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    Cool 1st Amandment Audit Videos- Like or Dont Like?

    Been meaning to post this for awhile, I enjoy these 1st Amendment Audit videos. The idea is to educate the public and law enforcement officers about the right to film/photography in the open free public, exercise free speech, free media and the 1A. Also educate on California PC 148 G.

    Disclaimer- By posting this, I am not anti police or encouraging hate for law enforcement, I just enjoy the videos and content.

    One of the originals is Phil Hernandez with High Desert Community Watch out of Victorville, CA. Several years back, Phil got jacked by some LEOs and it just bothered him for about 2 years and started filming and live streaming the cops and visiting post offices. I'm not sure who was first- HDCW or Johnny 5-0.

    Here is a typical video from HDCW, fast forward to video mark 4:00 to see the good part-

    OCSD Yorba Linda Post Office, gets good at 18:50 mark-

    Another good HDCW video of from Las Vegas Metro PD, start at video mark 1:00-

    HDCW best video is out of San Bernardino City PD, fast forward to video mark 8:00-

    Cute female deputy at video mark 49:14-


    This SGV News pumps out videos almost daily and is very aggressive and provokes the LEOs. His main link is here- https://www.youtube.com/c/SGVNEWSFIRST/videos

    Johnny 5-0 has a big mouth, vicious with the LEOs and now harassing the LAFD. His videos run long and run hot and cold. https://www.youtube.com/c/johnnyfiveo/videos

    Anyone else here like the 1A Audit videos?
    Last edited by desertrunner; 01-12-2021 at 11:09 PM.

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    I actually watch 1A audits often, more for entertainment of hearing dumb things the cops and sometimes the auditors say.

    I'd rank my favorites as:

    1. Audit the Audit
    2. Amagansett Press
    3. Auditing America/Will Turbitt/Allen Report
    4. Rights Crispy

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    Bump- anyone else?

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    Man, I remember my first amandment video...


    God I was tired. I had been to a late night cruise bar in the hope of picking someone up, but some nights it seems to be just the same old faces. Uninteresting ones at that. I got really bored so downed my last pint, got in my car and started on the fifty minute drive home. It was the end of the week and I'd gone out straight from work, bringing my 'overnight gear' with me in case I got lucky, and I had been drinking steadily all night. I could still see in focus and walk in a straight line and so I felt sober enough to drive, or so I thought.
    The streetlight flashing past on the edge of town soon started to have a hypnotic effect on me and, by the time I was out in open country, I felt my eyelids starting to get heavy.
    'Well that was a waste of time and fucking money,' I said to myself as I tried to stifle a yawn. 
    It started to dawn on me that I probably wouldn't make it home without having some sort of accident after all, it was getting near impossible to fight off sleep. I was approaching a place called 'Cider Woods', a pick nick and parking area set back from the road and hidden among trees and decided to stop there for a sleep. Once recovered I would carry on home. It seemed like a good plan at the time.
    It was a hot, August night. The air was still and thick with heat and, once the air conditioning went off in the car I started to sweat uncomfortably. There had been no other cars in the car park, it was well after midnight and I had parked up in the most secluded part so I judged it o.k. to strip off, put the diver's seat right back and lie down. I was still up tight at not finding trade and still needed to jerk off before I could properly settle down. I turned on the interior light, took one of my one-hander story books from the glove compartment, and had a read. 
    I'm a top, always heave been, I have never had anyone touch my arse apart from the occasional rimming, and I like reading stories about other tops. How they give those smooth young bottoms something to scream about as they pound their asses with their huge hairy meat. I'd only read a few pages before I spurted over my stomach and chest. That really finished me off. I chucked the book on the passenger seat with my clothes, flicked off the light and more or less passed out.
    I don't know exactly how much time had passed, but I was suddenly woken by a sharp tapping on the window. It took me a moment of grogginess to realise where I was and that a torch was being shone through the glass and into my face. And then I heard a deep, growling voice that made my blood freeze.
    'What do you think you're doing?' 
    I shielded the light from my eyes enough to see the face. A slightly overweight police officer with a thick moustache and a sarcastic grin on his face was looking into the car and searching around it with his flashlight. 
    'Oh, hi..' I stammered as I sat bolt upright, trying to adjust the car seat. 'I stopped because I was tired. It was dangerous for me to drive on!'
    'Is that so?' the policeman's gaze returned to my face before slowly travelling down my body, following the trail made by his flashlight.
    I remembered that I was naked, swore and made a grab for my clothes.
    'Don't touch anything and get out of the car.' His voice had lost its sarcastic edge, now it was full of menace and he was opening my door.
    'But I'm naked!' I tried to say. I was embarrassed and starting to get worried.
    'Just get out of the car now,' he ordered. 'And leave those clothes where they are.
    A strong hand landed on my shoulder and started to tug me from safety. I climbed out, trying to cover my modesty with my hands, and stood there looking at my feet. I remember thinking 'it's cooler outside than in the car,' before my scrambled thoughts were interrupted.
    'Hands down by your sides,' the policeman barked.
    I nervously moved them as he told me to. I felt a slight breeze brush against my balls which tingled and shrank right up.
    'Well now,' he said grabbing me abruptly by my hair. 'What do we have here?' He pushed my head back to stare straight into my face. 'What have you been up to lying there naked? And with! what's that? A queer porn mag lying open on the seat next to you. You some kind of pervert?'
    'No,' I protested. 'I undressed because it was so hot, I told you I had to stop or else I'd have had an accident.' 
    His expression did not change and my confidence waned. 
    'I'd been out at a bar and! well, I wanted to! That is!'
    He smirked, his moustache rose slightly on one side and he turned his head.
    'Hey Mike,' he called back into the night. 'Looks like we've found us some kind of pervert.'
    It was then that I realised that there was more than one of them. I saw a figure walk across the headlight beam of the police car and approach. He was slightly younger than the officer who still held me by the head and was more muscular, better built. When he came close enough I could see a face sneering from behind a dark beard. 
    'Fucking pervert,' he spat as he looked first at me and then at the older cop. 'What you gunna do with him sir?'
    I was starting to get scared now and tried to say something in protest at the way they were treating me.
    'Shut up and speak only when told to, scumbag,' the older officer clipped my ear.
    'I reckon we should check him over and make sure he's not hiding anything. Get over here.'
    His powerful fingers twisted the hair at the back of my neck as he pushed me around towards the back of the car. I was shoved hard and nearly stumbled but he gripped me like a vice and pointed me to face the boot of the car. 
    'Now bend over that boy, I want to see if you're hiding anything!up there,' he pushed me roughly down.
    'You can't do this!' I tried to resist but he was too strong and bent me over.
    'Say one more word boy and I'll make you very sorry,' he hissed sharply.
    He pressed my face side on to the metal of the boot, held me there and shouted, 'Mike, check what's in the car and bring it out. All of it.' 
    I knew what was in there and I knew that them finding it wouldn't do me any favours. I tried one more time to speak.
    'Look!'
    Smack! A sharp slash of pain stopped me dead. And then another. Smack. He had spanked my arse so hard I nearly had the wind knocked out of me.
    'I told you not to speak didn't I? You piece of shit.'
    Another three, really hard hits brought tears to my eyes. I heard the sound of the slaps echo into the deserted black woods around me. I was totally helpless. And my arse was stinging like mad. Abruptly he stopped and said, 'that's just for starters. Do as you're told and it might turn out fine. Time to look up that arse of yours and see what you're hiding.'
    Oh God, no! I thought. Nobody had ever been there, I'd never allowed it. I was a top, always, I
    'd never let anyone get that kind of power over me.
    'Stay in that position and don't move lad,' he ordered. 
    I felt him squat down behind me and his rough hands started to part the cheeks of my smacked arse. Parted them so far I thought I would split.
    Suddenly I heard a thud and the rattle of metal hitting the ground just behind me.
    'You were right sir,' the other cop said. 'He is a pervert, a fucking queer. Look at all this stuff.'
    The one in charge must have looked at what had been tipped from my bag, my 'overnight gear', but he kept my cheeks spread as far apart from each other as was possible as he said, 'holly shit! You are one sick mother!' Then he paused before saying, 'mind you, some of this might come in handy.'
    What was he on about? I knew what had been in the bag, I knew what hey were looking at, and I knew the kind of things I did with it, on my subs. I was nervous, I lost control and farted.
    'You dirty bastard,' the older cop shouted. 
    He stood up quickly, put one hand on the middle of my back and slapped at my right arse cheek with his other. Smack. Smack. Smack. And then he changed hands and attacked the other side. Smack. Smack. Smack.
    'Do you think you're clever? I'll teach you not to be clever with me,' he grunted with the rhythm of his smacking.
    My arse felt red raw and with every slap my groin was pushed into the hard steel of the back of the car. Even though I was scared shitless my dick seemed to have a will of its own. It grew harder with every smack.
    After several minutes of constant spanking the policeman finally said, 'that's enough for now.' He was hardly out of breath. 'Have you learned your lesson boy?'
    'Yes sir,' I gasped back weakly.
    'Good lad. That's what I like to hear.' He ran the palm of his hand over my hot, swollen arse. 'Mike, pass me that Hot Lube.'
    My mind started to race again. What was he going to do now? I didn't have time to think further, he answered for me buy pulling my left arse cheek painfully to one side.
    'Like I said I'm going to see if you got anything hidden up inside that smooth skinned arse of yours. I've put this cream on my fingers and I'm gunna inspect you now. Don't move. Mike, you keep these rosy cheeks apart for me so I can get a proper look.'
    'Sure thing sir. Don't mind if I do.'
    I felt 'Mike' put his solid hands on my arse and spread my cheeks open. I couldn't believe what was happening. And I couldn't believe that my cock, now fully stiff, was starting to leak.
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    I've never seen this kind of video before. I guarantee they're all made by white people. A black person never would have survived, and the cop would get away with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    I've never seen this kind of video before. I guarantee they're all made by white people. A black person never would have survived, and the cop would get away with it.
    What I know- HDCW and SGV News are Hispanic and Johnny 5-0 is white. Seems to be alot of auditors that are Hispanic in central CA too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    I've never seen this kind of video before. I guarantee they're all made by white people. A black person never would have survived, and the cop would get away with it.
    What I know- HDCW and SGV News are Hispanic and Johnny 5-0 is white. Seems to be alot of auditors that are Hispanic in central CA too.
    Latinos can often pass for whites especially if they don't have accents. I'd be very surprised to see a comparable video made by a black person. Unless there was a big crowd around, maybe not even then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    What I know- HDCW and SGV News are Hispanic and Johnny 5-0 is white. Seems to be alot of auditors that are Hispanic in central CA too.
    Latinos can often pass for whites especially if they don't have accents. I'd be very surprised to see a comparable video made by a black person. Unless there was a big crowd around, maybe not even then.
    Go start looking at the videos first before posting here as I have. There are alot of Hispanic auditors in California, I am just say saying how it is. As for the blacks, I think I only saw one. Do some research first before just posting your opinions a facts here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post

    Latinos can often pass for whites especially if they don't have accents. I'd be very surprised to see a comparable video made by a black person. Unless there was a big crowd around, maybe not even then.
    Go start looking at the videos first before posting here as I have. There are alot of Hispanic auditors in California, I am just say saying how it is. As for the blacks, I think I only saw one. Do some research first before just posting your opinions a facts here.
    Irony at its finest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Irony at its finest.
    Because its easier for you to be lazy and a turd here and write one sentence instead of actually trying to back up your false statement above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Bump- anyone else?



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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Do some research first before just posting your opinions a facts here.
    LOL saying this after the obvious bullshit you have posted on this forum. TY for the laugh.


    Anyway, ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Do some research first before just posting your opinions a facts here.
    LOL saying this after the obvious bullshit you have posted on this forum. TY for the laugh.


    Anyway, ...

    Dumbass, thats not a 1st Amendment audit video. Maybe you should actually click on the OP links as well. And just because you post one off topic video with one white guy in it, doesnt set the standard for the whole industry.

    Again,

    HDCW is Phil Hernandez..



    SGV News is Hispanic, Jose Gonzales...

    Last edited by desertrunner; 01-13-2021 at 09:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

    LOL saying this after the obvious bullshit you have posted on this forum. TY for the laugh.


    Anyway, ...

    Dumbass, thats not a 1st Amendment audit video. Maybe you should actually click on the OP links as well. And just because you post one off topic video with one white guy in it, doesnt set the standard for the whole industry.
    It's obviously a fucking comedy video, from the legendary HBO show Mr Show w/ Bob and David, and that's David Cross and Keegan-Michael Key, two very famous comedians/actors, you dumb motherfucker. Wake the fuck up, will ya? How in God's name did you not realize that was a comedy video? Lack of a laugh track?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post

    Dumbass, thats not a 1st Amendment audit video. Maybe you should actually click on the OP links as well. And just because you post one off topic video with one white guy in it, doesnt set the standard for the whole industry.
    It's obviously a fucking comedy video, from the legendary HBO show Mr Show w/ Bob and David, and that's David Cross and Keegan-Michael Key, two very famous comedians/actors, you dumb motherfucker. Wake the fuck up, will ya? How in God's name did you not realize that was a comedy video? Lack of a laugh track?
    I watched 10 seconds and figured out it was a joke. But also had to flame you for posting something so stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

    It's obviously a fucking comedy video, from the legendary HBO show Mr Show w/ Bob and David, and that's David Cross and Keegan-Michael Key, two very famous comedians/actors, you dumb motherfucker. Wake the fuck up, will ya? How in God's name did you not realize that was a comedy video? Lack of a laugh track?
    I watched 10 seconds and figured out it was a joke. But also had to flame you for posting something so stupid.
    So you knew it was a comedy sketch, and yet still decided to reply as if you thought it wasn't real to keep up your normal gimmick of being a moron who has no ability to discern credible info from obvious fiction.

    Hats off to you, I guess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    So you knew it was a comedy sketch, and yet still decided to reply as if you thought it wasn't real to keep up your normal gimmick of being a moron who has no ability to discern credible info from obvious fiction.

    Hats off to you, I guess?
    Dude, you just got flamed, stop reaching and just own it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    So you knew it was a comedy sketch, and yet still decided to reply as if you thought it wasn't real to keep up your normal gimmick of being a moron who has no ability to discern credible info from obvious fiction.

    Hats off to you, I guess?
    Dude, you just got flamed, stop reaching and just own it.
    I prefer owning you.

     
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    Druff- Whats your opinion on the 1A videos? Productive or Anti police?

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    Bumping my own thread. Anyone one else like or dont like the 1A audit videos?

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