i wrote a program to demonstrate how much money mickeycrimm could have made if he monetized all the times he let leathermen ram their cocks up his pinkeye. the truth might shock you!

[sonatine]

so recently mickeycrimm confessed that he was a rent boy in san francisco for some time but, hilariously, never charged a dime for it.

and i began to wonder; is this why hes so cranky? i also began to wonder... how much money did he leave on the table?

so i wrote a program to find out.

the premise is simple. every single day, mickeycrimm let some leatherman take him into a portapotty and absolutely plow the hole of his choice while doing poppers (ostensibly, as this was apparently very much in vogue then).

he starts out charging $1, and every day, based on his growing reputation as a game and talented bottom, he is able to charge 5% more for his services.

note that im assuming that he can only handle one session every 24 hours, because as we all know he's physically deficient and mentally child-like, rendering him incapable of doing any sort of real labor.

this program charts his potential financial growth over 365 days of getting his mouth and ass absolutely destroyed to the point where he can no longer stand up for fear of gay cocks seeking out his tired dusty anus like so many greasy israeli iron dome missiles.

#!/usr/local/bin/python3
import sys

n = 365 # numbers of days mickeycrimm gets railed by dicks
b = 1 # how much he charges to get turned out by leathermen
w = 1.05 # every day, he can charge 5% more


print("starting roll: ", b)
while n > 0:
n -= 1
roll = b
b = ( b * w )
print(round(b,0) )


folks, this is the output, rounded to the nearest dollar:

$ ./mickeycrimm_net_worth.py
starting roll: 1
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
1.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
2.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
4.0
4.0
4.0
4.0
4.0
5.0
5.0
5.0
5.0
6.0
6.0
6.0
6.0
7.0
7.0
7.0
8.0
8.0
9.0
9.0
9.0
10.0
10.0
11.0
11.0
12.0
13.0
13.0
14.0
15.0
15.0
16.0
17.0
18.0
19.0
20.0
21.0
22.0
23.0
24.0
25.0
26.0
28.0
29.0
30.0
32.0
34.0
35.0
37.0
39.0
41.0
43.0
45.0
47.0
50.0
52.0
55.0
57.0
60.0
63.0
66.0
70.0
73.0
77.0
81.0
85.0
89.0
93.0
98.0
103.0
108.0
114.0
119.0
125.0
132.0
138.0
145.0
152.0
160.0
168.0
176.0
185.0
194.0
204.0
214.0
225.0
236.0
248.0
260.0
273.0
287.0
301.0
316.0
332.0
349.0
366.0
385.0
404.0
424.0
445.0
468.0
491.0
516.0
541.0
568.0
597.0
627.0
658.0
691.0
725.0
762.0
800.0
840.0
882.0
926.0
972.0
1021.0
1072.0
1125.0
1182.0
1241.0
1303.0
1368.0
1436.0
1508.0
1583.0
1663.0
1746.0
1833.0
1925.0
2021.0
2122.0
2228.0
2339.0
2456.0
2579.0
2708.0
2844.0
2986.0
3135.0
3292.0
3456.0
3629.0
3811.0
4001.0
4201.0
4411.0
4632.0
4863.0
5107.0
5362.0
5630.0
5911.0
6207.0
6517.0
6843.0
7185.0
7545.0
7922.0
8318.0
8734.0
9171.0
9629.0
10111.0
10616.0
11147.0
11704.0
12290.0
12904.0
13549.0
14227.0
14938.0
15685.0
16469.0
17293.0
18157.0
19065.0
20018.0
21019.0
22070.0
23174.0
24332.0
25549.0
26826.0
28168.0
29576.0
31055.0
32608.0
34238.0
35950.0
37748.0
39635.0
41617.0
43697.0
45882.0
48176.0
50585.0
53115.0
55770.0
58559.0
61487.0
64561.0
67789.0
71179.0
74738.0
78474.0
82398.0
86518.0
90844.0
95386.0
100155.0
105163.0
110421.0
115942.0
121740.0
127827.0
134218.0
140929.0
147975.0
155374.0
163143.0
171300.0
179865.0
188858.0
198301.0
208216.0
218627.0
229558.0
241036.0
253088.0
265742.0
279029.0
292981.0
307630.0
323011.0
339162.0
356120.0
373926.0
392622.0
412253.0
432866.0
454509.0
477235.0
501097.0
526151.0
552459.0
580082.0
609086.0
639540.0
671517.0
705093.0
740348.0
777365.0
816234.0
857045.0
899897.0
944892.0
992137.0
1041744.0
1093831.0
1148523.0
1205949.0
1266246.0
1329558.0
1396036.0
1465838.0
1539130.0
1616087.0
1696891.0
1781735.0
1870822.0
1964363.0
2062582.0
2165711.0
2273996.0
2387696.0
2507081.0
2632435.0
2764057.0
2902259.0
3047372.0
3199741.0
3359728.0
3527714.0
3704100.0
3889305.0
4083770.0
4287959.0
4502357.0
4727475.0
4963848.0
5212041.0
5472643.0
5746275.0
6033589.0
6335268.0
6652032.0
6984633.0
7333865.0
7700558.0
8085586.0
8489865.0
8914358.0
9360076.0
9828080.0
10319484.0
10835458.0
11377231.0
11946093.0
12543398.0
13170567.0
13829096.0
14520551.0
15246578.0
16008907.0
16809352.0
17649820.0
18532311.0
19458927.0
20431873.0
21453467.0
22526140.0
23652447.0
24835069.0
26076823.0
27380664.0
28749697.0
30187182.0
31696541.0
33281368.0
34945436.0
36692708.0
38527344.0
40453711.0
42476396.0
44600216.0
46830227.0
49171738.0
51630325.0
54211842.0





you read that right.

$54,211,842.0


one year of getting paid for what he did for free could have yielded just over 54 million united states dollars.


thought provoking stuff.

[zealanddonk]

I would have thought they'd pay more for a tight hole, not a wrecked one.

[sonatine]

I would have thought they'd pay more for a tight hole, not a wrecked one.

mickey's enthusiasm has to be priced in.

[limitles]

I suspected as much but having science confirm it makes me want to
contribute to charity or something


pink eye for the weird guy

[nunbeater]

finally someone found a use for math

[sonatine]

also fyi im putting this on the blockchain and making a token out of it.

[Walter Sobchak]

I would have thought they'd pay more for a tight hole, not a wrecked one.

We need a ruling from OSA

[Sloppy Joe]

mickeycrimm is this true?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/suppo...b0e9381c1468c9

[Belly Buster]

Not sure what we learned about mickycrimm ITT, but we learned sonatine is a terrible python coder.

Python 3.8.5 (default, Jul 28 2020, 12:59:40)
[GCC 9.3.0] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> print(round(pow(1.05, 365), 0))
54211842.0

or

print([round(pow(1.05, x), 0) for x in range(366)])

[NickyPipes]

Sonantine any reason you associate with the Racist SeriouslySerious? Do you also love the N WORD?

[rum dick]

Sonantine any reason you associate with the Racist SeriouslySerious? Do you also love the N WORD?

What's the story with this dweeb? I can't tell if it's an ironic druff dupe or just a dumbass who thinks repeating the same thing ad nauseam will make him funny like gay sex. Anyhow, you sure know how to attract the best and brightest, Tine.

[sonatine]

Sonantine any reason you associate with the Racist SeriouslySerious? Do you also love the N WORD?

What's the story with this dweeb? I can't tell if it's an ironic druff dupe or just a dumbass who thinks repeating the same thing ad nauseam will make him funny like gay sex. Anyhow, you sure know how to attract the best and brightest, Tine.

he reminds me of someone... oh right; every other random who gets angry and hurt when i dont pay attention to him.

[Walter Sobchak]

Sonantine any reason you associate with the Racist SeriouslySerious? Do you also love the N WORD?

What's the story with this dweeb? I can't tell if it's an ironic druff dupe or just a dumbass who thinks repeating the same thing ad nauseam will make him funny like gay sex. Anyhow, you sure know how to attract the best and brightest, Tine.

He's a poor man's Max Power

[NickyPipes]

What's the story with this dweeb? I can't tell if it's an ironic druff dupe or just a dumbass who thinks repeating the same thing ad nauseam will make him funny like gay sex. Anyhow, you sure know how to attract the best and brightest, Tine.

he reminds me of someone... oh right; every other random who gets angry and hurt when i dont pay attention to him.

Sonantine, you are lucky Druff protected you. I had a thread prepared to dismantle you for the racist you are. Be careful, you and Thomas are not as bullet proof as you think! It would have been unpleasant for you and others had Druff not protect you like a small child

[cleatus]

tax free cash. now we know why mikey's wheelchair sports a hemorrhoid pillow.

[Dan Druff]

Thread has also run its course.

Locked.