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    Looks like I'm not being raped tonight thanks to Sonatine and Sloppy Joe.


    Eta and the fact I'm too drunk to drive six blocks
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    My wife kicked me out of our house on Saturday so I've been chilling at our other house watching tv smoking weed and drinking cazadores.

    Anyhow I finally started watching narcos. This shit is great.

    Just about to start season 3. Wife asked me to come home tonight. I have a fresh pizza.

    Advice?
    Make her give you a blumpie while you eat the pizza for the trifecta. That's what Nicky Pipes would do, but he wouldn't get kicked out of his own house in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    My wife kicked me out of our house on Saturday so I've been chilling at our other house watching tv smoking weed and drinking cazadores.

    Anyhow I finally started watching narcos. This shit is great.

    Just about to start season 3. Wife asked me to come home tonight. I have a fresh pizza.

    Advice?
    Make her give you a blumpie while you eat the pizza for the trifecta. That's what Nicky Pipes would do, but he wouldn't get kicked out of his own house in the first place.
    I'm not a piece of shit, Walt. Fuck off. And don't talk about my wife like that.

    Also OMFG SEASON THREE OF NARCOS FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR NOT TELLING ME HOW GOOD THIS. Except for tine who is welcome to stay at this house if he ever is in the neighborhood.

    Also team fucking Jorge. The raid just went bad and I'm guessing he will die very soon but the ABSOLUTE BALLS on my dude.

     
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      Walter Sobchak: you know I'm joking, right?

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    Heading to the mountains now. Hoping for good fishing.
    Should be until Sunday, unless the blackflies pestering are worse than the wife.
    I will check back with update.

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    how the fuck did they manage to make this show boring? they tried to turn it into the wire. they literally toned down real life shit thats 100x more interesting than what they showed.

    the next season cant help but be a fucking banger (hello, templars?) but wow there was maybe 3 hours of interesting shit in these 10 episodes and thats a fucking shame.
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  6. #26
    No way it’s worse than the terrible Queen of the South….I hope?

     
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      gimmick: nah, just fast forward a lot

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    queen of the south is rocking approximately 0 viewable minutes per 10 hours so


    per gimmick theres so fucking much fast forwarding to be done this season and i have literally never experienced that before while watching this show.


    seriously i have no idea what to make of this. they seemed to deliberately avoid making it good/interesting/accurate. even the editing was sus.


    i think about 20% of the run time was dedicated to a completely and i mean completely meaningless examination of how serial killers were hunting young poor women in juarez. i repeat this had absolutely nothing to fucking do with narco trafficking on any level at all. nothing.


    nothing.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    remember when we called you queen of the southern trans fats

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    im not sure if it was out of line but it felt well earned old boy

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    please people no one ever called me that.

    literally not once.

    i have no idea what hes talking about.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    What would lol wow posts sound like without auto-tune?

     
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    Tell her to take on the next pepperoni delivery boy and report back
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Looks like I'm not being raped tonight thanks to Sonatine and Sloppy Joe.


    Eta and the fact I'm too drunk to drive six blocks
    You're never too drunk drive six blocks, it's all about avoiding fire hydrants or other houses
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