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Thread: Lawyer appears in court via ZOOM... as a cat

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      desertrunner: Good post.

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    I saw that also.

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    The judge couldn’t allow such a blatant misrepresentation. if the filter had been a weasel, that would be a different matter.

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    perhaps the greatest internet video in the last 5, 10 years that appeals to the widest audience.

    instant classic to say the least.

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    Trump should hire the cat lawyer.

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    Jeffrey Toobin wishes he hit the cat filter.

     
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    How the hell do those two hold a straight face throughout virtually the whole thing?

    Any normal person would be taking it for what it is and laughing, chuckling or at least smiling.

    The one guy ultimately smiled a little at the end but overall they kind of remind me of the stereotypical school teacher who considered absolutely nothing funny - no matter what... 100% of the time.

     
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    What a pussy

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      Cerveza Fria:

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    I'm surprised this didn't happen in Florida.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    How the hell do those two hold a straight face throughout virtually the whole thing?

    Any normal person would be taking it for what it is and laughing, chuckling or at least smiling.

    The one guy ultimately smiled a little at the end but overall they kind of remind me of the stereotypical school teacher who considered absolutely nothing funny - no matter what... 100% of the time.
    If they were normal people they wouldn't be attorneys. If you can't control your eyerolls and such, don't appear on video.

    Also, fuck cat lawyer: https://reason.com/2021/02/10/zoom-c...bogus-charges/

     
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      Walter Sobchak: fuck that guy right in the ear

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    Yeah I meant to post that Reason article but I forgot.

    The guy sounds so softspoken and helpless in the video, but the article about him (basically targeting a ex-lover for bogus investigations) makes him look pretty bad.

    Also, people have tried to get that cat filter, and are having a hard time finding it. Apparently it was a filter which came with old Dell computers, and is difficult to obtain now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Binklage View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    How the hell do those two hold a straight face throughout virtually the whole thing?

    Any normal person would be taking it for what it is and laughing, chuckling or at least smiling.

    The one guy ultimately smiled a little at the end but overall they kind of remind me of the stereotypical school teacher who considered absolutely nothing funny - no matter what... 100% of the time.
    If they were normal people they wouldn't be attorneys. If you can't control your eyerolls and such, don't appear on video.

    Also, fuck cat lawyer: https://reason.com/2021/02/10/zoom-c...bogus-charges/

    Yeah i hear ya and all and deep down i ultimately know this...

    I think there is no realistic way I could be an attorney - or at least hold down a job being one.

    All it would take is one "Moorish Sovereign Citizen" (or some other idiot) that I would have to "defend", and at some point I would probably be like "your honor, Im supposed to be defending this person...but im sorry, this guy is a batshit crazy fucking idiot"

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    Because attorneys wield a fair amount of power and can wreak some havoc if they're unethical, the profession got a bad name. Remember the cheering in "Jurassic Park" when the attorney was eaten?

    I've come to recognize over the years that there are attorneys who are good people and ones who are really shitty unethical people. Eric Bensamochan is one of the good ones.

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    This cat thread is more funny because Druff posted it. I wish it was live on PFA, Druff always tells a story well.

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