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    You Want to See Something HILARIOUS ? (Team Razor Exclusive)

    So when I was living in Las Vegas, I was forced to change my phone number twice, largely because of Stuart calling me non stop at all hours of the day and leaving multiple voice-mails.

    I had other crank calls, but Stuart was by far the worst offender and he was religious about caliing me every fucking day.

    If I didn't pick up, he would keep dialing.

    So yes, it was getting very annoying and I finally got rid of him

    (until he started harassing me via email to un-ban him from my site)

    So fast forward to a few weeks ago when I made a declaration that I wanted to focus on being more positive and making some improvements in my life. Most of you probably saw the thread.

    So immediately, Razor sends me no less than 4 PM's on DD and blowing up my little chat box begging and pleading for my phone number again. wow

    But I am feeling like I just want to make peace with everyone, so I foolishly give Stuart my Google Voice number.

    big mistake.

    I have infinitely more missed calls that aren't logged. This is just a small sample of how hard this fucking idiot is crawling up my anus.

    Moral of the story is...

    Stuart is one obsessed motherfucker.

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    Google Voice has very poor voice recognition software, but they log your voice-mails in a text version in Gmail. Here is a small sample of my voicemails and phone activity for the last 2 weeks.

    Obviously I edited out his phone number so I don't get accused out outting any 'personal information'. But you can look up the country code for yourself.






































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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post

    Look Corrigan, you've been a sideshow clown around here from the jump
    It's tough to take you seriously when you've made your bones acting the fool.
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    Which one is he?

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    Almost as funny as when you lied about graduating college on your latest failsite, got called out and insta edited.

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