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    How to Live the Knockout Nick Pipes Lifestyle

    A lot of guys on the forum have been filling my inbox with questions about my lifestyle, so I made this thread to fill everyone in on how to live the “Knockout Nick Pipes Lifestyle”

    1) wake up 5 AM, Pipes conducts international business and manages a team in Asia, Europe, Africa and the US. Out of bed immediately to the 27” MacBook in the “back office”. Immediately respond to all messages, emails and requests. The business has usually produced around $2,000 PROFIT by this hour.

    2) After completing pending tasks, time to hit the heavy bag. Pipes obviously is a member of the local boxing gym, but chooses to do 8 rounds on the heavy bag in his garage. Why? This alerts the neighbors that Pipes means business and that a dominant male capable of extreme physical violence is in the vicinity. Every adult male should be completing the Bas Rutten 3 minute round heavy bag work out daily.

    3) Shower, followed by either a BANG ENERGY or double shot of expresso. NO BREAKFAST

    4) back to work for hours! Nonstop, no breaks. Making calls, cutting deals and collecting checks. Pipes takes his call while aggressively pacing his massive office, like a predator, never sitting like a passive dweeb. This is high level business, no jokes!

    5) by mid to late afternoon, the workflow has lightened up. Pipes heads to the local Athletic Club for a heavy lifting session, followed by a sauna and dip in the cool pool. One back at the estate, sun balls in the back yard for 15 - 30 minutes

    6) shower back to work for 2-3 hours of business dealing with “associates” on the West Coast

    7) Dinner of RAW RED MEAT, absolutely no vegetables

    8) BACK TO BUSINESS, Rays game on the TV in the office

    9) Fuck a big booty blonde or have her suck Pipes Pipe

    10) check business, see what numbers are coming in overnight and how the outlook is for the next day

    Do you understand? Yes or no?

     
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    I'm just a businessman conducting some business

    what business are you in Nicky?

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    NICKYPIPES IS GOD

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    I am officially on #TEAMPIPES
    #TEAMPIPES

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    Thanks to my fans for all of the positive feedback.

    JSearl is “weird” and has a “grudge” against me. No big deal! He is an admitted drunk driver! Pipes does NOT respect drunk drivers, especially ones who WELCH on bets! A total lowlife!

    In fact, Pipes does not drink or do any drugs. Pipes gets his high from sunning his balls in the hot Florida sun and from POUNDING Bang Energy and double expresso! No beer belly on Sober Nick!

    Rum Dick is not worthy of a response. Everybody saw how quickly and thoroughly he was disgraced when called out in the MMA Bet thread. Speaks for itself!

    This morning, Pipes mixed it up. 5AM chest workout followed by both a wet and dry sauna. Pipes tried to post a 5am “roll call” but PFA is BANNED from the local athletic clubs WiFi. Perhaps 6 Toed Pete spoke to management about Druff?

    Pipes is about to hit the heavy bag. It’s hot out, the garage is steaming hot. Pipes does NOT use a fan and does not crack the garage for a breeze. The intense and overwhelming heat is part of the workout. Absolute animal, a machine!

    Tonight Pipes is betting the RAYS you can count on that!

    Boxing, steak for dinner, cumshot on blondies face, then back to business! Time to collect the checks and have some sex!

    #PIPED

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    Last night I had to make a late night drive down to Miami to meet some associates, along the way I was feeling reflective, reminiscing about my journey.

    I was born in a gutter in Key West. My mom and dad were never together really, sometimes I would spend time with one, sometimes another. My mom stays in the Keys and my dad was here, there and everywhere. As I got older, I started tagging along on more “work trips” with my dad. He was a road man and I have great memories of the all characters he associated with. Real wise guys, tough guys, scumbags. The types you can only meet at a Marathon Key Dive bar on a Tuesday afternoon in October. They all have a story. Some will tell you they were in the CIA, some claim to be ship captains, others are just plain low life’s and their only tales are of degeneracy and the lessons that come with it. The education of Knockout Nick. My mom would mainly stay down in Key West pretending to be high society. My dad always had a lot of cash and would make sure she was taken care of, but she could spend money with the best of them while pretending our family had old money and “fit in”

    When I was 15, my dad got charged with murder in a relatively well known case in Miami. He is still locked up to this day, some say he is innocent. I finished the rest of high school in Palm Beach County while living with my moms parents who are nice people who I admired they helped me a lot.

    After high school, I went to a state school for college. Nothing really of note happened, I was actually always a decent student as I am a born genius but I never studied or did work. Got by wits. Mostly Bs that would have been As if I did the assignments. Who cares?

    I guess one thing of note is during college I found online poker. I had played a lot of poker growing up, as my dad and his crew always gambled and played cards, so when the guys on my floor freshman year wanted to play cash games at night, I would clean their clock. Somebody asked if I ever played online and I hadn’t, but that night after the game on our floor needed I went back to my room, deposited on Full Tilt, picked the black ninja as my avatar and didn’t go to class for weeks!

    First year of online poker was a wash, I didn’t have much to deposit and played micro stakes, winning a little losing a little, nothing major.

    When I was 19 about to turn 20, I deposited $35 when I had less than $100 left in my bank account. Within one week, I ran my bankroll up to over $15k by winning a MTT 3 days in a row. I thought I was so rich I would retire, lol

    I had some more success in MTTs and during my senior year, I was old enough to go to the local casinos and would spend every single night there playing cash. It was a soft locals joint, and I cleaned up. I really crushed it and I final tabled my first 5 live tournaments, a streak of luck that I couldn’t comprehend at the time. Suddenly, I had real money for the first time in my life.

    I graduated college and didn’t even considered getting a real job. My dad never work a real job, my mom certainly never worked and nobody seemed to push me towards it. I spent my weekdays grinding cash games at the casino and would drive back to campus and sleep at this girls house and fuck her all weekend long while getting fucked up. It was the best of times and worst of times. Hoping to get 1 or 2 comped rooms at the casino a week then trash motels the other nights. The wins were glorious but the nights alone as a 21 year old after losing $1,000 and going back to a lonely scumbag motel on the side of the road at 5 at with the sun coming up was not that pleasant. Boy do I miss it though. The memories. Just writing this I can picture the feeling of those times, the smell in the air. The excitement, the joy, the depression, what I would give to feel that soul crushing depression again. Sick!

    Will write more later about my 20s spent jumping around Africa, Middle East and Asia and how Pipes parlayed that into a business as a South Florida call center and email spam king.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    NICKYPIPES IS GOD
    It figures DWAI would be sucking this guy's dick on day one.
    Just MORE proof you are nothing but a beta male.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Last night I had to make a late night drive down to Miami to meet some associates, along the way I was feeling reflective, reminiscing about my journey.

    I was born in a gutter in Key West. My mom and dad were never together really, sometimes I would spend time with one, sometimes another. My mom stays in the Keys and my dad was here, there and everywhere. As I got older, I started tagging along on more “work trips” with my dad. He was a road man and I have great memories of the all characters he associated with. Real wise guys, tough guys, scumbags. The types you can only meet at a Marathon Key Dive bar on a Tuesday afternoon in October. They all have a story. Some will tell you they were in the CIA, some claim to be ship captains, others are just plain low life’s and their only tales are of degeneracy and the lessons that come with it. The education of Knockout Nick. My mom would mainly stay down in Key West pretending to be high society. My dad always had a lot of cash and would make sure she was taken care of, but she could spend money with the best of them while pretending our family had old money and “fit in”

    When I was 15, my dad got charged with murder in a relatively well known case in Miami. He is still locked up to this day, some say he is innocent. I finished the rest of high school in Palm Beach County while living with my moms parents who are nice people who I admired they helped me a lot.

    After high school, I went to a state school for college. Nothing really of note happened, I was actually always a decent student as I am a born genius but I never studied or did work. Got by wits. Mostly Bs that would have been As if I did the assignments. Who cares?

    I guess one thing of note is during college I found online poker. I had played a lot of poker growing up, as my dad and his crew always gambled and played cards, so when the guys on my floor freshman year wanted to play cash games at night, I would clean their clock. Somebody asked if I ever played online and I hadn’t, but that night after the game on our floor needed I went back to my room, deposited on Full Tilt, picked the black ninja as my avatar and didn’t go to class for weeks!

    First year of online poker was a wash, I didn’t have much to deposit and played micro stakes, winning a little losing a little, nothing major.

    When I was 19 about to turn 20, I deposited $35 when I had less than $100 left in my bank account. Within one week, I ran my bankroll up to over $15k by winning a MTT 3 days in a row. I thought I was so rich I would retire, lol

    I had some more success in MTTs and during my senior year, I was old enough to go to the local casinos and would spend every single night there playing cash. It was a soft locals joint, and I cleaned up. I really crushed it and I final tabled my first 5 live tournaments, a streak of luck that I couldn’t comprehend at the time. Suddenly, I had real money for the first time in my life.

    I graduated college and didn’t even considered getting a real job. My dad never work a real job, my mom certainly never worked and nobody seemed to push me towards it. I spent my weekdays grinding cash games at the casino and would drive back to campus and sleep at this girls house and fuck her all weekend long while getting fucked up. It was the best of times and worst of times. Hoping to get 1 or 2 comped rooms at the casino a week then trash motels the other nights. The wins were glorious but the nights alone as a 21 year old after losing $1,000 and going back to a lonely scumbag motel on the side of the road at 5 at with the sun coming up was not that pleasant. Boy do I miss it though. The memories. Just writing this I can picture the feeling of those times, the smell in the air. The excitement, the joy, the depression, what I would give to feel that soul crushing depression again. Sick!

    Will write more later about my 20s spent jumping around Africa, Middle East and Asia and how Pipes parlayed that into a business as a South Florida call center and email spam king.
    The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

    My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

    My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

    At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

     
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    San, I would advise to watch just #1,2

    #3 didn't do it for me. Although it has been at least a decade since I have watched them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    NICKYPIPES IS GOD
    It figures DWAI would be sucking this guy's dick on day one.
    Just MORE proof you are nothing but a beta male.
    0f course, it goes without saying Dwai will suck any dick he can get his mouth on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Last night I had to make a late night drive down to Miami to meet some associates, along the way I was feeling reflective, reminiscing about my journey.

    I was born in a gutter in Key West. My mom and dad were never together really, sometimes I would spend time with one, sometimes another. My mom stays in the Keys and my dad was here, there and everywhere. As I got older, I started tagging along on more “work trips” with my dad. He was a road man and I have great memories of the all characters he associated with. Real wise guys, tough guys, scumbags. The types you can only meet at a Marathon Key Dive bar on a Tuesday afternoon in October. They all have a story. Some will tell you they were in the CIA, some claim to be ship captains, others are just plain low life’s and their only tales are of degeneracy and the lessons that come with it. The education of Knockout Nick. My mom would mainly stay down in Key West pretending to be high society. My dad always had a lot of cash and would make sure she was taken care of, but she could spend money with the best of them while pretending our family had old money and “fit in”

    When I was 15, my dad got charged with murder in a relatively well known case in Miami. He is still locked up to this day, some say he is innocent. I finished the rest of high school in Palm Beach County while living with my moms parents who are nice people who I admired they helped me a lot.

    After high school, I went to a state school for college. Nothing really of note happened, I was actually always a decent student as I am a born genius but I never studied or did work. Got by wits. Mostly Bs that would have been As if I did the assignments. Who cares?

    I guess one thing of note is during college I found online poker. I had played a lot of poker growing up, as my dad and his crew always gambled and played cards, so when the guys on my floor freshman year wanted to play cash games at night, I would clean their clock. Somebody asked if I ever played online and I hadn’t, but that night after the game on our floor needed I went back to my room, deposited on Full Tilt, picked the black ninja as my avatar and didn’t go to class for weeks!

    First year of online poker was a wash, I didn’t have much to deposit and played micro stakes, winning a little losing a little, nothing major.

    When I was 19 about to turn 20, I deposited $35 when I had less than $100 left in my bank account. Within one week, I ran my bankroll up to over $15k by winning a MTT 3 days in a row. I thought I was so rich I would retire, lol

    I had some more success in MTTs and during my senior year, I was old enough to go to the local casinos and would spend every single night there playing cash. It was a soft locals joint, and I cleaned up. I really crushed it and I final tabled my first 5 live tournaments, a streak of luck that I couldn’t comprehend at the time. Suddenly, I had real money for the first time in my life.

    I graduated college and didn’t even considered getting a real job. My dad never work a real job, my mom certainly never worked and nobody seemed to push me towards it. I spent my weekdays grinding cash games at the casino and would drive back to campus and sleep at this girls house and fuck her all weekend long while getting fucked up. It was the best of times and worst of times. Hoping to get 1 or 2 comped rooms at the casino a week then trash motels the other nights. The wins were glorious but the nights alone as a 21 year old after losing $1,000 and going back to a lonely scumbag motel on the side of the road at 5 at with the sun coming up was not that pleasant. Boy do I miss it though. The memories. Just writing this I can picture the feeling of those times, the smell in the air. The excitement, the joy, the depression, what I would give to feel that soul crushing depression again. Sick!

    Will write more later about my 20s spent jumping around Africa, Middle East and Asia and how Pipes parlayed that into a business as a South Florida call center and email spam king.
    The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

    My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

    My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

    At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
    I've heard about the luging Ragoon. Sorry about the close shave
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    I havent read "American Psycho" in quite a few years now.

    What colour is your business card there, Pipes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    San, I would advise to watch just #1,2

    #3 didn't do it for me. Although it has been at least a decade since I have watched them.
    Thought the first one was great. Didn't really like either of the sequels.

    "It's a MAN, baby!" wouldn't go over as well today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    I havent read "American Psycho" in quite a few years now.

    What colour is your business card there, Pipes?
    Never read American Psycho or saw the movie. Was I supposed to?

    I’m O-2 in this thread and I suppose illuminating our shortcomings is NickyPipe’s raison d'etre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    I havent read "American Psycho" in quite a few years now.

    What colour is your business card there, Pipes?
    Never read American Psycho or saw the movie. Was I supposed to?

    I’m O-2 in this thread and I suppose illuminating our shortcomings is NickyPipe’s raison d'etre.
    That title was redone for American eyes. It was just called CITIZEN
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    This week Pipes has been going for early morning deep oceans swims in his village by the sea. Do you deep water ocean swim, yes or no?

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