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    Wanted: Temporary with possible permanent position at PFA

    Not sure if Tine is taking a temporary leave of absence. With that said, we need a replacement for this position.

    Qualifications required.

    1. Scouring internet 20 hours daily for latest cutting edge news stories and conspiracies.
    2. Ability to sit very long hours.
    3. Have the ability to order groceries delivered. Having only 4 hours off daily doesn’t leave much time for more than sleep.
    4. Like solitude.

    Pay. Adoration of the lowest forms of humans possible.

    Apply in this post. Qualified applications will be voted on by PFA participants.

    Equal opportunity employer. Male, female, homosexual, transgender, confused, rhino, hippo, cat.

     
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    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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    WOW ATINE RUINED, thought post was about him w/o reading the first line

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    Like every woman ever, pretending to hate a man because she is desperate for his attention.

    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

    PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Like every woman ever, pretending to hate a man because she is desperate for his attention.
    come on, this is stupid even for you.

    most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, have you seen slobatine?

    rofl @ his poly "relationship"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Like every woman ever, pretending to hate a man because she is desperate for his attention.
    come on, this is stupid even for you.

    most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, have you seen slobatine?

    rofl @ his poly "relationship"

    what moron? these fkn talentless libtards are so out of it i've seen some of them say atine is one of the only ppl on the site that's not incel. he's a stud because he makes the most anti-trump posts

    a guy who before trump could be trolled with this:

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    important addition to job description


    preferred but not required to provide links to news or homo-erotica posted
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    important addition to job description


    preferred but not required to provide links to news or homo-erotica posted

    lmao, sad but true....

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    Im going to miss his erotic gay fan fic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    important addition to job description


    preferred but not required to provide links to news or homo-erotica posted
    I purposely left that out of job description.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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