I was going to invite Desertrunner on radio this week (provided I have a show post-colonoscopy), but now I think I'll hold off, since I am enjoying the conspiracy theories about him.
I will say that you guys missed a golden opportunity to cockbomb the forum earlier today, because I lost power for 11 hours, and the local cell towers were also down, so I had zero internet access.
If you could turn back time...