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    Splitthis goes on record being magnetized

    Split is from Ohio and a nurse and here is a testimony by a nurse from Ohio

    Coincidence? You be the judge


     
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    The right doesn't understand sweat, light and flat surfaces. This is real life y'all.

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    ROFL

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    Assuming you meant the second lady:

    Is that Walt in the background trying to get a better look at that ass?

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    Obviously I saw this the day it happened. You wonder why I hate these fucking idiots. Those were witnesses actually called by the state house republicans. Imagine how batshit the majority is when the establishment calls these type of witnesses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Obviously I saw this the day it happened. You wonder why I hate these fucking idiots. Those were witnesses actually called by the state house republicans. Imagine how batshit the majority is when the establishment calls these type of witnesses.
    living in your head rent free

     
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    Literal human sweat and small objects confuse team retard

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    I literally was able to stick an ecig I licked on my forehead because I have the Pfizer vaccine. help?

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    my boss means well but he can be very short with me.



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    Too young.

    splitthis is fucking old and likely shows it due to the history of drinking and the lonely nights.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Too young.

    splitthis is fucking old and likely shows it due to the history of drinking and the lonely nights.

    thats alot of America.

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    I've got a key on my titties? Rofl. Fuck you tine. I have to send it to my wife and now I'll have to get sex ass kicked. Hope you're happy you pos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Split is from Ohio and a nurse and here is a testimony by a nurse from Ohio

    Coincidence? You be the judge

    Yes, and MSNBC also debunked that other whacko conspiracy theory. You know. The one where they pointed out how outrageous it is to think that covid came from a laboratory.
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    Wait, maybe im not keeping up, but I thought that their latest conspiracy theory was that you now have metal in your arm and you can stick a magnet on it?

    Now they are claiming you are magnetized and you can stick metal on it?? Which is it?

    They can't even keep their retarded theories in line

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Split is from Ohio and a nurse and here is a testimony by a nurse from Ohio

    Coincidence? You be the judge

    Yes, and MSNBC also debunked that other whacko conspiracy theory. You know. The one where they pointed out how outrageous it is to think that covid came from a laboratory.

    So what you're saying is that you completely agree with the metal and magnet theory...

    Got it.

    We truly expect nothing less from mickeycrimm.

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    The tiny vaccine droplet turns you into a tiny bit magnetic (zero human sweat) and then all of the vaccinated will hold hands across America because we'll all go crazy and that will be hundreds of millions of tiny magnets that WILL catch the attention of an extinction event asteroid and then we will finally get the Us Armageddon crossover we deserve. You're welcome team retard I just solved q.

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    The best part is when she's trying to stick things to herself and can't get it to work. Actual LOL there.

    They should not be allowed to work as nurses. You need a basic understanding of science to be a nurse. Not the same as a doctor but a basic understanding. If you had to go to the hospital would you want someone like that as a nurse? What's to stop them from deciding other aspects of medical science are bullshit and just start doing their own thing. They should be fired and their licenses revoked. Not joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Split is from Ohio and a nurse and here is a testimony by a nurse from Ohio

    Coincidence? You be the judge

    Yes, and MSNBC also debunked that other whacko conspiracy theory. You know. The one where they pointed out how outrageous it is to think that covid came from a laboratory.
    so you're saying this bitch is magnetic even though she clearly demonstrated no magnetism?

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    He who laughs last........wait for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    He who laughs last........wait for it.
    ...Was the last to understand the joke.

     
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