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    WARNING DESERT RUNNER IS A UNDERCOVER COP!!!!

    He join 8 years ago. Barely a post. Then all the sudden he posting 24/7, starting threads about flashlights? Trying to befriend everyone on this here fraud site?

    He like the internet/nerd/flashlight version of 21 Jump Street with a keyboard.

    I’ve been told in the last 36 hours he’s inquired about joining 2021 Pfa death pool, fantasy football, and Jsearless22 golf contest. He post pictures of “oregano” in food porn thread to hope some one take the bait!

    I plead to you all- don’t fall for his ruse. People I beg of you, shun this pig as he is here to destroy the fabric of this community!!!!!!

    Desertrunner, you rookie ass, bitch ass, crooked ass cop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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    WARNING DESERT RUNNER IS A UNDERCOVER COP!!!!

    LOL, thanks Worm. My undercover is now donkdown. I’m sure I’ll get a few arrests out of this place. We gave Druff immunity for his cooperation with our investigation.

    Never forget that being a flashlight geek automatically equals cop!
    Last edited by desertrunner; 12-14-2020 at 05:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    LOL, thanks Worm. My undercover is now donkdown. I’m sure I’ll get a few arrests out of this place. We gave Druff immunity for his cooperation with our investigation.

    Never forget that being a flashlight geek automatically equals cop!
    I think you mean fleshlight geek.
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    Some of the best gamblers, alcoholics & drug users are cops.

    Blue lives matter

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    LOL, thanks Worm. My undercover is now donkdown. I’m sure I’ll get a few arrests out of this place. We gave Druff immunity for his cooperation with our investigation.

    Never forget that being a flashlight geek automatically equals cop!
    I think you mean fleshlight geek.
    I’m not a Worm, I bang chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    LOL, thanks Worm. My undercover is now donkdown. I’m sure I’ll get a few arrests out of this place. We gave Druff immunity for his cooperation with our investigation.

    Never forget that being a flashlight geek automatically equals cop!

    Have you found the secret thread where you can score really good shit? If so, please pm me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffDime View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    LOL, thanks Worm. My undercover is now donkdown. I’m sure I’ll get a few arrests out of this place. We gave Druff immunity for his cooperation with our investigation.

    Never forget that being a flashlight geek automatically equals cop!

    Have you found the secret thread where you can score really good shit? If so, please pm me.
    No, haven’t found it yet.

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    He also calls a clip “magazine” so cop, preper or seal team six.
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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    He also calls a clip “magazine” so cop, preper or seal team six.
    Prepper is a compliment, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    He also calls a clip “magazine” so cop, preper or seal team six.
    I think the gun community is like the poker community, if you don’t get your terminology correct, you lose cred.

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    HONOR YOUR OATH, SCUMBAG
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    not singling anyone out, just saying.


    two finger shout out to the DOD monitoring this website i see you players.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    WARNING DESERT RUNNER IS A UNDERCOVER COP!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    HONOR YOUR OATH, SCUMBAG
    I am Sir, took it back in 1989. The only issue is my badge actually says “Fire” and not police. Druff will confirm.

    On a serious note, I actually did raise my hand and take an oath and I will defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic.

    As long as I’m not a Worm, I’m happy. To be honest, I’m a nobody and non special, a zero in the poker community, I just love the game. Druff will also confirm.
    Last edited by desertrunner; 12-14-2020 at 09:21 AM.

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    like 97% of the rest of this sites content, that comment was something of an inside joke harkening back to the golden days when this place was more than a 9th tier alt right backwater.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    HONOR YOUR OATH, SCUMBAG
    I am Sir, took it back in 1989. The only issue is my badge actually says “Fire” and not police. Druff will confirm.

    On a serious note, I actually did raise my hand and take an oath and I will defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic.

    As long as I’m not a Worm, I’m happy. To be honest, I’m a nobody and non special, a zero in the poker community, I just love the game. Druff will also confirm.
    this is exactly what a FED WOULD SAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    LOL, thanks Worm. My undercover is now donkdown. I’m sure I’ll get a few arrests out of this place. We gave Druff immunity for his cooperation with our investigation.

    Never forget that being a flashlight geek automatically equals cop!
    I must have double-immunity as a IA officer given the size of my favorite flashlight.
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    WARNING DESERT RUNNER IS A UNDERCOVER COP!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
    I am Sir, took it back in 1989. The only issue is my badge actually says “Fire” and not police. Druff will confirm.

    On a serious note, I actually did raise my hand and take an oath and I will defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic.

    As long as I’m not a Worm, I’m happy. To be honest, I’m a nobody and non special, a zero in the poker community, I just love the game. Druff will also confirm.
    this is exactly what a FED WOULD SAY
    Former Fed for real. Google “GS-081”.
    Last edited by desertrunner; 12-14-2020 at 11:53 AM.

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