A fresh Mickey Crimm podcast!

[Daniel72]

Always liked this special guest!

[mickeycrimm]

I forgot to include the $1 9/6 Jacks triple meter progressive (RF = .5%, SF = .25%, 4K = .25%) at Choctaw Durant. Durant is in southern Oklahoma directly north of Dallas. And also the $1 9/6 Jacks progressive (RF = .5%) at Choctaw Pocola. Pocola, Oklahoma is just west of Fort Smith, Arkansas.

[Sloppy Joe]

Made it three minutes in before the bragging about being the fastest person in a casino due to having a power chair became too depressing.

[nightmarefish]

LMFAO, Mickey claiming he bought a van to accommodate his piece of shit shooter. You've been living in that van for years you broke dick.

[mickeycrimm]

LMFAO, Mickey claiming he bought a van to accommodate his piece of shit shooter. You've been living in that van for years you broke dick.

Sad and pathetic that I'm so ingrained in your psyche, ms. nightmarefish. Seek help for your mental illness. And please wash you snatch. Its stinking up the place.

[mickeycrimm]

Made it three minutes in before the bragging about being the fastest person in a casino due to having a power chair became too depressing.

Hey, Sloppy Hoe, er, Sloppy Joe. I forgot. Sloppy Hoe is your mother. If that depressed you then you are a natural manic depressive. Perhaps you should take your meds on schedule.

It wasn't a brag. Just the facts. You actually have to be careful not to run over people.

[nightmarefish]

What’s depressing is a 65 year old man renting and having a roommate.

[mickeycrimm]

What’s depressing is a 65 year old man renting and having a roommate.

You are really fascinated with me. I think you should seek help for your obsession, ms. nightmarefish.

I don't have a roommate. For the two years I did have a roommate I was never there. I spent maybe a month total there in over two years. I used the place to keep my belongings and a place for the mail. I was sent photos of my mail as it arrived. It was pretty much all casino mail with the room and meal comp plus freeplay. My roommate had it dicked because I was paying half of everything and was never there.

When I had the heart attack I immediately got my own place as I don't like roommates except for the situation as described. It's the only time I've ever had a roommate. I personally don't think owning a home is a great investment. It's a ball and chain. I'm free to move around like I want. If that doesn't meet up with your standards, ms. nightmarefish, I don't give a fuck.

Now let's talk about you.

Whats your real name?
Where do you live?
Who do you work for?

[nightmarefish]

What’s depressing is a 65 year old man renting and having a roommate.

You are really fascinated with me. I think you should seek help for your obsession, ms. nightmarefish.

I don't have a roommate. For the two years I did have a roommate I was never there. I spent maybe a month total there in over two years. I used the place to keep my belongings and a place for the mail. I was sent photos of my mail as it arrived. It was pretty much all casino mail with the room and meal comp plus freeplay. My roommate had it dicked because I was paying half of everything and was never there.

When I had the heart attack I immediately got my own place as I don't like roommates except for the situation as described. It's the only time I've ever had a roommate. I personally don't think owning a home is a great investment. It's a ball and chain. I'm free to move around like I want. If that doesn't meet up with your standards, ms. nightmarefish, I don't give a fuck.

Now let's talk about you.

Whats your real name?
Where do you live?
Who do you work for?

Why would you want to know my name little girl? If I told you my name you wouldn’t believe me anyway.
Your smooth brain still can’t figure out where I live?
I work for people that pay me more in a year than you make in 5.

Lmfao, at being the only person in Great Falls, MT over the age of 30 that doesn’t own their own house. And it’s because you just don’t want to, right right. Paying someone else’s mortgage is better right smooth brain?

[Sloppy Joe]

Made it three minutes in before the bragging about being the fastest person in a casino due to having a power chair became too depressing.

Hey, Sloppy Hoe, er, Sloppy Joe. I forgot. Sloppy Hoe is your mother. If that depressed you then you are a natural manic depressive. Perhaps you should take your meds on schedule.

It wasn't a brag. Just the facts. You actually have to be careful not to run over people.

'Fastest man in the casino' is the new 'Mayor of the Wal Mart parking lot'.

Congrats on the ramp and have a nice weekend.

[mickeycrimm]

You are really fascinated with me. I think you should seek help for your obsession, ms. nightmarefish.

I don't have a roommate. For the two years I did have a roommate I was never there. I spent maybe a month total there in over two years. I used the place to keep my belongings and a place for the mail. I was sent photos of my mail as it arrived. It was pretty much all casino mail with the room and meal comp plus freeplay. My roommate had it dicked because I was paying half of everything and was never there.

When I had the heart attack I immediately got my own place as I don't like roommates except for the situation as described. It's the only time I've ever had a roommate. I personally don't think owning a home is a great investment. It's a ball and chain. I'm free to move around like I want. If that doesn't meet up with your standards, ms. nightmarefish, I don't give a fuck.

Now let's talk about you.

Whats your real name?
Where do you live?
Who do you work for?

Why would you want to know my name little girl? If I told you my name you wouldn’t believe me anyway.
Your smooth brain still can’t figure out where I live?
I work for people that pay me more in a year than you make in 5.

Lmfao, at being the only person in Great Falls, MT over the age of 30 that doesn’t own their own house. And it’s because you just don’t want to, right right. Paying someone else’s mortgage is better right smooth brain?

I know people that own millions in commercial property that don't own their own home, they rent. But whatever you fantasize, ms. nighmarefish, is fine with me. If it helps nerves then think whatever you want about me.

BTW, ask your boss for a 25 cent an hour raise. You deserve it for being a good flunky. Now stepinfetchit, dimwit.

[mickeycrimm]

Hey, Sloppy Hoe, er, Sloppy Joe. I forgot. Sloppy Hoe is your mother. If that depressed you then you are a natural manic depressive. Perhaps you should take your meds on schedule.

It wasn't a brag. Just the facts. You actually have to be careful not to run over people.

'Fastest man in the casino' is the new 'Mayor of the Wal Mart parking lot'.

Congrats on the ramp and have a nice weekend.

Thanks, Sloppy Hoe, oh, I mean Sloppy Joe. I still get you and your mother, Sloppy Hoe, confused.

[Walter Sobchak]

Mickey knows his shit when it comes to slot grinding, there can be no question about it.

Not my bag but tip o' the cap, as that no fap guy would say, for doing what you love.

[nunbeater]

I thought slot hustlers was just Vegas slang for homeless people walking around checking the slot machines for spare quarters

[mickeycrimm]

I thought slot hustlers was just Vegas slang for homeless people walking around checking the slot machines for spare quarters

First, TITO (Ticket in-Ticket out) has changed everything about credit hustling. 2nd, the slang terms for credit hustling were "buffalo hunting" and "seagulling." It was the first thing I learned to do in Nevada. I quit doing it when I learned how to legitimately make money in the casinos. The casinos were to valuable at that point to risk getting 86'd for credit hustling.

The main knowledge about credit hustling was buttons were lit if there were credits on the machines. This hustler named Black Bart and I were bragging about how good we were at credit hustling. I said "I was walking down Fremont Street in front of the Golden Nugget. I looked across the street into the Horseshoe and seen a machine flashing. I quickly walked across the street and picked up the credits."

Bart said "That's nothing. I was riding the bus down the Strip. I seen a machine flashing in the Riviera. I got off the bus at the next stop, walked back to the Riviera, and picked up the credits."

[nunbeater]

I thought slot hustlers was just Vegas slang for homeless people walking around checking the slot machines for spare quarters

First, TITO (Ticket in-Ticket out) has changed everything about credit hustling. 2nd, the slang terms for credit hustling were "buffalo hunting" and "seagulling." It was the first thing I learned to do in Nevada. I quit doing it when I learned how to legitimately make money in the casinos. The casinos were to valuable at that point to risk getting 86'd for credit hustling.

The main knowledge about credit hustling was buttons were lit if there were credits on the machines. This hustler named Black Bart and I were bragging about how good we were at credit hustling. I said "I was walking down Fremont Street in front of the Golden Nugget. I looked across the street into the Horseshoe and seen a machine flashing. I quickly walked across the street and picked up the credits."

Bart said "That's nothing. I was riding the bus down the Strip. I seen a machine flashing in the Riviera. I got off the bus at the next stop, walked back to the Riviera, and picked up the credits."

lol that's a good fucking story....thx for the explanation

[tgull]

Good listen, did not make it through it all. The hosts, my gosh they are boring. Good job on working the system. It will be interesting to see how quickly the casinos get back to normal post Covid-19. Looks like virus is relenting pretty quickly, my guess is this time next year casinos will be 100% back. I am actually looking to book a cruise later this year.