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    Non-Invasive Covid -19 Test You can do at Home!

    Here's a Non-invasive Covid-19 test you can do at home.

    1) Open a can of cerveza (beer for you Gringos) and try to smell it.

    2) If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

    3) If you can smell it and taste it, this confirms that you don't have Covid-19.


    Last night, I did the test 19 times and all of them came back negative. Tonight, I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I'm coming down with something. Follow the science!

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    You just have to be careful you don't use something like Coors Light for the test, or you'll start to get too many false positives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    You just have to be careful you don't use something like Coors Light for the test, or you'll start to get too many false positives.

    Only stupid Gringos drink Coors Light

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    are you racist against white people?

    i like mexicans and always call myself a gringo when im there


    i called you a right wing spic a few days ago( just for spice) but you didn't respond

    i was only joking

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    are you racist against white people?

    i like mexicans and always call myself a gringo when im there


    i called you a right wing spic a few days ago( just for spice) but you didn't respond

    i was only joking
    i didn't see it. And, I don't have thin skin. I'm not racist against white people. I don't always refer to them as Gringos. Sometimes, I call them Honkies.

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