If I have to fly 5 hours, I’ll take Hawaii over Florida anyday.
If I have to fly 5 hours, I’ll take Hawaii over Florida anyday.
Originally Posted by Jayjami
If I have to fly 5 hours, I’ll take Hawaii over Florida anyday.
I live in Florida. So you can keep your 5 hour flight. I am already here in Paradise.
I just assumed its because you don't lick metal when its freezing out, and nobody wants a moose tongue stuck to the hood of their car.cause a moose can totally fuck your shit up and they're learning to lick salt from cars, nothing good can come from this?
apparently moose are getting addicted to road salt.
because 2020.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
What a brilliant idea.
floating cabanas feels like either the best idea or the worst idea
cause a moose can totally fuck your shit up and they're learning to lick salt from cars, nothing good can come from this?
If a moose is licking your car, how exactly are we supposed to stop it? Do we roll down the window and say.."Hey Bullwinkle...do you mind?"
Lesson #1. You don't stop moose from doing anything. Hopefully you brought them up properly
If a moose is licking your car, how exactly are we supposed to stop it? Do we roll down the window and say.."Hey Bullwinkle...do you mind?"
and they take your lead. If not see step two.
Lesson #2 Run away
I don't really have a thing for Moose. I did grow up near Moose Jaw but.....
This 6 minute video is riveting. It's obviously been enhanced with music but
Jesus I freak out every time I see it.
You have to go full screen for this.
btw, tell your dog to lay off
Florida wishes it could lick the sweat off Hawaii's balls.
If I have to fly 5 hours, I’ll take Hawaii over Florida anyday.
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This is a good post and actually pretty accurate, im a 'gringo' (lol), born and raised in New Jersey. Who has now lived in Florida 10 years, so I get exactly what you meant here in the post. And agree, actually people like True Floridians the few and far between, who were actually born and raised here, dont generally like the Northeast or Tri-State area type at all. Real Floridians, really dont like 'Yankee' LoL, that Civil war shit stil is real down here obviously haha....
The SoFla residents point of view...
Negatives: Gringos visit here from the Northeast and tell us how we should be running things like they are back home. No change of seasons (no leaves turning color, etc.). Can't leave shit in your car from April to December (it will melt or spoil). No decent Chinese food.
Positives: We can wear shorts all year round. Great Cuban, Argentinian and Colombian food. Lots of local road and trail races year round (in normal times). Low Taxes. It's actually written in the Florida Constitution that there is No income tax (takes Supermajority to amend). No socialist politicians - they all got trounced in the election. We are the gateway to the Caribbean with 2 sea ports and 2 major airports 45 minutes apart. The flight from FLL to Nassau is 37 minutes on Jet Blue. A flight to Cancun is less than 2 hours from MIA.
Jersey food aside from maybe Latin food if you like that crushes Florida food, we have better Pizza by far, subs, pork roll and cheese obv (lol), real Bagels everywhere. its just better or I like Jersey food wise wayyy better. I crave it when im going back to NJ actually lol, this or that food wise...
4 Seasons is a big one for me, and I didnt realize it maybe for a couple years when I first moved here. But yeah I would really like having me some Four Seasons again lol, and actually in an odd way when you have 3 months of cold, and a Winter it made me want to go to the beach when it was nice enough too then. I looked forward to the beach lol, here I dont give a fk I can go all the time year round lol. So in that way too I miss the seasons, there's a flow to the year that goes along with it. And of course, up north thel eaves change, then the weather of course and its just I knew I guess. Now ive been in Florida 10 years, where it's just hot and hotter, and honestly I dont really love it so much I dont think. Id maybe rather just be able to vacation to it, and miss NJ and the four seasons. That was a good point actually.
Florida wishes it could lick the sweat off Hawaii's balls.
If I have to fly 5 hours, I’ll take Hawaii over Florida anyday.
In as far as being a state that’s 10 hours away and 400% of the airfare and at least that much in cost of living I think Florida rates well.
You argue against yourself. Paradise does include land access to a Georgia or an Alabama.
In as far as being a state that’s 10 hours away and 400% of the airfare and at least that much in cost of living I think Florida rates well.
And the ocean experience of Hawaii compared to Florida is laughable
For people on the east coast, the flight to Hawaii is pretty brutal. It's the equivalent of LA people going to London.
California kinda sucks as far as its distance from most popular travel locations. However, two advantages are being driving distance to Vegas, and being only a 5 hour flight to Hawaii.
This
I’ve been blessed to have gone to Hawaii twice. I don’t plan to return unless it’s on my way to someplace else. It’s like living in Canada and saying I’m going to take a trip to Greeland. Why the fuck would you bother.
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