Pipes vs Rum Dick MMA Bet

[NickyPipes]

I would like to challenge Rum Dick to an MMA fight. We can also box, he can pick (I will easily win at either).

He posted in another thread he is training for an Amateur MMA fight, so I’d like to see if I am up for the challenge.

I am willing to bet up to $25,000 without knowing anything about Rum Ducks training level or abilities. I will gladly escrow with Druff in advance to a secure account.

I currently weigh in at 195, but I can cut down to 175, or gain up to 210. I will be glad to be the one who cuts or gains to Rum Ducks size, giving him the advantage.

This is not a joke, we can live stream the event and if $25k is too rich for Rum Dicks taste, he can have his buddies Sonantine and Sloppy back him.

I don’t want to bother with the fight is less than $15k is bet.

Are you ready Rum Dick?

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He's very short but I LOVE THIS

[rum dick]

Can you get down to 155 pounds?

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Tiny dave this is ur new life getting called out like this

[NickyPipes]

He's very short but I LOVE THIS

He’s a shrimp?

Obviously I am very tall, never even considered being short personally!

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its been 13 years since we invented the ist and this is now ur life

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hes beefy though so watch ur shit

[NickyPipes]

Can you get down to 155 pounds?

155 is probably unrealistic, I am lean and mean at 195, I am 6’3’’ and chiseled like a Greek God

[NickyPipes]

hes beefy though so watch ur shit

I am jacked, I am not worried about a short beef cake wrestler. The human skull is not made to withstand my left hand, let alone if I release my right. All it would take is one check hook and he would be asleep and I would be $25k richer

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this is literally ur life david

[rum dick]

Yeah I'm 5-11 and 160ish pounds of lean muscle. I can't go up in weight if I tried. Appreciate the offer but too big a weight class difference.

[rum dick]

It's a hobby gare

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kids about to get knocked out by a dude named nicky pipes WEVE COME THIS FAR

[NickyPipes]

Yeah I'm 5-11 and 160ish pounds of lean muscle. I can't go up in weight if I tried. Appreciate the offer but too big a weight class difference.

Remember this moment: the ANTIFA tough guy who rambles on about he will walk up and smack people he disagrees with immediately cowered in fear when offered $25k to fight!

If an individual is afraid to fight, you can not force him.

Rum Dick backed down immediately without any effort. He has no heart! Cant go up a few pounds in weight because it’s too hard! Wouldn’t even try! Pipes offered to go down 20+ pounds!!!

Rum Dick will surely lose and be finished in his bush league amateur hour MMA Fight

[rum dick]

MMA has weight classes for a reason.... Maybe someone else will take you on your offer. But yeah I'm not betting a bunch of money at a disadvantage. Duh.

[NickyPipes]

You said you weight 160. I offered to drop 20 pounds with no negotiation to 175! We can meet at 167. That is more than fair.

If an individual is afraid to fight, you can not force him! Rum Dick does not want it! Just wants to fantasize online about smacking people.

Got to admit, Pipes called it! In real life Rum D is a shrimpy guy, immediately backs down when a real man calls him out! Internet tough guy! Enjoy your fantasies pal, I’ll be hitting the heavy bag in the south Florida heat after sunning my balls

[rum dick]

155 pounds and I'll consider it.

[NickyPipes]

You want to cut weight rather than gain a few pounds when I already offered to drop 20+ pounds before any prior negotiations (did it to be nice)

This is the sign of a man already defeated and who knows he stands no chance. I don’t want to see you talking about how you are going to walk up and smack people any more, shrimp

[rum dick]

I can't gain weight. My metabolism didn't get the memo about getting older. And I'm not cutting, I'm probably gonna lose some weight getting ready for the fight.

Anyhow, I forgot to ask - are you a Nazi?

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Lol at dave calling people nazis when they want to beat the shit out of him