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    Narcos

    My wife kicked me out of our house on Saturday so I've been chilling at our other house watching tv smoking weed and drinking cazadores.

    Anyhow I finally started watching narcos. This shit is great.

    Just about to start season 3. Wife asked me to come home tonight. I have a fresh pizza.

    Advice?

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    need pics of wife to give proper advice
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"

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    She's a hot ballerina. Google it. And no you can't stay on my fleet of couches.

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    tiny dave and his tiny wife lol
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    you probably have a tiny couch too so im out
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    Wife has been driving me nuts this week.
    So bad that I am thinking about going backpacking with millions of blackflies this weekend.
    When they are bad they are unbearable.
    The flies and the wives that is.

     
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    i assumed that was just code for "urban backpacking"

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    I can't even with you two. JD I have 2 houses and you're worried about sleeping on a couch. Dumb.

    Pablo take a car jfc.

    Also I'm the flies in this already fixed scenario.

    I'm just asking is season3 of narcos is any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    I can't even with you two. JD I have 2 houses and you're worried about sleeping on a couch. Dumb.

    Pablo take a car jfc.

    Also I'm the flies in this already fixed scenario.

    I'm just asking is season3 of narcos is any good?
    ask your wife's boyfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    My wife kicked me out of our house on Saturday so I've been chilling at our other house watching tv smoking weed and drinking cazadores.

    Anyhow I finally started watching narcos. This shit is great.

    Just about to start season 3. Wife asked me to come home tonight. I have a fresh pizza.

    Advice?
    Make her give you a blumpie while you eat the pizza for the trifecta. That's what Nicky Pipes would do, but he wouldn't get kicked out of his own house in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    My wife kicked me out of our house on Saturday so I've been chilling at our other house watching tv smoking weed and drinking cazadores.

    Anyhow I finally started watching narcos. This shit is great.

    Just about to start season 3. Wife asked me to come home tonight. I have a fresh pizza.

    Advice?
    Make her give you a blumpie while you eat the pizza for the trifecta. That's what Nicky Pipes would do, but he wouldn't get kicked out of his own house in the first place.
    I'm not a piece of shit, Walt. Fuck off. And don't talk about my wife like that.

    Also OMFG SEASON THREE OF NARCOS FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR NOT TELLING ME HOW GOOD THIS. Except for tine who is welcome to stay at this house if he ever is in the neighborhood.

    Also team fucking Jorge. The raid just went bad and I'm guessing he will die very soon but the ABSOLUTE BALLS on my dude.

     
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    Heading to the mountains now. Hoping for good fishing.
    Should be until Sunday, unless the blackflies pestering are worse than the wife.
    I will check back with update.

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    how the fuck did they manage to make this show boring? they tried to turn it into the wire. they literally toned down real life shit thats 100x more interesting than what they showed.

    the next season cant help but be a fucking banger (hello, templars?) but wow there was maybe 3 hours of interesting shit in these 10 episodes and thats a fucking shame.
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    No way it’s worse than the terrible Queen of the South….I hope?

     
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      gimmick: nah, just fast forward a lot

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