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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    I’m sorry Druff. I thought this was America.
    This is Druffland and I am the dictator. Benjamin will become the next dictator after I die.

    Let us know when they pick their pronouns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    This is Druffland and I am the dictator. Benjamin will become the next dictator after I die.

    Let us know when they pick their pronouns.
    pretty sure all cops now identify most protestors as "fuck you" and "suck my dick" on a daily basis now
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    LOL @ members and "freedom of speech". FoS only occurs in the open public on public land. I tell people to think of a street corner in pre or post America where a citizen is standing and speaking up against British rule to his country men. A BBS is private property and FoS does not apply here.
    Youre one awkward fuck
    Sure, but am I wrong or right? And do you go around the board writing this to alot of members or just me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by desertrunner View Post
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    Youre one awkward fuck
    Sure, but am I wrong or right? And do you go around the board writing this to alot of members or just me?
    You’re not special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    I’m sorry Druff. I thought this was America.
    This is Druffland and I am the dictator. Benjamin will become the next dictator after I die.
    Fair enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Tommyt, can you explain what this means: “They rolled up 5 swishers and we started that rotation.“ TIA
    You never heard of a blunt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
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    Tommyt, can you explain what this means: “They rolled up 5 swishers and we started that rotation.“ TIA
    You never heard of a blunt?
    I get it... He used swishers to make blunts. I don’t like tobacco, so back in my pothead days in college (and a few on and off after that), I never smoked a blunt. But yeah. I can see how those can be handy.

    Plus, I don’t think swishers were around back then, at least not where I lived. So back in thay day, blunts were usually made from Tiparillos after breaking off the plastic mouthpiece.

    Speaking of which, there was a particularly enterprising guy on my dorm floor during my sophomore year, whose older brother was a bit of pot dealer at UMass-Amherst and supplied him with excellent weed that allowed him to make a few bucks on the side. And something he did that seemed quite clever to me at the time was to almost always carry a Tiparillo box with ready-made blunts inside, but with the tips still on, so that they looked like legal items to unsuspecting passers-by when he openly handed them off to customer. This guy was a long-time art student and had developed great skill in replacing the innards of the mini-cigars with pot such that you really wouldn’t know that they were blunts unless you examined them closely.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    I’m sorry Druff. I thought this was America.
    This is Druffland and I am the dictator. Benjamin will become the next dictator after I die.
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