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    dear team texastards

    you good with ted cruz remotely turning your AC down?

    i mean, you voted for him so....

    https://www.dailydot.com/debug/texas...t-thermostats/

    congrats on turning your whole ass state government into enron to own the libs.
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    You giving Google a free pass?

    I started with a very Apple-like experience and end up with Google in my bedroom.

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    the EO to grant access to those devices came directly from the desk of ted 'booger eating' cruz, as our lord and master tyde once dubbed him.


    also follow up question for the entire team retard roster; how is president trump going to fix the texas power grid once he gets reinstatedhdhdahskafdhHAhAHAHAHHAhahahhahahahah *GASP* HAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHhahah a hah ahahahaha. hah.hahahaha.


    goddamned.
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    Tough to imagine getting cucked harder than waking up drenched in sweat due to government oversight brought to you by boogeyman himself, changing your sheets, wiping the sweat off your brow and logging in to Facebook to post about Kamala not going to the border.

    Sweet baby jesus, Team Retard. When does it stop?

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    Tough to imagine getting cucked harder than waking up drenched in sweat due to government oversight brought to you by boogeyman himself, changing your sheets, wiping the sweat off your brow and logging in to Facebook to post about Juneteenth being socialist and racist.

    Sweet baby jesus, Team Retard. When does it stop?

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    OMG!!! OMG!!! They joined voluntarily....then were allowed to opt out after one incident!!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

    Team Libtard!!!!
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    That’s funny coming from socialist libs. FYI thinner people are comfortable in warmer weather.
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    imagine being such a blueanon faggot boot licker that you think California is run better than Texas



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    i was gonna give "marijuana"tine a Bible, but knowing him he'd probably rip out the pages and use them to roll JOINTS to smoke while listening to Double Fantasy by John Lennon and Yoko Ono

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    i was gonna give "marijuana"tine a Bible, but knowing him he'd probably rip out the pages and use them to roll JOINTS to smoke while listening to Double Fantasy by John Lennon and Yoko Ono
    You almost stated that like you’d disapprove.

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    THAT ALBUM IS STRONG THO
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Libs all for shutting down the country for a fucking year yet cry when electricity needs regulated in extreme heat wave.

    My sides.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Libs all for shutting down the country for a fucking year yet cry when electricity needs regulated in extreme heat wave.

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    If this happened in California you and dwai would be screeching about socialism and libtards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Libs all for shutting down the country for a fucking year yet cry when electricity needs regulated in extreme heat wave.

    My sides.
    If this happened in California you and dwai would be screeching about socialism and libtards.

    1) i have no idea what invisible crying libs are haunting splitthis but im not going to get too invested in the mental health of someone who lowkey tattled on themselves for having covid brain damage

    2) its 100% going to happen in california lmao i mean lets keep it 100

     
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      splitthis: Total year long hiding leadbrain lib.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    If this happened in California you and dwai would be screeching about socialism and libtards.

    1) i have no idea what invisible crying libs are haunting splitthis but im not going to get too invested in the mental health of someone who lowkey tattled on themselves for having covid brain damage

    2) its 100% going to happen in california lmao i mean lets keep it 100
    It will, but it doesn't have to. Build lots of solar panels, windmills and tidal generators. Then you can run your AC all you like. And it will create a lot of good jobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    THAT ALBUM IS STRONG THO
    Uh, the Yoko songs suck balls. Little known fact that the CD player was invented just so you could skip over them and play the Lennon tracks. Try listening to this without wanting to poke out your eardrums with an ice pick:
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    Texans are so tough if you exclude ac/furnace needs

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    This thread is pathetic.

    You losers all realize that government fucks up everything it touches, and it doesn't matter which team touches it?

    Yet there you all are, yelling at each other over the fence; ignorant of the orchestrated conflict.

    Both sides played you like a fiddle. May you remain happy and blissful in your ignorance - it's probably way better than knowing the truth.

     
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      Jayjami: Truth spoken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    This thread is pathetic.

    You losers all realize that government fucks up everything it touches, and it doesn't matter which team touches it?

    Yet there you all are, yelling at each other over the fence; ignorant of the orchestrated conflict.

    Both sides played you like a fiddle. May you remain happy and blissful in your ignorance - it's probably way better than knowing the truth.
    That’s why the government being half ‘partner’ in someone’s mortgage is a bad idea. Screams socialism hugely.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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