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    IN HONOR OF QUEEN YELLIN'S ASCENT TO THE THRONE I DO HEREBY ANNOUNCE A WORMHOLE STIM CHECK RUN

    FOR THE GLORY OF QUEEN YELLIN, MAY SHE LIVE FOREVER, I WILL TAKE THIS MEAGER AND HUMBLE $600 AND RUN IT THE FUCK UP.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    this was up 34% at one point and then maga started its insurrection and honestly i should probably just dump and pivot while im slightly ahead but i got such a good price on these options that i think im just going to ride this shit into the sunset and reload if need be.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    really wanted to stay in the saddle for the full 133% payout but ES looks like its ready to Fucking Dump and i dont want the stress.

    $600 -> $884.68
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    sold a GSX call spread which is already starting to harsh my mellow so i might fucking dump but for those wondering, GSX is a confirmed chinese scamstock, its 100% another LK waiting to happen.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    bodied. $351.44

    i tried to close out GSX towards market close yesterday and couldnt get a fill, got hit with a 4.5% rush out of nowhere.

    finna scalp a nio day play here and get filled for a jan 11 spy call spread if possible.

    im not sure what ES is doing here but im concerned it just totally roll over and gap down 5-10 points and i see no reason to entertain the risk. dumping the spy spread at -$50...

    im very horny for my nio spread and it should pay out a comfortable 330% by the time the smoke clears, which would make this a +26% week...

    oh fuck me im dumb, its $330 not 330%.

    ok everything settled this morning, after fees im down $19.86.
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    ok so i sold an nvda put spread which should pay out about $100 and bought a weight watchers put spread which should pay out another $40.
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    because *fuck* weight watchers.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    because *fuck* weight watchers.
    If this isn’t the most pure honest thing your bloated walrus ass has ever posted

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    THE LYFE CYCLE OF THIS FUCKERS TRADING BELOW. YOU HAVE BETTER CHANCES OF WINNING MONEY WITH DALY'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE LINES THAT STILL LOSE.






     
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    EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    WHO DID THIS?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by LobsterMac View Post
    THE LYFE CYCLE OF THIS FUCKERS TRADING BELOW. YOU HAVE BETTER CHANCES OF WINNING MONEY WITH DALY'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE LINES THAT STILL LOSE.






    as LobsterMac quite cogently predicted, i got caught in this weeks correction. i actually managed to close positions and rescue a handful of greasy dollars which ive now yolo'd into msft and amd spreads, comme ci:

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    i think the payout on these is in the net 550'ish range but if we dont get any sort of gap up, ill simply have to slam my yellin flavored 2nd stim check on the felt and do for self.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    4 week update:

    $1220.64 / +103%

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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