Not sure if Tine is taking a temporary leave of absence. With that said, we need a replacement for this position.
Qualifications required.
1. Scouring internet 20 hours daily for latest cutting edge news stories and conspiracies.
2. Ability to sit very long hours.
3. Have the ability to order groceries delivered. Having only 4 hours off daily doesn’t leave much time for more than sleep.
4. Like solitude.
Pay. Adoration of the lowest forms of humans possible.
Apply in this post. Qualified applications will be voted on by PFA participants.
Equal opportunity employer. Male, female, homosexual, transgender, confused, rhino, hippo, cat.