It was some years ago in 2009. My buddy brought a quarter of mushrooms to my apartment. I was hesitant at first since I had never tried anything like that before. My friend at some and told me there was some left in the kitchen. I got a chocolate bar and smashed what was left in the bag mixing the ingredients in my mouth and washed it down with some coffee. I thought this man split the bag in half when really he only ate like 2g out of it. This is where my night got a little interesting.
About 30 min later I started feeling a little weird. I smoked cigs at the time so I was outside smoking when the feeling of a good piss came on. I walked up to the bathroom and for some reason I started feeling really really different. I took a piss and when I turned around after flushing everything changed. I spent the next 15 minutes looking at the water marks on the wall (we had poor ventilation in the bathroom the exhaust fan was so shit). The wall legit looked like the whole thing was made out of snake skin and was moving (slithering) non stop in every direction. It took me a little bit to get my shit together and just when I was about to leave I started looking in the mirror. OH FUCK is what I thought. I kept seeing my eyebrows move like two woolly bear caterpillars, and every pore on my face seemed to be opening and closing repeatedly. Anyways I finally got my shit together and left the bathroom.
I spent the next what seemed like 3 hours (45 min in real time) looking at my fish tank wondering if my two piranhas really wanted to be in captivity, and thinking I should let them be free by releasing them into the Ohio River. Pablo and Escobar really seemed to be trying to communicate with me that they wanted to be free. Anyways, I didn't do that.
Next, I chain smoked like 8 cigs outside looking at the stars reflecting on myself and where I wanted to be in the future. I started have a panic attack and returned to my living room. There my buddy and GF (now wife) were waiting on me worried since I disappeared for a while. They rolled up 5 swishers and we started that rotation. Now while this was happening my GF thought it would be a good idea to watch a movie we haven't seen. This movie : The Invention of Lying.
The movie we chose was such a mind fuck for me. I legit started freaking out. I don't know who has seen that movie, but imagine being in that mind state and watching it for the first time.
Anyways, after about 45 min we turned that shit off (it was freaking me out and a shitty movie) and we kept the rotation going. This apartment was a 4 unit building right across from a bar. This all happened on a Friday night. I stopped going outside to smoke cigs and just opened my window (2nd floor). Just as I did a car pulls up with two people in it (Male and Female) and right after they park she climbs on top of him in the drivers seat and they start fking. I yell out to the other to come watch this chick get pounded in the car. We were all excited to peeping tom them it was fucking hilarious. Anyways, he legit lasted 30 seconds, she was visibly disappointed, got out of the car and went into the bar. It was about 30 min later we notice her come out with another guy and do the same thing. This chick straddled him and he was done in 1 min. Now the fucked up part about this was that both times NEITHER GUY WORE A RUBBER. So this chick got cum dumped twice and just went back to drinking like nothing happened.
So, even after all this shit I was still tripping pretty hard. My buddy left and me and my GF were left alone. She was gone of those swishers so we had to decide what to do next. I didn't have a TV in our bedroom so I decided we should pull the mattress into the living room and have like a movie night in bed with each other and some more swishers. Well, we didnt watch movies. We fired up the PS3 and went on pornhub (or something like it). We watched that shit and messed around for awhile and it was fucking WEIRD. She was done after and passed out.
I don't know why but I thought my tripping had ended. I laid there for I don't know how long, in the dark, basically alone, tripping with nothing to do but think. It didn't go well. I started having really bad thoughts about myself, my gf, and my future. Somehow I fell asleep eventually and that was the end.
10/10 would do again.
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