so recently mickeycrimm confessed that he was a rent boy in san francisco for some time but, hilariously, never charged a dime for it.
and i began to wonder; is this why hes so cranky? i also began to wonder... how much money did he leave on the table?
so i wrote a program to find out.
the premise is simple. every single day, mickeycrimm let some leatherman take him into a portapotty and absolutely plow the hole of his choice while doing poppers (ostensibly, as this was apparently very much in vogue then).
he starts out charging $1, and every day, based on his growing reputation as a game and talented bottom, he is able to charge 5% more for his services.
note that im assuming that he can only handle one session every 24 hours, because as we all know he's physically deficient and mentally child-like, rendering him incapable of doing any sort of real labor.
this program charts his potential financial growth over 365 days of getting his mouth and ass absolutely destroyed to the point where he can no longer stand up for fear of gay cocks seeking out his tired dusty anus like so many greasy israeli iron dome missiles.
#!/usr/local/bin/python3
import sys
n = 365 # numbers of days mickeycrimm gets railed by dicks
b = 1 # how much he charges to get turned out by leathermen
w = 1.05 # every day, he can charge 5% more
print("starting roll: ", b)
while n > 0:
n -= 1
roll = b
b = ( b * w )
print(round(b,0) )
folks, this is the output, rounded to the nearest dollar:
$ ./mickeycrimm_net_worth.py
starting roll: 1
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
4.0
4.0
4.0
4.0
4.0
5.0
5.0
5.0
5.0
6.0
6.0
6.0
6.0
7.0
7.0
7.0
8.0
8.0
9.0
9.0
9.0
10.0
10.0
11.0
11.0
12.0
13.0
13.0
14.0
15.0
15.0
16.0
17.0
18.0
19.0
20.0
21.0
22.0
23.0
24.0
25.0
26.0
28.0
29.0
30.0
32.0
34.0
35.0
37.0
39.0
41.0
43.0
45.0
47.0
50.0
52.0
55.0
57.0
60.0
63.0
66.0
70.0
73.0
77.0
81.0
85.0
89.0
93.0
98.0
103.0
108.0
114.0
119.0
125.0
132.0
138.0
145.0
152.0
160.0
168.0
176.0
185.0
194.0
204.0
214.0
225.0
236.0
248.0
260.0
273.0
287.0
301.0
316.0
332.0
349.0
366.0
385.0
404.0
424.0
445.0
468.0
491.0
516.0
541.0
568.0
597.0
627.0
658.0
691.0
725.0
762.0
800.0
840.0
882.0
926.0
972.0
1021.0
1072.0
1125.0
1182.0
1241.0
1303.0
1368.0
1436.0
1508.0
1583.0
1663.0
1746.0
1833.0
1925.0
2021.0
2122.0
2228.0
2339.0
2456.0
2579.0
2708.0
2844.0
2986.0
3135.0
3292.0
3456.0
3629.0
3811.0
4001.0
4201.0
4411.0
4632.0
4863.0
5107.0
5362.0
5630.0
5911.0
6207.0
6517.0
6843.0
7185.0
7545.0
7922.0
8318.0
8734.0
9171.0
9629.0
10111.0
10616.0
11147.0
11704.0
12290.0
12904.0
13549.0
14227.0
14938.0
15685.0
16469.0
17293.0
18157.0
19065.0
20018.0
21019.0
22070.0
23174.0
24332.0
25549.0
26826.0
28168.0
29576.0
31055.0
32608.0
34238.0
35950.0
37748.0
39635.0
41617.0
43697.0
45882.0
48176.0
50585.0
53115.0
55770.0
58559.0
61487.0
64561.0
67789.0
71179.0
74738.0
78474.0
82398.0
86518.0
90844.0
95386.0
100155.0
105163.0
110421.0
115942.0
121740.0
127827.0
134218.0
140929.0
147975.0
155374.0
163143.0
171300.0
179865.0
188858.0
198301.0
208216.0
218627.0
229558.0
241036.0
253088.0
265742.0
279029.0
292981.0
307630.0
323011.0
339162.0
356120.0
373926.0
392622.0
412253.0
432866.0
454509.0
477235.0
501097.0
526151.0
552459.0
580082.0
609086.0
639540.0
671517.0
705093.0
740348.0
777365.0
816234.0
857045.0
899897.0
944892.0
992137.0
1041744.0
1093831.0
1148523.0
1205949.0
1266246.0
1329558.0
1396036.0
1465838.0
1539130.0
1616087.0
1696891.0
1781735.0
1870822.0
1964363.0
2062582.0
2165711.0
2273996.0
2387696.0
2507081.0
2632435.0
2764057.0
2902259.0
3047372.0
3199741.0
3359728.0
3527714.0
3704100.0
3889305.0
4083770.0
4287959.0
4502357.0
4727475.0
4963848.0
5212041.0
5472643.0
5746275.0
6033589.0
6335268.0
6652032.0
6984633.0
7333865.0
7700558.0
8085586.0
8489865.0
8914358.0
9360076.0
9828080.0
10319484.0
10835458.0
11377231.0
11946093.0
12543398.0
13170567.0
13829096.0
14520551.0
15246578.0
16008907.0
16809352.0
17649820.0
18532311.0
19458927.0
20431873.0
21453467.0
22526140.0
23652447.0
24835069.0
26076823.0
27380664.0
28749697.0
30187182.0
31696541.0
33281368.0
34945436.0
36692708.0
38527344.0
40453711.0
42476396.0
44600216.0
46830227.0
49171738.0
51630325.0
54211842.0
you read that right.
$54,211,842.0
one year of getting paid for what he did for free could have yielded just over 54 million united states dollars.
thought provoking stuff.