told I’m charged. No other side of the story is told. But being pushed is another form of assault and I said ok let’s do that.

    It’s going to be a wash

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    lol you fucking crazy canadian cunt I hope you get the book thrown at you which in Canada is prolly like 6 months

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    lol didn't read

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    lol you fucking crazy canadian cunt I hope you get the book thrown at you which in Canada is prolly like 6 months

    Do you even know what a book is? If you dropped a book could you identify it or even see it over your massive gut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Lot's of details not going into but they have almost nothing on me.
    A big delay followed so I was convinced to hire a lawyer
    who turned out to be a junior mint. He was soaking me from day one so I fired him and got every dime back.

    We'll see how it goes. Assault ranges rang from full bodily assault to brushing up against somebody. I took the boy down and his buddies are providing witness. I have no witnesses. At worst he has broken nose
    So I got into a parking lot dispute with a hothead. I probably cut him off but he jumps from his drivers seat like
    there was no more Copenhagen.

    We’re face to face and he shoves me. That gets an automatic facial reconstruction. He’s off balance but he’s got two buddies in his car so I decide to leave. They got my plate, I get a visit and am told I’m charged. No other side of the story is told. But being pushed is another form of assault and I said ok let’s do that.

    It’s going to be a wash
    If this had happened in Florida, you probably could have shot him dead and get off cleanly by claiming a “stand your ground” defense.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    So I got into a parking lot dispute with a hothead. I probably cut him off but he jumps from his drivers seat like
    there was no more Copenhagen.

    We’re face to face and he shoves me. That gets an automatic facial reconstruction. He’s off balance but he’s got two buddies in his car so I decide to leave. They got my plate, I get a visit and am told I’m charged. No other side of the story is told. But being pushed is another form of assault and I said ok let’s do that.

    It’s going to be a wash
    If this had happened in Florida, you probably could have shot him dead and get off cleanly by claiming a “stand your ground” defense.
    Would it be a freeroll on shooting his friends too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post

    If this had happened in Florida, you probably could have shot him dead and get off cleanly by claiming a “stand your ground” defense.
    Would it be a freeroll on shooting his friends too?
    Florida courts have ruled that if the pickup truck had a snorkel kit it’s a freeroll.

     
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    This thread kind of let's the air out of the "Canadians are nice and polite" narrative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Lot's of details not going into but they have almost nothing on me.
    A big delay followed so I was convinced to hire a lawyer
    who turned out to be a junior mint. He was soaking me from day one so I fired him and got every dime back.

    We'll see how it goes. Assault ranges rang from full bodily assault to brushing up against somebody. I took the boy down and his buddies are providing witness. I have no witnesses. At worst he has broken nose
    So I got into a parking lot dispute with a hothead. I probably cut him off but he jumps from his drivers seat like
    there was no more Copenhagen.

    We’re face to face and he shoves me. That gets an automatic facial reconstruction. He’s off balance but he’s got two buddies in his car so I decide to leave. They got my plate, I get a visit and am told I’m charged. No other side of the story is told. But being pushed is another form of assault and I said ok let’s do that.

    It’s going to be a wash
    welll les, now trouble is finding you outside of PFA

    from the part of the truth you chosen to tell, there is an assault, battery and disparity (3 v 1) of force, which justifies your use of deadly force...but even if you get off, you can expect to drop several grand....imho best is to pay his medical expense and a settlement to drop the charges/refuse to testify...

    here in red state Merica, when he approached the car, my firearm would have deployed and no one gets within punching distance; end of trouble with no broken bones
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    So I got into a parking lot dispute with a hothead. I probably cut him off but he jumps from his drivers seat like
    there was no more Copenhagen.

    We’re face to face and he shoves me. That gets an automatic facial reconstruction. He’s off balance but he’s got two buddies in his car so I decide to leave. They got my plate, I get a visit and am told I’m charged. No other side of the story is told. But being pushed is another form of assault and I said ok let’s do that.

    It’s going to be a wash
    welll les, now trouble is finding you outside of PFA

    from the part of the truth you chosen to tell, there is an assault, battery and disparity (3 v 1) of force, which justifies your use of deadly force...but even if you get off, you can expect to drop several grand....imho best is to pay his medical expense and a settlement to drop the charges/refuse to testify...

    here in red state Merica, when he approached the car, my firearm would have deployed and no one gets within punching distance; end of trouble with no broken bones
    Martingale isn't just for roulette...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    This thread kind of let's the air out of the "Canadians are nice and polite" narrative.
    Alcoholism is tragic no matter what country you're in.

    No offense intended to limitles.

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