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    Ten minutes left, imminent death…You’re coming back. Your choice, door one or two?

    Door # 1
    Another shot at another a human conscious type existence. Another person.

    Door # 2
    any other living thing i.e. a dog.

    I’m going dog, horse or raven for examples. Yeah I’ll have a shit diet but I won’t sweat the misery that comes with every human life. No knowledge of the impending demise. I only have to learn a couple of words (beach, treat) and no wiping

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Door # 1
    Another shot at another a human conscious type existence. Another person.

    Door # 2
    any other living thing i.e. a dog.

    I’m going dog, horse or raven for examples. Yeah I’ll have a shit diet but I won’t sweat the misery that comes with every human life. No knowledge of the impending demise. I only have to learn a couple of words (beach, treat) and no wiping
    Shocked this hasn’t happened to you already in one of your borderline fatal alcohol poisoning episodes.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Door # 1
    Another shot at another a human conscious type existence. Another person.

    Door # 2
    any other living thing i.e. a dog.

    I’m going dog, horse or raven for examples. Yeah I’ll have a shit diet but I won’t sweat the misery that comes with every human life. No knowledge of the impending demise. I only have to learn a couple of words (beach, treat) and no wiping
    Shocked this hasn’t happened to you already in one of your borderline fatal alcohol poisoning episodes.
    Dude it has happened already. Human death is as inconsequential as that of a dung beetle. A revolving door



    Funny that you have the nerve to critique me when you admit to being an overweight high blood pressure diabetic.
    And a nurse



    I hate to sidetrack a great thread but have you ever wound up in emergency, waiting, waiting, waiting and then then you start paying attention to the process. You pick out the good from the bad in both patient and caregiver. You expect some train wrecks on the patient side but the apparent health of the caregivers is a bit alarming. Fat.
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    Do you get to keep your memories if you pick door #1 or is it a full reboot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Do you get to keep your memories if you pick door #1 or is it a full reboot?
    Absolute reboot. The line up at the bridge would be too long otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Door # 1
    Another shot at another a human conscious type existence. Another person.

    Door # 2
    any other living thing i.e. a dog.

    I’m going dog, horse or raven for examples. Yeah I’ll have a shit diet but I won’t sweat the misery that comes with every human life. No knowledge of the impending demise. I only have to learn a couple of words (beach, treat) and no wiping
    Shocked this hasn’t happened to you already in one of your borderline fatal alcohol poisoning episodes.
    This response is the whole deal in a nutshell. What value do you place on your two bag a night chito’s experience.

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    Fuck it. In that case I'm going with a cougar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Fuck it. In that case I'm going with a cougar.
    OSA approves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Fuck it. In that case I'm going with a cougar.
    My point being I have had highs equalled by lows and I am most likely one of the lucky.
    You cannot avoid the ugly unless you die early. It’s coming for, you can not hide.

    Dogs, cougars don’t have that swing from what I can tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Fuck it. In that case I'm going with a cougar.

    You want to come back as a 40 something year old woman?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
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    Fuck it. In that case I'm going with a cougar.

    You want to come back as a 40 something year old woman?

    Why not try something different, right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
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    You want to come back as a 40 something year old woman?

    Why not try something different, right.
    My brother said he’s coming back as Napoleon. Never crossed my mind to go backwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Fuck it. In that case I'm going with a cougar.
    My point being I have had highs equalled by lows and I am most likely one of the lucky.
    You cannot avoid the ugly unless you die early. It’s coming for, you can not hide.

    Dogs, cougars don’t have that swing from what I can tell.
    100%. All of us have had phenomenal lives all things considered. First world lives with first world problems... the horror. Odds are what we'd get something unfortunate after a new human existence dice roll like Somali girl growing up in a Sharia law village, Central American refugee, North Korean, Dwai's kid, the list of suck is endless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
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    My point being I have had highs equalled by lows and I am most likely one of the lucky.
    You cannot avoid the ugly unless you die early. It’s coming for, you can not hide.

    Dogs, cougars don’t have that swing from what I can tell.
    100%. All of us have had phenomenal lives all things considered. First world lives with first world problems... the horror. Odds are what we'd get something unfortunate after a new human existence dice roll like Somali girl growing up in a Sharia law village, Central American refugee, North Korean, Dwai's kid, the list of suck is endless.
    Exactly, the chances of me coming back with all my problems and my George Clooney hair/jaw/Bill Burr wit are rare

    even hockey has two minutes for instigating

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    My point being I have had highs equalled by lows and I am most likely one of the lucky.
    You cannot avoid the ugly unless you die early. It’s coming for, you can not hide.

    Dogs, cougars don’t have that swing from what I can tell.
    100%. All of us have had phenomenal lives all things considered. First world lives with first world problems... the horror. Odds are what we'd get something unfortunate after a new human existence dice roll like Somali girl growing up in a Sharia law village, Central American refugee, North Korean, Dwai's kid, the list of suck is endless.
    yeah, or you could be any given animal that gets eaten by some flying predator or maybe a snake before you get a good 5 days in.

    me, I'd choose to be the three eyed raven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post

    100%. All of us have had phenomenal lives all things considered. First world lives with first world problems... the horror. Odds are what we'd get something unfortunate after a new human existence dice roll like Somali girl growing up in a Sharia law village, Central American refugee, North Korean, Dwai's kid, the list of suck is endless.
    yeah, or you could be any given animal that gets eaten by some flying predator or maybe a snake before you get a good 5 days in.

    me, I'd choose to be the three eyed raven.
    Sure sure, but if others can choose a happy granddad in the sky I can choose an
    elevation of reborn consciousness.

    A step up seems logical. From the minors to the majors idea.

    I already know too much. Just ask me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post

    100%. All of us have had phenomenal lives all things considered. First world lives with first world problems... the horror. Odds are what we'd get something unfortunate after a new human existence dice roll like Somali girl growing up in a Sharia law village, Central American refugee, North Korean, Dwai's kid, the list of suck is endless.
    yeah, or you could be any given animal that gets eaten by some flying predator or maybe a snake before you get a good 5 days in.

    me, I'd choose to be the three eyed raven.
    That’s perspective. You live longer, enjoy and suffer more and end up as worm food, What’s the diff?


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    So you get to choose the exact type of animal or just check a box that says animal?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    shit, maybe self-examination isn't worth all the trouble and we should all choose to be pine trees. I can see the case for it.

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