Whatever president is in office, needs to make it his first goal to sign an executive order to bring back the original stickiness and elasticity of Seran/cling wrap that some of us older folk used.

Yeah i get it, it was changed due to environmental concerns, which is fine and all....but for crying out loud, its time to develop some new shit.

This new stuff is straight up garbage and it should be illegal to market this as something that "stretches and sticks".

Im sitting here in my kitchen trying to simply wrap up a bunch of shit-eatin' hors d'oeuvres trays i put together, and once again was reminded of just how shitty this stuff really is.

We're on the verge of sending people to live on Mars...I don't think its too much to ask to just develop some fucking clingwrap that actually works first.


Holy fuck.