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    ***I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW- KING OSA FUND THREAD***

    Now that PLOL decided that he was gonna kamikaze his account on here, by default, I am now the KING GAY of PFA


    With that said, considering the amount my friend PLOL has made this forum with his election thread, I am instituting a 1% gay tax on all individuals who have benefitted from PLOL's teachings.


    I have multiple skiing trips planned this year, and a few of them are even on the West Coast. That's expensive. Since we are living in Biden's America, now is the time to makeup for your straight privilege and bring about change and equality by donating to help me achieve the level of luxury that I have been accustomed to.

    Now, if you are new here you might be thinking, " Wtf, I am not going to be giving this fag money so he can go on vacation". Look, we all know how tough 2020 was for some people. Some more than others. Some had to spend months without having a warm tight twink hole to put their dick in. However, by contributing to my vacation fund, you will be making me very happy. And in these turbulent times, making someone happy is a lot better than making them angry. We've all seen what people do when they are angry. Regardless of your affiliation, no one wants that. Yes or yes?

    When I receive money and become happy, I in turn, make other people happy. Sometimes its with a smile, sometimes its with a compliment, other times I hit their g spot with my dick as they ride on top of me and I explode in their blond wet hole.

    If you're Catholic, think of it as penance. If you're Jewish think of it as a mitzvah. Whatever the case, this needs to happen.

    In addition, music festivals are coming back this year and I intend to take advantage of this by face fucking 2x as many twinks in the porta potties as possible to make up for last year. These events are expensive and will need proper sponsorship to do so. Having to pay for a hotel in Las Vegas the last time was truly depressing.

    So whether you profited off of PLOL's PI picks, or you did great with the stock market, or you just got your stimulus(which I haven't yet), donating to my endeavors will be fruitful because you will get the satisfaction knowing that you've done your part and helped move towards full equality. If PLOL was able to post, I know he would want you all to honor his departure by showing thanks and helping further the LGBT cause.

    I thank all my previous donors and ask once again if they could find it in their heart to renew their donation for 2021. If I gain enough in contributions, I might film and post these exploits on my OF and/or describe them in vivid detail(ala tine's erotic stories) for all of you. I am also available for Cameo's and FT/Snap appearances. Inquire within.



    PM me for Venmo details. Thanks in Advance. All donations will remain anonymous unless otherwise requested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    In addition, music festivals are coming back this year and I intend to take advantage of this by face fucking 2x as many twinks in the porta potties as possible to make up for last year. These events are expensive and will need proper sponsorship to do so. Having to pay for a hotel in Las Vegas the last time was truly depressing.

     
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    We give away free money in the wagering thread every day.

    Hockey season has started and Simpdog has 1P overs to bet.

     
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      OSA: I appreciate the offer. However, gambling is not the same as donating. Maybe you can donate 5% of your winnings to help a twink get fucked in his hole while my 2 fingers are fish hooking his mouth?

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    so you pay to play rather and play for pay?
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    so you pay to play rather and play for pay?

    I don't know what this means. I don't pay for sex.

     
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    OSA making sure he puts the Stimulus in Stimulus cheques.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
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    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    OSA: I appreciate the offer. However, gambling is not the same as donating. Maybe you can donate 5% of your winnings to help a twink get fucked in his hole while my 2 fingers are fish hooking his mouth?


    Give a twink a fish and he fucks for a day. Teach a twink to fish and he can use fishhooks all day long.

     
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    Now this is the content we all want

     
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    DesertRunner is still the biggest faggot around here.

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    OSA- are you not worried about catching diseases ?


    do you meet random men and stick your dick up their ass?


    even when i was single I wouldn't back door a broad till i got to know her a bit at least out of fear of catching some type of disease


    How many venereal diseases do you have or have been treated for? You know there is a strain of Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea going around?

    https://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/arg/default.htm

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    Way to exercize your straight privilege here, dick.

    This is exactly the reason why you should be donating. You say you want change and equality and yet your actions dont indicate such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post


    DesertRunner is still the biggest faggot around here.
    Bump
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Bump. Donations are still being accepted.

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    BUMP

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"

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    If anyone wants to donate their profits from this recent stock market opportunity, please feel free to PM me and I will give you the pertinent info. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    OSA- are you not worried about catching diseases ?


    do you meet random men and stick your dick up their ass?


    even when i was single I wouldn't back door a broad till i got to know her a bit at least out of fear of catching some type of disease


    How many venereal diseases do you have or have been treated for? You know there is a strain of Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea going around?

    https://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/arg/default.htm
    ?

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    Answer him OSA, he is OSA closer to dipping in male ass.
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