Oh, are we already at the "my excellent qualifications prove I'm right" stage of this argument? Well who could question that a guy who speaks more than one language? That describes most of the industrialized world except America but yeah that really lends weight to your silly argument.
And a juris doctorate? How could I ever have doubted you? A few years ago law was a bachelor's degree, but the lawyers got insecure so they inflated it into a masters and then a "doctorate." LOL