Alan was wrong: Masturbating on an airplane is apparently illegal, not merely frowned upon

[Walter Sobchak]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/31/us/fo...aak/index.html

According to the release, as part of a plea agreement, Haak, who was captain of a Southwest Airlines plane flying from Philadelphia to Orlando on August 10, 2020, admitted that once the airplane reached cruising altitude, he got out of the pilot's seat, undressed and "viewed pornographic media on a laptop computer," while still in the cockpit.

During this time Haak also "engaged in inappropriate conduct" while a female First Officer, whom he had never met before the flight, continued her flight duties, according to the release.

Which one of you guys did this?

[limitles]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/31/us/fo...aak/index.html

According to the release, as part of a plea agreement, Haak, who was captain of a Southwest Airlines plane flying from Philadelphia to Orlando on August 10, 2020, admitted that once the airplane reached cruising altitude, he got out of the pilot's seat, undressed and "viewed pornographic media on a laptop computer," while still in the cockpit.

During this time Haak also "engaged in inappropriate conduct" while a female First Officer, whom he had never met before the flight, continued her flight duties, according to the release.

Which one of you guys did this?

What happens at 30 thousand feet stays at 30 thousand feet.
They're not Formula 1 racers btw.
Also it's not gambling when you know you're going to win