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    Attention: Desertrunner

    TMMLK wants to hear the story of how Druff met your girlfriend. In addition, TMMLK wants you to post a picture of your girlfriend!



     
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    Hmmm, its actually a good story. I like telling stories too and wonder if I should let Druff tell the front half, he tells the best tales. Also, the whole night was kinda of wild and if I told it, it would be the truth. I dont lie and fib on my life adventures. There is like 3 parts and Druff is in the 2nd part. Maybe if Druff has me on the show sometime. Honestly, that night was on of the best times Ive had in a long time.

    Side note- I would like to do a Vegas run with Druff in the future, different rooms ofcourse. Should make some interesting stories. Druff and I do need to go to The Range 702 near the I-15 for a session.
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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Hmmm, its actually a good story. I like telling stories too and wonder if I should let Druff tell the front half, he tells the best tales. Also, the whole night was kinda of wild and if I told it, it would be the truth. I dont lie and fib on my life adventures. There is like 3 parts and Druff is in the 2nd part. Maybe if Druff has me on the show sometime. Honestly, that night was on of the best times Ive had in a long time.

    Side note- I would like to do a Vegas run with Druff in the future, different rooms ofcourse. Should make some interesting stories. Druff and I do need to go to The Range 702 near the I-15 for a session.
    You would give everything you have to share a bed and room with Druff. You weird obsessed faggot
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Hmmm, its actually a good story. I like telling stories too and wonder if I should let Druff tell the front half, he tells the best tales. Also, the whole night was kinda of wild and if I told it, it would be the truth. I dont lie and fib on my life adventures. There is like 3 parts and Druff is in the 2nd part. Maybe if Druff has me on the show sometime. Honestly, that night was on of the best times Ive had in a long time.

    Side note- I would like to do a Vegas run with Druff in the future, different rooms ofcourse. Should make some interesting stories. Druff and I do need to go to The Range 702 near the I-15 for a session.
    I didn't hear the "we both have girlfriends", love Glocks and aren't the same person story.
    There is no wild story that includes Druff unless you consider being shortchanged at
    a fast food drive through.
    Pathetic Todd

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    You would give everything you have to share a bed and room with Druff. You weird obsessed faggot
    Ha, no way. Druff and I are both private people and I do not see us sharing a room. A bed- Never. I add that I am not "obsessed", Druff has been a good friend for the last 10 years, there is no other way to say. He is a good person and been a good friend.

    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    I didn't hear the "we both have girlfriends", love Glocks and aren't the same person story.There is no wild story that includes Druff unless you consider being shortchanged at a fast food drive through. Pathetic Todd
    Lets see, Todd has a girlfriend/baby mama, I do not now, too busy. I like Glocks alot, not love, Druff is not into them. As for the story, for me, it was wild at one point after we left Druff that night. For me, it was wild because of some unexpected stuff. I might tell the story on the air, but some would call BS on it. It was just a good night and the Druff parts during and after make it interesting. I dont have too many wild life stories, but this was a night to remember, one of those ones you look back and LOL everytime. One of the funny parts is Druff got banned from the casino we all met up at. Just some funny things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    You would give everything you have to share a bed and room with Druff. You weird obsessed faggot
    Ha, no way. Druff and I are both private people and I do not see us sharing a room. A bed- Never. I add that I am not "obsessed", Druff has been a good friend for the last 10 years, there is no other way to say. He is a good person and been a good friend.
    Nope. No two individuals over the age of 30 call their significant others "girlfriends"
    It's disrespectful and weird at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post

    Ha, no way. Druff and I are both private people and I do not see us sharing a room. A bed- Never. I add that I am not "obsessed", Druff has been a good friend for the last 10 years, there is no other way to say. He is a good person and been a good friend.
    Nope. No two individuals over the age of 30 call their significant others "girlfriends"
    It's disrespectful and weird at best.
    Kind of the best term to use when referring to your significant offer on the radio show or here in the forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Nope. No two individuals over the age of 30 call their significant others "girlfriends"
    It's disrespectful and weird at best.
    Kind of the best term to use when referring to your significant offer on the radio show or here in the forums.

    Todd: You chose to call your life partner, girlfriend. The odds of another 9th tier forum member doing likewise is astronomical

    But you go ahead and live out your sad little on line life

     
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    Honestly, this is not Druff. I try not to use the term “girlfriend” much, but it’s just the best term to use when referring to her on the radio show.

    No tricks or deception here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Kind of the best term to use when referring to your significant offer on the radio show or here in the forums.

    Todd: You chose to call your life partner, girlfriend. The odds of another 9th tier forum member doing likewise is astronomical

    But you go ahead and live out your sad little on line life
    He called into Friday's radio, Gumshoe Les.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    He called into Friday's radio, Gumshoe Les.
    In before he claims that was Ben.

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    The story:

    - I invited desertrunner to come down to a casino to be part of an advantage play, where I was going to give him a flat rate for the trip and then take his action

    - I asked if he knew anyone else interested

    - He said that there was a girl he had been seeing on and off for years, and had just started seeing her again, and she might be interested

    - It was a drive for him -- almost 200 miles each way

    - The girl, who I hadn't met before, was the same age as me (46 at the time), but surprisingly pretty, especially for her age

    - There was some unexpected fail with the advantage play, which wasn't desertrunner's fault (or the girl's fault). This required them to stick around longer than I had expected.

    - After some time trying to get this resolved, desertrunner seemed impatient to leave, which was unlike him.

    - It turned out that desertrunner's plan was to take the money I gave him and get a suite at a semi-nearby casino hotel. The girl apparently was really sexual, and desertrunner wanted to bang her all night, and this delay was cutting into that time.

    - After we resolved the issue, I told him he could leave. I had no idea at the time what his plans were, and didn't understand why he wanted to leave so badly. He told me after that, and then it all made sense.

    Apparently he had a good time that night. I was glad I could help out, even if I didn't realize I was helping out.

    The end.

     
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    It takes a weirdo to know one. I'm a different weirdo but still.

    i would love to have a twin. Next best thing. Own a website,

    Nothing stays the same.

    Web forums included

    I will take a TonyBagaDonuts dominated site right now

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    Attention: Desertrunner

    Druff’s version of the story is pretty close, some details are off. The casino creeped me out, that’s mostly why I wanted to leave. I’m not a fan of Indian casinos, but that one place really made me uncomfortable, after all, it was Fresno, but Clovis is really nice.

    I also felt bad for Druff as this was when he was dealing with his health issue at the time.

    When we got there, Druff and friend Ken were finishing up their steak and lobster dinner, that part was nice. I just didnt care for the rest of the place.

    After Michele and I left Druff and Ken at the Indian casino, we didn’t really have any plans and just roamed the area and then went to one of the best local casinos in the region. We got dinner, suite/room had an awesome time and I’d like to go back there again.

    We stayed up way too late/early at the hotel bar and I did vomit into a trash can, but quickly recovered. If anyone here ever meets me in person, I’ll tell you the whole story. But a good time was had by all.

    Add- I’ve hung out with Druff a few times in person and there’s always a good story. We did meet at a Mexican restaurant just outside of Tahoe and I remember the food being pretty good (Druff- please confirm).As for the shooting range, I picked the wrong place that one day, but Druff had fun, so chalk it up as a win. Defiantly need to meet Druff in Vegas some day, maybe go check on the rotary dial phone on Mt. Char and then a steak sandwich lunch at the hotel. We should really do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post

    Ha, no way. Druff and I are both private people and I do not see us sharing a room. A bed- Never. I add that I am not "obsessed", Druff has been a good friend for the last 10 years, there is no other way to say. He is a good person and been a good friend.
    Nope. No two individuals over the age of 30 call their significant others "girlfriends"
    It's disrespectful and weird at best.
    Did I mention nobody cares about your opinion on these matters..

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    ..............
    Last edited by desertrunner; 02-16-2021 at 05:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post

    Did I mention nobody cares about your opinion on these matters..
    Except for the whole thread was written to me with my ID in the title.
    he was talking to the drunk Canadian, not you.

    limitles is trash

     
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    I thought this Canasian died of Aids ?

    Covid obv a non threat in Canadian Laundromats

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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    I thought this Canasian died of Aids ?

    Covid obv a non threat in Canadian Laundromats
    cmoney beat cancer
    TMMLK beat aids

    PFA cures all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Druff’s version of the story is pretty close, some details are off. The casino creeped me out, that’s mostly why I wanted to leave. I’m not a fan of Indian casinos, but that one place really made me uncomfortable, after all, it was Fresno, but Clovis is really nice.

    I also felt bad for Druff as this was when he was dealing with his health issue at the time.
    Damn, sounds like Druff was super debilitated. He couldn’t even log on to squelch the C$ death hoax. But he was galavanting around California with Ken and this weirdo trying to advantage play casinos. All so a 46 year old dude could brag about getting laid on a 9th tier poker forum?

    Even dropping a breadcrumb of the actual casino which Druff would never allow as it could negatively affect him if the story was remotely true.

    Story checks out
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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