Where did I leave off?
After about a year of the cards and hotel + campus routine, I ran into a problem. The lady I was seeing was graduating and I didn’t have a place of my own. Long story short, one of my Dads old buddies called me to his house in Ft Lauderdale and told me he had a job for me up North, not some gangster stuff wise guy, a job, like a 9-5 job. His brother was upper management at a company in Philadelphia and he could get me a starting level job, considering I had a degree, etc.
So, I just decided to do it. It’s my nature to be interested in new experiences and challenges, so I thought the idea of moving far away and having a stable job might be worth trying. I wasn’t too happy about location or weather but I also had no real other prospects other than hoping to grind poker. But I also didn’t really try, so looking back idk what opportunities I was expecting, as they don’t just fall into your lap in a Hialeah Poker Room.
I moved there and didn’t have any furniture so I just did the Craigslist roommate thing and found a room in a house already furnished with other guys, I just had to buy a bed.
The job was ok, corporate side of a bank, but I was doing boring first year stuff. Not really anything exciting, worked with guys my age who I liked and related to.
From the start though I just hated the fucking weather. Scraping ice off your window to drive to some boring job on a busy Philadelphia highway at 645 AM is not the Pipes Lifestyle at all, no way to live your life.
I also just immediately did not like working in a corporate atmosphere. I can blend in well but in no way was I like these people and they knew it, and I don’t mean being from a different state.
I did not excel at the job but was a solid employee, just did not put in any sort of extra work. Idk who cares that’s not the interesting part
Also from the start of the whole 9-5 thing, I was googling different options and paths to take. I was still under the illusion that I would just play cash games somewhere on the beach and get rich that way. Knew always was not going to get rich working middle management at some banks regional corporate office. I did make money the year I spent playing poker and bouncing around casinos and motels, but I also wasted most all of it on said accommodations and things that young guys spend their money foolishly on, but also did not properly understand this at that age. Do you know what I mean? I thought I was making a lot because I got paid in cash at casinos and had a lot of quick money but after paying all living expenses, albeit small at that age, etc you don’t wind up with me, now do you?
The Pipes Lifestyle was not fully developed at that point. The outlive was being developed, at that point the Pipes Lifestyle focused on a heavy bed room cardio focus. You can not sun your balls in Philadelphia brother
My dupe game is really really poor.
It’s prolly obv to everyone else but what name were you using during the SiriusSrsly wars?
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Anyways enough about the job, you get it you’ve all been there, your standard entry level corporate thing gig.
As I said, I immediately realized Nick Pipes ain’t the type of guy to steady climb the corporate ladder for 25 years, you catch my drift?
Luckily, one the guys I was roommates with was quite character. There were 4 of us total, 2 had previously known each other, there was an immigrant guy and me. When I moved in there was a clear leader, let’s call him Chuck. Chuck was from New York and had that whole routine going on.
Anyways, Chuck imported “goods” from Thailand and then would resell them for a pretty good % mark up. He had quite the operation, and had the other 2 roommates working for him. They were making really great money, enough that Chuck could finance his “career” as a DJ.
I was interested in this and as I got to know him better after living there for a few months he started telling me about his time in Thailand. The stories really fascinated me. I had been to many place in the Caribbean and all over US, but that sounded very exotic to me. He basically described a sexual beach paradise that was a Mecca for traveling girls world wide looking to “find themselves”. He told me how cheap it was compared to US and he had me researching moving over there. I didn’t want to get involved in his “industry” and was planning to grind online poker and finance my life that way.
That soon became what I thought about as I drove through the dreary days of Philadelphia winter to a job I was not all that interested in.
I would drive and day dream. Why was I here? Does a man like Pipes belong in the darkness, or the basking sun light of the beach, a jungle village by the sea?
If you are going to be a road man, you follow your instincts.
Pipes was up early this morning, 4:30. By 5, sprints at the Juno Beach Dunes with my pack of dingos. The original bill sprint.
By 7, a critical task came up with the business. Pipes has misfits on the payroll world wide, but was forced to handle it himself. A wonder!
Once business was complete, 12 rounds of boxing, the cardio was outside today. It’s muggy outside, the sweat soaked the garage floor. Standing water.
Followed by an extended sauna.
Run the numbers, Pipes is cashing checks. Business is booming. Problems are immediately dealt with, resolved and solved.
Pipes is ready to break his fast with a lunch of raw game meat. My dingos have the ability to bring down a full grown Elk and have done so before during the time we spend in a remote winter cabin in a village in the mountains.
Are you thankful today? Did you do the Abundance Pose on the beach as the sun rose over South Florida? Did you work the heavy bag? Have you done an explosive, heavy weight work out? Is fresh game meat being prepared by a big booty blonde in your kitchen?
If not, you have to ask yourself where things went wrong and why you continue to disregard the Knockout Nick Pipes Lifestyle
Nicky,
Some of your readers are struggling through life. We barely make it through day by day and go to bed dreaming of being the next Nicky Pipes.
But as each day goes by we don't make any changes and then years start to pass by.
Can you please give us your top 3 suggestions to point us in the right direction? What can we immediately do to increase productivity and enhance our lives? Just small tweaks to start as we can't make the jump straight from Joe Blow to Nicky Pipes in one day. Rome wasn't built in a day, right?
Thanks!
speaking of big booty blondes, shout out to bitchezbcrazyjuno.
absolute protoking. would love an update.
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Brother, Nick Pipes is providing this website with its best content in years. You should be thankful rather than lashing out like an ungrateful child.
This website needs more politics? More threads were you post a music video nobody cares about?
Be careful what you wish for brother, I do not want to be forced to come to your Canadian shithole to take it over and run it like a fiefdom but I will if you continue to provoke me.
I would ask, but we already know you did not hit your 5 AM workout.
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