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    we get it pooh your old schtick got old pretty quick

    you're dead boring either way....fuck off
    Brother, Nick Pipes is providing this website with its best content in years. You should be thankful rather than lashing out like an ungrateful child.

    This website needs more politics? More threads were you post a music video nobody cares about?

    Be careful what you wish for brother, I do not want to be forced to come to your Canadian shithole to take it over and run it like a fiefdom but I will if you continue to provoke me.

    I would ask, but we already know you did not hit your 5 AM workout.

    You couldn’t identify content if your girl gave it to you unknowingly. Nothing you say rings true. That’s not just me.
    Tells, tells, tells. This forum can smell your crap a mile away.

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    Brother, do you realize Pipes completed a deep ocean swim before sunrise with a pack of dingos patrolling the beach and claiming their territory?

    Brother, do you realize Pipes had a line of women around the corner before dawn to wish him a Happy Fathers Day?

    Brother, you have the emotional and jealous soul of a woman

     
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    No. It’s because you’re Tom Dwan’s number one fan. Don’t lie.
    Pretty sure OSA is Tom Dwan's number one fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
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    we get it pooh your old schtick got old pretty quick

    you're dead boring either way....fuck off
    Brother, Nick Pipes is providing this website with its best content in years. You should be thankful rather than lashing out like an ungrateful child.

    This website needs more politics? More threads were you post a music video nobody cares about?

    Be careful what you wish for brother, I do not want to be forced to come to your Canadian shithole to take it over and run it like a fiefdom but I will if you continue to provoke me.

    I would ask, but we already know you did not hit your 5 AM workout.
    Trying to sun your balls in Canada will be even harder than in Philadelphia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post

    Brother, Nick Pipes is providing this website with its best content in years. You should be thankful rather than lashing out like an ungrateful child.

    This website needs more politics? More threads were you post a music video nobody cares about?

    Be careful what you wish for brother, I do not want to be forced to come to your Canadian shithole to take it over and run it like a fiefdom but I will if you continue to provoke me.

    I would ask, but we already know you did not hit your 5 AM workout.
    Trying to sun your balls in Canada will be even harder than in Philadelphia.

    Walter, you have an unhealthy obsession with his balls.

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    Is pipes bottomset?
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    dont you dare.
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    Does Pipes = Pipes?

    It's kind of like asking if infinity = infinity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
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    Trying to sun your balls in Canada will be even harder than in Philadelphia.

    Walter, you have an unhealthy obsession with his balls.
    I'm just trying to spread the Nicky Pipes gospel.

    Took down a 12-point buck this weekend and in honor of PIPES THE GOD decided to eat it raw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Is pipes bottomset?
    Nicky, you can't take that lying down.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
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    Walter, you have an unhealthy obsession with his balls.
    I'm just trying to spread the Nicky Pipes gospel.

    Took down a 12-point buck this weekend and in honor of PIPES THE GOD decided to eat it raw.
    Very nice brother

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    Big update coming, Pipes just got back from another “drive to Miami”. Road man

     
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    Where did I leave off? Anyways, you get the point and see where this is going.

    Basically one day I just decided to quit my job, so I did. Lucky me, I didn’t really have a long term lease set up with my roommates or anything so I just told them I quit my job so I was also going to leave Philadelphia and hear somewhere sunny. In a way they kind of mocked me, maybe because it was basically summer at that point, or because it’s pretty dumb to just quit your job like this when your early 20s with zero other prospects or waiting opportunities.

    You see, you don’t realize this at that age though. Plus, I thought I was rich. I made not bad money at the job, I think $55k not that bad for young guy living with roommates, splitting bills. I had played some in casinos in that area but was not interesting in grinding poker much after grinding a 9-5, as most can relate to.

    So I hung around the house that month was up as I already paid rent 1st of month. During that time I planned my next move and decided to book a plane ticket to Asia, Bangkok Thailand.

    I didn’t have a plan for what I was going to do when I got there, other than try to set up Pokerstars and a foreign bank account. I also knew a bunch of guys on 2+2 and other poker forums living in Chang Mai, as well as many people who work online in other businesses. It’s an area known for that because it has a very low cost of living for decently good quality of life. So I figured I would head there eventually.

    When I got to Bangkok I thought it was obviously a shit hole, which it is. But I also thought it was pretty cool and fascinating. I spent my first day in Bangkok just walking around the city and taking cabs here and there just checking different things out. That night I went to Khao Sung Road and got shit faced and swooped.

    I was pretty tired of Bangkok after approximately 3 days. I am not that big of a fan of cities. I like them but just for short visits. Pipes would also prefer an estate 30 - 40 minutes outside the city (Pipes would never worry about commuting), to a penthouse in the city.

    My massage is ending, I write on the forum while being massaged by a Colombian woman on my master balcony, the sun just set, let’s run the numbers in Australia

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    Once I was in a jungle island off the coast of Malaysia

    I took a private jungle tour with a local guy

    After the tour we went to his jungle farm

    He said “I own four pigs” with a big smile

    I said “that four more than me brother”

    Few

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    Summer is heating up.

    Have you been sunning your balls? If so, what benefits have you experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Summer is heating up.

    Have you been sunning your balls? If so, what benefits have you experience?

    I am seriously considering in a few months going down to South Florida and knocking the shit out of you. I just had surgery on my rotator cuff otherwise I would be down there now to have a conversation.

    You keep talking about this big booty blonde in your kitchen and and am sure it exists, but its a dude with dyed corn rows.

    GTFO.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Summer is heating up.

    Have you been sunning your balls? If so, what benefits have you experience?
    Nut sack is flush with vitamin D and smoother than the tread on Mickeycrimm's power chair tires.

    Feeling GREAT.

    Caught a salmon on the Willamette last weekend; was going to throw it back until I asked 'what would Pipes do?' before proceeding to take a bite right out of its back while still on the hook.

    One question: weather is absurdly hot here in Portland, like 115 today. Do I take out the boys for a quick sesh or chamber them for cooler temps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Summer is heating up.

    Have you been sunning your balls? If so, what benefits have you experience?

    I am seriously considering in a few months going down to South Florida and knocking the shit out of you. I just had surgery on my rotator cuff otherwise I would be down there now to have a conversation.

    You keep talking about this big booty blonde in your kitchen and and am sure it exists, but its a dude with dyed corn rows.

    GTFO.
    Brother I hope you heal soon, you are invited to visit anytime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
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    Summer is heating up.

    Have you been sunning your balls? If so, what benefits have you experience?
    Nut sack is flush with vitamin D and smoother than the tread on Mickeycrimm's power chair tires.

    Feeling GREAT.

    Caught a salmon on the Willamette last weekend; was going to throw it back until I asked 'what would Pipes do?' before proceeding to take a bite right out of its back while still on the hook.

    One question: weather is absurdly hot here in Portland, like 115 today. Do I take out the boys for a quick sesh or chamber them for cooler temps?
    Brother this question is a joke? Are you scared of heat? 115 perfect temp to sun

    Eating live or freshly killed animals gives you strength

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Summer is heating up.

    Have you been sunning your balls? If so, what benefits have you experience?

    I am seriously considering in a few months going down to South Florida and knocking the shit out of you. I just had surgery on my rotator cuff otherwise I would be down there now to have a conversation.

    You keep talking about this big booty blonde in your kitchen and and am sure it exists, but its a dude with dyed corn rows.

    GTFO.
    You tore your rotator cuff wielding a plunger to unclog people's shit-stuffed toilets. How about you have a conversation with a noose.

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