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    Brothers for the last month I have been having frequent “chest” “pains” that feel somewhat like a heart attack

    Last night I woke up at 2 am to a horrible pain in my chest that kept me up for quite a while

    Brothers I did not let this stop me, I still got up before sun rise and completed my rounds on the heavy bags. Brothers I greeted the sun from the glorious sandy beach and swam with dolphins in the deep ocean

    Brothers I made thousands of dollars in business and handle important calls and set up important business meetings this weekend at 1000 North where I will host a dinner

    Brothers I sunned my balls and did an arm workout that would make an average man sore for a month

    Brothers a little “chest” “pain” can not stop an absolute animal, a machine

    Do you understand how badly my chest still hurts? It’s as if my heart is a knot

    Do you understand this will not stop me?

    Brother I will check the numbers again in 2 hours, handle a call or two and I will bet the Rays to win the game and series

    Brothers I will finish the night enjoy the pleasure of a big booty blonde laying in a California king overlooking the Atlantic Ocean

    The original heart attack
    We all know your in amazing shape, how old are you, height, weight? Can't be a heart attack with your elite fitness level.

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    Brother I am in my 30s, I am 6 2 and normal weight is about 200 pounds but when I am going to fight it can go down or up temporarily

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    Getting sued for some “bullshit”. Something about SPAM emails

    Found out via an email on Friday evening classic

    Big business meetings and dinners this weekend

    Major lighting out the window big rain earlier

    Thunderstorms at dawn

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    Brothers Pipes has been feeling great this week

    Phenomenal business meetings over the weekend and earlier this week

    Cutting deals and cashing checks like you would not believe

    Brothers many on this web forum are “coming for the throne” not realizing it is guarded by a pack of dingoes trained to bring down Elk, what are you going to do? Fookin nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Brothers Pipes has been feeling great this week

    Phenomenal business meetings over the weekend and earlier this week

    Cutting deals and cashing checks like you would not believe

    Brothers many on this web forum are “coming for the throne” not realizing it is guarded by a pack of dingoes trained to bring down Elk, what are you going to do? Fookin nothing
    But brother, did you get to grab any women by the pussy? That's when you know you've made it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Brothers Pipes has been feeling great this week

    Phenomenal business meetings over the weekend and earlier this week

    Cutting deals and cashing checks like you would not believe

    Brothers many on this web forum are “coming for the throne” not realizing it is guarded by a pack of dingoes trained to bring down Elk, what are you going to do? Fookin nothing
    But brother, did you get to grab any women by the pussy? That's when you know you've made it.
    Brother keep it professional

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    Brothers what have you been up to?

    I’ll be honest fellas, I’ve seen what’s been going on around here and it’s pathetic.

    How badly do you think Druff wishes he accepted my generous offer to buy PFA for $10,000?

    Brothers I wish I could have “stepped in” sooner but I was hosting some associates from Africa and India down here in Jupiter. They loved going out on the boat, the Jupiter area is a premier boating destination. Ever been over to Peanut Island on a Saturday afternoon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PROUDBOY MAGA 2024 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Brothers for the last month I have been having frequent “chest” “pains” that feel somewhat like a heart attack

    Last night I woke up at 2 am to a horrible pain in my chest that kept me up for quite a while

    Brothers I did not let this stop me, I still got up before sun rise and completed my rounds on the heavy bags. Brothers I greeted the sun from the glorious sandy beach and swam with dolphins in the deep ocean

    Brothers I made thousands of dollars in business and handle important calls and set up important business meetings this weekend at 1000 North where I will host a dinner

    Brothers I sunned my balls and did an arm workout that would make an average man sore for a month

    Brothers a little “chest” “pain” can not stop an absolute animal, a machine

    Do you understand how badly my chest still hurts? It’s as if my heart is a knot

    Do you understand this will not stop me?

    Brother I will check the numbers again in 2 hours, handle a call or two and I will bet the Rays to win the game and series

    Brothers I will finish the night enjoy the pleasure of a big booty blonde laying in a California king overlooking the Atlantic Ocean

    The original heart attack
    We all know your in amazing shape, how old are you, height, weight? Can't be a heart attack with your elite fitness level.


    Pipes, what u got is sub-concious stress........you must experiment with breathing techniques to disperse the knot/pain that feels like it is twisting yr heart.....you gotta breathe to the pain spot and see yrself exhaling it.....slowly.... IMO, I am not a DR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoeshine box View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PROUDBOY MAGA 2024 View Post
    We all know your in amazing shape, how old are you, height, weight? Can't be a heart attack with your elite fitness level.


    Pipes, what u got is sub-concious stress........you must experiment with breathing techniques to disperse the knot/pain that feels like it is twisting yr heart.....you gotta breathe to the pain spot and see yrself exhaling it.....slowly.... IMO, I am not a DR.
    Brother thanks a lot for the comment. Brother it is an interesting thought you might have to expand more on what you think please.

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    welcome back NickyPipes

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Brothers what have you been up to?

    I’ll be honest fellas, I’ve seen what’s been going on around here and it’s pathetic.

    How badly do you think Druff wishes he accepted my generous offer to buy PFA for $10,000?

    Brothers I wish I could have “stepped in” sooner but I was hosting some associates from Africa and India down here in Jupiter. They loved going out on the boat, the Jupiter area is a premier boating destination. Ever been over to Peanut Island on a Saturday afternoon?
    So, hookers?

    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

    PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

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    Pipes, what u got is sub-concious stress........you must experiment with breathing techniques to disperse the knot/pain that feels like it is twisting yr heart.....you gotta breathe to the pain spot and see yrself exhaling it.....slowly.... IMO, I am not a DR.
    Brother thanks a lot for the comment. Brother it is an interesting thought you might have to expand more on what you think please.


    wh3n you breathe, calmly inhale to the spot of black, you will see when u concentrate.... say yr chest pain knot twisting yr heart...
    you breathe to that spot and exhale and see the Black stuff blowing out like a cloud and dissipating dependent on stress relieving...

    the black exhale is the stress..... it can be yr shoulder, yr back.,,. breathe into It... and then exhale from it....after a few days it shd be grayish ... been a long time kid since blow our white out...but u pipes bro...hahahaah... serious. I know ppl make fun what I say... It works...theres other tricks.. thru nostril then the 4-7-8 method.
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    4-7-8. Inhale for 4 secs... hold 7. exhale 8. in sets a 4. 3 x.........


    Pinch inside Left web of palm as u lay still or standing at rest.

    There's others but they sound so absurd the way you massage scalp and pinch bridge a nose.


    Calm the mind til yr thoughts cease...very, very hard even for the pipes with all dat $$ , big ass blonde putang on yr mind son.

    in the beginning. say ":black paper black paper". first 2-3 x gets yr mind to slow and see a black paper in front yr minds eye.


    This way u can stay up 2-3 days w/o drugs,caffiene. not right away and not if u dont have to. good luck...tomorrow I no BS sun my balls... I promise this.

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    I’ve been sunning my balls every morning for two weeks now and I gotta say I don’t really see any health benefits, but my confidence is at an all time high and my wife says my nut hair is so blonde is almost like it’s nonexistent.

    Thanks pipes!

     
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    This dupe literally admitted 30% of what he posts is Bull shit. I’m not sure how you try to revive a dupe after outting yourself like that?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    What would you say was the happiest period of your life?

    I was just watching an old Mike Tyson video and they asked him that. He said “I don’t know” in an irritated way. I read Tysons book on a long trip spent in Spain and Morocco. It is one of my favorite books ever, I have good memories even thinking about reading it. On the plane ride home from Morocco I had the worst upset stomach ever. They had taken me for a “local seafood” dinner in Tangier the night before and it did not sit well. Not ideal for international travel, nothing to cry about more of a funny memory now.

    So what was the happiest period of your life? Is it right now? Is it right now for me? Or was it on the road in Africa? On the islands in Asia? Slumming in South America? Partying in the Keys?

    Sometimes I think my favorite memory was to get my most special and prized dog. I drove all the way from Palm Beach to Fort Walton over night. They called me on a Saturday afternoon and said he was available but pick up by Tuesday required. Well I had meetings Monday so I needed to go then. Long drive Florida is bigger than you think.

    I was younger and more care free so I just went to the store to get some supplies then got in the car to make the drive with a beautiful big booty blonde. Drove through the night and stopped about 45 minutes outside fort Walton I am not quite sure what town it was. Somewhere I’d never been before and haven’t been since… random Highway town in Florida. There were no hotels really just absolute shit hole motels. We picked one and when we got to the room realized we didn’t even bring our suitcase forgot it at home, so had nothing. When we got in the room there were so many dead bugs it was revolting. The blonde was so grossed out and upset.

    In the morning we went to Waffle House, bought clothes a Wal Mart then went to a farm in fort Walton to get the most majestic dingo you can imagine


    It’s a nice memory but I am not sure if it’s the happiest I’ve ever been, know what I mean?!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    . I read Tysons book on a long trip spent in Spain and Morocco. It is one of my favorite books ever, I have good memories even thinking about reading it.
    I can honestly say, you have led a very limited academic and spiritual life if you are saying Mike Tyson's autobiography which he did not write is the best book you ever read. PM Garrett, start up a friendship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    . I read Tysons book on a long trip spent in Spain and Morocco. It is one of my favorite books ever, I have good memories even thinking about reading it.
    I can honestly say, you have led a very limited academic and spiritual life if you are saying Mike Tyson's autobiography which he did not write is the best book you ever read. PM Garrett, start up a friendship.
    I suggest you “Pipe” down until you too are able to write like a J Peterman catalog entry.

    Only The Shrink can hang with Pipes behind a keyboard. Forgot Sonatine, remember him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
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    . I read Tysons book on a long trip spent in Spain and Morocco. It is one of my favorite books ever, I have good memories even thinking about reading it.
    I can honestly say, you have led a very limited academic and spiritual life if you are saying Mike Tyson's autobiography which he did not write is the best book you ever read. PM Garrett, start up a friendship.
    Brother have you read it? Mike Tyson had a really fascinating life and if you weren’t so closed minded you could learn something from The Baddest Man on the Planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    I can honestly say, you have led a very limited academic and spiritual life if you are saying Mike Tyson's autobiography which he did not write is the best book you ever read. PM Garrett, start up a friendship.
    Brother have you read it? Mike Tyson had a really fascinating life and if you weren’t so closed minded you could learn something from The Baddest Man on the Planet.

    Pipes I find you entertaining, but the last thing in the world would be me teaching your lifestyle to anyone I care about.

    There is a lesson for you

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    I like how that Scooby Doo parody cartoon starring Mike Tyson (where he voices his own character) actually has him living in Las Vegas, but they don't ever depict him going to the strip or casinos or anything like that. Dude is shown living the life of a rich Vegas local who wants nothing to do with the strip.

    He also has an Asian daughter somehow, and a talking bird -- one which probably can't talk anymore because Norm McDonald was doing his voice. Actually I just read the show was cancelled last year, so Norm held on just long enough.

     
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