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    The Spy Who Shagged Me: The Eric Swalwell Story

    I prefer to read this site rather than starting threads. It is very disappointing that this breaking news has not yet been posted on here:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...cid=uxbndlbing

    I'm a bit older so no doubt I'd be spilling secrets within 5 to 10 minutes.



    Of course per Swalwell, it's all Trump's fault.

    Carry on.
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    When asked about banging her...all he needs to say is what Bill Clinton should have said about didling Monica Lewinski back in the day..."It seemed like a good idea at the time."

     
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    At least she's better looking than the "world's highest paid prostitute"...

     
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    The interesting thing with this one is that China's plan was to get her close to up-and-coming bigwigs in politics -- not existing bigwigs.

    China realized that it's not that hard these days to identify rising stars within the political parties, so you can plant the seeds with them early, so nobody suspects anything.

    That's exactly what this chick was doing. She ran off because they warned Swalwell, and presumably he acted suspiciously when he abruptly ended it with her, so she knew the jig was up.

    I wonder who the two midwest mayors were that she banged.

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    I'm sure if pressed she will admit the sex-spying was just a front...

    the real money was in govt corruption and selling insider information.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
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    I'm totally running for office in 2022. Banging a Chinese spy is top 3 on my bucket list.

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    I'm totally running for office in 2022. Banging a Chinese spy is top 3 on my bucket list.
    She's waiting for you....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
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    I'm totally running for office in 2022. Banging a Chinese spy is top 3 on my bucket list.
    I was just thinking about how I could position myself as an up and comer in politics in the San Gabriel Valley.

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    Pretty big fail on the FBI's part to let her get out of the country in 2015, though.

    Here they were pretty much 100% sure she was a Chinese spy, only to let her slip away and disappear. How could they not have anticipated that warning Swalwell might spook her, if he wasn't able to break it off and do a good enough acting job that he wasn't suspicious of anything?

    They should've had eyeballs on her 24/7 after breaking the news to him. Either that, or they should have just picked her up, figuring she would flee once she realized her cover was blown. To let her get back to China after all they knew seems like incompetence to me.

    Then again, this is the same organization which could have stopped 9/11 if they weren't so incompetent in August 2001, following the arrest of "20th hijacker" Zacarias Moussaoui.

    On August 16, 2001, Moussaoui was arrested by Harry Samit of the FBI and INS agents in Minnesota and charged with an immigration violation. Materials itemized when he was arrested included a laptop computer, two knives, flight manuals pertaining to Boeing's 747 aircraft, a flight simulator computer program, fighting gloves and shin guards, and a computer disk with information about crop dusting.

    Some agents worried that his flight training had violent intentions, so the Minnesota bureau tried to get permission (sending over 70 emails in a week) to search his laptop, but they were turned down. FBI agent Coleen Rowley made an explicit request for permission to search Moussaoui's personal rooms. This request was first denied by her superior, Deputy General Counsel Marion "Spike" Bowman, and later rejected based upon FISA regulations (amended after 9/11 by the USA Patriot Act). Several further search attempts similarly failed.

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    Swalwell was one of the loudest voices screaming Trump/Russia collusion with no evidence. Then this comes to light? That he was compromised back in 2015? And Pelosi let him stay on the House Intelligence Committee?

    And now we know Hunter Biden is being investigated at least for tax fraud. And that was covered up during the campaign by the main stream media. Hunter Biden and his father, Joe Biden, are both Chi-Comm assets. Eric Swallwell is a Chi-Comm asset. As a matter of fact the Chi-Comms own the Democrat Party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Swalwell was one of the loudest voices screaming Trump/Russia collusion with no evidence. Then this comes to light? That he was compromised back in 2015? And Pelosi let him stay on the House Intelligence Committee?

    And now we know Hunter Biden is being investigated at least for tax fraud. And that was covered up during the campaign by the main stream media. Hunter Biden and his father, Joe Biden, are both Chi-Comm assets. Eric Swallwell is a Chi-Comm asset. As a matter of fact the Chi-Comms own the Democrat Party.

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    Somehow this news wasn't fit to print in the NY Times.

    https://thehill.com/opinion/national...well-and-a-spy

    LOL @ mainstream media

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