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    Help Vanessa Kade find love in poker!

    Remember Canadian poker pro Vanessa Kade, who was recently called a "hoe" by Dan Bilzerian?

    Yesterday she dropped a few tweets indicating that she's looking for love -- in the poker world!

    https://twitter.com/VanessaKade/status/1345643516974624768

    https://twitter.com/VanessaKade/status/1345722316127309827


    She got a ton of responses to this, many of them cringey. Predictably, various lonely dudes popped up and said they fit her requirements. Others discussed whether it was wise for her to date other poker players. There were others who gave her a hard time, claiming that she was being too picky, and that she was putting down men in poker as a whole.

    Will Jaffee, who got loads of accolades for his "tough convo" video aimed at Bill Perkins a few weeks ago, decided to release another:

    https://twitter.com/dankness3/status/1345783568463749123


    Jaffe followed up with a parody tweet of Kade's, and it got hundreds of likes:


    Seemed that Will wasn't the only Jaffe bothered by this. Jared Jaffee followed up with a parody tweet of Kade's, and it got hundreds of likes:

    https://twitter.com/jaredjaffee21/status/1345815242270380032


    The poker world was overwhelmingly on Kade's side during the Bilzerian "hoe" thing, but she did over-milk the situation a bit with too much outrage, and she lost some people's sympathy. However, it did bring more of the public's attention to her, as she was a semi-unknown prior to that.

    I did find her tweet to be a bit tone deaf -- basically saying, "Hi, me and my female poker friends are really great catches, is it possible to find a few dudes in poker who aren't complete losers, ugly, or addicts?"

    As I said in the other thread, people I know who have met Vanessa have all had good things to say about her.

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    What a ho. Bilzerian right again.

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      dmndkutr: Spot on

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    Help Vanessa Kade find love in poker!

    Does she like flashlights? Anyways, I think Twitter is the wrong place for her to find love. And the guy being a poker pro would be too over the top. It’s like having a two cops dating, both male and female bring too much intensity to the relationship off duty and there’s no balance. Opposites attract for a reason.
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    I know someone, but she must enjoy licking his spicy anus.

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    Updates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Updates?
    I don't think there will be any.

    She's pretty, around 35, and plays poker, so I can't imagine she'll have a hard time getting a boyfriend. She did shoot off about half of the good will she got from early in the Bilzerian debacle, so I'm sure she kinda wishes she could take some things back. But this is minor and will be forgotten about soon enough.

    Just one of those lessons where you realize it's wise to pause before hitting that "Send Tweet" button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
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    Even Vanessa has standards. Hooking up with an over the hill merchant marine cook is probably not something she would consider.

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    Almost all "poker professionals" are fucking disgusting.

    Some are too fucking young and haven't hit puberty yet.

    She will probably chose to be a lesbian.



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