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    Florida people are insane

    People from Florida are fucking crazy and insane.









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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    You must be from Florida.

    Isn't it time for you to strip naked and trash a Burger King?

    People from Florida are fucking crazy and insane.








    Yes, I'm in Florida. And yes, we love out resident idiot Gringos. So much so, that Cigar City Brewing came up with an IPA called "Florida Man" as a tribute to our resident idiot Gringos doing stupid, insane stuff. I am particularly curious how the guy who looks like a human version of "Beaker" from the Muppets kidnapped 27 people an forced them to play YAHTZEE for hours on end. That shit only happens here in Florida.

    **Update: I checked into the Yahtzee guy. Story is a Fake. According to Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fl...pping-yahtzee/

    ***Second Update: The story about a man having sex with an alligator is also a fake. Look here: https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/..._arrested_for/

    ***Third Update: If you're going to bring up "Florida Man" Stories, there's no need use fake ones. Here's a true story of Florida's finest....

    Full Article here:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...of-love-275930
    Couple Used Playgound As Tunnel Of Love
    Police caught duo having sex inside park's crawling tunnel
    JUNE 8--Responding to a 9:10 AM tip about a couple trysting in a Florida park, a patrolman discovered a man performing a sex act on his girlfriend within the “children’s crawling tunnel” at Pocahontas Park in Vero Beach, according to an arrest affidavit.

    When the cop arrived at the park Friday morning, he reported observing Sharon Finlay, 52, “laying on her back face up, with her jean shorts pulled around her ankles (nude) with her legs spread apart and vagina exposed.”

    Finlay’s companion, Germain Jackson, 44, was atop Finlay “with his face within [her] crotch area.”

    Asked what they were doing, Finlay told the cop the couple was “making out.” Jackson was more direct. “I was eating some pussy,” he said.

    Adjacent to the playground's crawling tunnel (seen below) was a bottle of Gulf Crest vodka and two cans of Four Loko. Finlay reportedly explained that, “We were both drinking the Four Loko and the vodka, you only live once.”

    Finlay and Jackson were each arrested for possession of an open container and booked into the Indian River County jail, where they remain behind bars in lieu of $500 bond.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    You must be from Florida.

    Isn't it time for you to strip naked and trash a Burger King?

    People from Florida are fucking crazy and insane.








    Yes, I'm in Florida. And yes, we love out resident idiot Gringos. So much so, that Cigar City Brewing came up with an IPA called "Florida Man" as a tribute to our resident idiot Gringos doing stupid, insane stuff. I am particularly curious how the guy who looks like a human version of "Beaker" from the Muppets kidnapped 27 people an forced them to play YAHTZEE for hours on end. That shit only happens here in Florida.

    **Update: I checked into the Yahtzee guy. Story is a Fake. According to Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fl...pping-yahtzee/

    ***Second Update: The story about a man having sex with an alligator is also a fake. Look here: https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/..._arrested_for/

    ***Third Update: If you're going to bring up "Florida Man" Stories, there's no need use fake ones. Here's a true story of Florida's finest....

    Full Article here:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...of-love-275930
    Couple Used Playgound As Tunnel Of Love
    Police caught duo having sex inside park's crawling tunnel
    JUNE 8--Responding to a 9:10 AM tip about a couple trysting in a Florida park, a patrolman discovered a man performing a sex act on his girlfriend within the “children’s crawling tunnel” at Pocahontas Park in Vero Beach, according to an arrest affidavit.

    When the cop arrived at the park Friday morning, he reported observing Sharon Finlay, 52, “laying on her back face up, with her jean shorts pulled around her ankles (nude) with her legs spread apart and vagina exposed.”

    Finlay’s companion, Germain Jackson, 44, was atop Finlay “with his face within [her] crotch area.”

    Asked what they were doing, Finlay told the cop the couple was “making out.” Jackson was more direct. “I was eating some pussy,” he said.

    Adjacent to the playground's crawling tunnel (seen below) was a bottle of Gulf Crest vodka and two cans of Four Loko. Finlay reportedly explained that, “We were both drinking the Four Loko and the vodka, you only live once.”

    Finlay and Jackson were each arrested for possession of an open container and booked into the Indian River County jail, where they remain behind bars in lieu of $500 bond.
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Also, what's the crime in picking magic mushrooms while carrying an alligator? Is it picking the mushrooms, or just doing it while carrying an alligator?

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    We have an expression here in west palm beach “you got to go north to go south”.

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    Florida is the 3rd most Populated State in the U.S.

    Florida is big by population and square mileage. Bigger then most other U.S States so we do have all walks of life of course. I'd imagine you live In a more tony ecosystem Country or State correct.

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    from the Cigar City Website:


    Florida Man
    Double India Pale Ale
    DID YOU KNOW?

    The world needs heroes, and in our home state of Florida only a very special hero will do. A hero with a shark tooth around his neck, a Grim Reaper tattoo on his arm, and a rap sheet longer than his mama’s mustache. A hero who’s forgotten more about amateur taxidermy and alligator rasslin’ than you’ll ever know. What better way to pay tribute to our beloved Florida Man than with a big ol’ Double India Pale Ale brewed with a nearly criminal amount of hops and a moderate bitterness that just about matches Florida Man’s general disposition. This hopped-up whopper of a beer is big in character and guaranteed to sear itself into your memory, just like “the world’s worst superhero,” Florida Man.

    Extra Dishevely at 8.5% abv.

    https://www.cigarcitybrewing.com/beer/florida-man/

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    Crazy, insane and on meth?

    Then there is a good chance they are from Florida.



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    Man who lived in teen’s room for weeks sentenced to 15 years in prison

    Guess where this guy is from?

    Louisiana but he was arrested in Florida which makes him "Florida Man".

    https://nypost.com/2021/07/31/louisi...florida-minor/


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