Attention Nerds and Virgins

[NickyPipes]

This forum is dead without Knockout Nick Pipes. Boring!

All you nerds and virgins do is cry about Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Who cares? Bitching and moaning!

The only action on this forum is when Old Saint Nick logs on to put you pussies in your place.

Lately I’ve been browsing and there’s nothing to even comment on. Are you mad that Donald Trump once did something? You crying over Biden? No comment, who cares!

You know what Pipes cares about? You guessed it: fighting, fucking, earning, sunning and sauna-Ing

The best content this site has seen in years brought to you by yours truly, the Big Daddy

Druff should thank me for livening up this ghost tool. Instead, he twice bans innocent Nick and censors!

Be warned: Pipes is back

[Walter Sobchak]

Nicky, suppose you are right in the middle of sunning your balls and something urgent comes up that will take you out of the noon direct sun hours for ball sunning. What do you do?

[splitthis]

How long do you sauna for? Most days I do 30 mins immediately after cardio. It’s called the lazy second workout. Heart rate already being elevated burns cals in that sauna. For newbs recommend lots of water, 40 oz while in sauna.

[gut]

Whats really sad is people with horrible genetics who have to work out all the time to stay normal.

I just stop eating when i'm not hungry. Crazy.

[Walter Sobchak]

How long do you sauna for? Most days I do 30 mins immediately after cardio. It’s called the lazy second workout. Heart rate already being elevated burns cals in that sauna. For newbs recommend lots of water, 40 oz while in sauna.

Splitty we need your opinion here. How well sunned do you like a guy's balls? Mine are already black but for a white guy, are we talking a nice toasted marshmallow or the Starbucks roast?

[mickeycrimm]

How well sunned do you like a guy's balls? Mine are already black but for a white guy, are we talking a nice toasted marshmallow or the Starbucks roast?

wittle waltie is curious about suntanned testicles. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Is waltie gay?
Is the pope catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

[Walter Sobchak]

How well sunned do you like a guy's balls? Mine are already black but for a white guy, are we talking a nice toasted marshmallow or the Starbucks roast?

wittle waltie is curious about suntanned testicles. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Is waltie gay?
Is the pope catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

I'm asking what women like, not living with a male "roommate" and cruising gay bars that are also "slot parlors" wink wink

[Sloppy Joe]

How well sunned do you like a guy's balls? Mine are already black but for a white guy, are we talking a nice toasted marshmallow or the Starbucks roast?

wittle waltie is curious about suntanned testicles. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Is waltie gay?
Is the pope catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Again crimm racing to chime in at the mere mention of male genitalia.

[NickyPipes]

Sad to see the state of this “forum”... at this point, PFA is dead when Pipes is not online

Druff shamefully banned his “buddy” Desert Runner but allows pathetic cry baby liberal Limitless to start threads with silly music videos

You have to wonder what some of these “guys” “have” on Druff! Ever notice how he “protects” his biggest critics but attacks and bans his “friends”?

Remember how badly SeriouslySerious disgraced and embarrassed Druff? Druff BANNED Pipes for bringing attention to the fact the Thomas is a legitimate racist that programmed a bot to post the N word.

So Thomas K (racist guy) tries his best to “ruin” Druff, then Druff trips over himself to protect Thomas

Look fellas, somethings fishy and it ain’t the sushi that big booty blonde is eating in my living room

[BartHanson]

Sad to see the state of this “forum”... at this point, PFA is dead when Pipes is not online

I'm still lurking here, too Pipes

[TheXFactor]

Donald Trump is the Messiah.

Only he can lead us to the promised land.

Which is what evangelical Christians and most Republicans believe.

[Sloppy Joe]

100% in on NickPipes now to turn this forum around.

Got a good dose of rays yesterday chasing my one-year old around a pool and am FULLY COMMITTED to a summer of sunning.

My only issue is genetics; I'm not quite the sad, indoor pallid hue of Druff but come in as white as the average Proud Boy.

What's a guy gotta do to get over the curve?

PS. Little bit of a rookie error in feeding that bitch sushi, should be strictly water and cocaine. Gotta keep 'em thin and hungry, but not for finding Nemo. OK?

[NickyPipes]

Donald Trump is the Messiah.

Only he can lead us to the promised land.

Which is what evangelical Christians and most Republicans believe.

Deranged pervert yammering on about Don Trump! Shut up nerd! No politician will save you pussy!

I just got out of the sauna, been working like a dog! All day all night, no excuses, it’s a crazy time in business the lowest lows and highest highs. Pipes always comes out on top due to pure unbridled focus determination and self belief. I always believe and never doubt!

I am walking home from the sport club now and it’s starting to rain, the feeling and smell in the air remind me of my days in South East Asia but I’ll save that for another time, back to work Rays play late tonight boys

[Walter Sobchak]

Donald Trump is the Messiah.

Only he can lead us to the promised land.

Which is what evangelical Christians and most Republicans believe.

Shop in Nicky Pipes for Trump and then you'd have something.

Make sure he has well-bronzed balls.