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    Kayleigh McEnany (Republican) had the runs and accidentally shat on the White House floor

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    Link, proof, witness or hearsay?

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    uh ohhhhhhhhh dessert runner vs desert runner in an absolute throwdown

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    uh ohhhhhhhhh dessert runner vs desert runner in an absolute throwdown

    true story im ringing in 2021 with a home made jambon-beurre and tbh im worried ive set the bar much too high out the gate.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    uh ohhhhhhhhh dessert runner vs desert runner in an absolute throwdown

    true story im ringing in 2021 with a home made jambon-beurre and tbh im worried ive set the bar much too high out the gate.
    If its an accidental shart in some white pants that is one thing, I mean than happens especially if its after NYE and drinking all night. I sat next to a lady on a 5 hour flight to CA years ago, she definitely sharted in some light tan pants you could see it when she got up, she was a business woman. She simply went up in the overheard and got a clean change of pants and matter of factly went to the bathroom and changed. Then hopped back on her laptop and all was well. I just assumed she had Crones and this was a normal occurrence. It was a little startling, but I was drinking wine and did not care. I was trying to solve that fucking American Airlines Sudoku puzzle in their mag, which sucks btw.

     
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    Shes still hot, just need to remove that cross necklace charm, I dont need any religion in my face.

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    POKER FAG ALERT! FOR BLOW JOB SEE SLOPPY JOE THE TRANNIE HO.

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    Barack Obama (democrat) most corrupt president of all time

     
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    CRONES DISEASE 2021

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    true story im ringing in 2021 with a home made jambon-beurre and tbh im worried ive set the bar much too high out the gate.
    If its an accidental shart in some white pants that is one thing, I mean than happens especially if its after NYE and drinking all night. I sat next to a lady on a 5 hour flight to CA years ago, she definitely sharted in some light tan pants you could see it when she got up, she was a business woman. She simply went up in the overheard and got a clean change of pants and matter of factly went to the bathroom and changed. Then hopped back on her laptop and all was well. I just assumed she had Crones and this was a normal occurrence. It was a little startling, but I was drinking wine and did not care. I was trying to solve that fucking American Airlines Sudoku puzzle in their mag, which sucks btw.
    I cannot think of a worse disease than Crones now that I think about it. Every fucking day, every minute you have to take a shit. Years ago I worked with a lady who had Ulcerative Colitis. Every hour she had to get up and take a shit. Problem was I was in a cube with her (I was like 23) and she would actually log her shits on a notepad for her doctor. It was all there for everyone to see. I think she was using it for some disability insurance settlement. One day she just quit.

     
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    You know, if you're going to start a thread like this, you should at least post some type of reference regarding the allegations.

    Preferably - pics or it didn't happen etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Link, proof, witness or hearsay?
    I'm on a poker fraud alert board and this info was passed along. I personally find it believable that someone might have had the runs and accidentally shat on trump's white house floor, given this current political climate.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Link, proof, witness or hearsay?
    I'm on a poker fraud alert board and this info was passed along. I personally find it believable that someone might have had the runs and accidentally shat on trump's white house floor, given this current political climate.
    Funny. But we all know a chunk of the country hates Trump and its believable that there have been threats made on his life. On the other hand, KM pooping her pants is a brand new type of claim. Nice try.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Lol at the amount of effort that druff's friends have to exert trying to do an internet podcast without offending him.

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    oh hey also 'the runs' are a covid symptom so theres that.
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    SHOULD ASK TRUMP FOR A DIAPER

     
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    Exclamation

    So now we are nearly 10 hours and 19+ posts into this thread....

    All i asked for, was ANY type of verification. Something...ANYTHING

    Time passed and all I heard were crickets.

    It was several hours ago, but I even Googled all of the " Kayleigh shitting on the white house floor" combinations I could imagine, and i found nothing...

    ...and furthermore we still have ZERO White House shart videos, pictures, or even a personal first hand account of the alleged shitting to verify.

    What has become of this forum?

    I used to come here for first hand breaking stories...

    And now, all we are left with is this garbage.

    PFA journalism credentials for certain people should be revoked ASAP.

    You people disgust me.

     
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