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    Thanksgiving Trip Report

    Dividing time bn Miami and the keys.

    Currently 78 degrees. Light breeze. Life is good.

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    Famous seven mile bridge

     
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    ngl, there really is a life i could get down with in florida.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    miami is a top 3 city in the country it feels like ur in a different country

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    miami is a top 3 city in the country it feels like ur in a different country

    im not proud of this exactly but quite often i find myself going down youtube rabbitholes of people who live in miami going fishing on their pleasant little boats and catching like mahi mahi and lobster and then cooking and eating them and deep down in a place i generally refuse to admit exists im seething with envy.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    the fact restaurant kitchens are open till like 1 am is just wild

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    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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    I must admit 7 mile bridge gets to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    ngl, there really is a life i could get down with in florida.

    Hurricanes, Garretts and humidity are the deal breakers but it is a fun ass state with a lowish cost of living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
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    ngl, there really is a life i could get down with in florida.

    Hurricanes, Garretts and humidity are the deal breakers but it is a fun ass state with a lowish cost of living.
    My grandmother did it right -- only living there half the year, from mid-October through mid-April.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
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    ngl, there really is a life i could get down with in florida.

    Hurricanes, Garretts and humidity are the deal breakers but it is a fun ass state with a lowish cost of living.
    negatives: extinction event weather every fuckin year, absolutely horrible people, humidity, mosquitos, arguably the worst drivers in america...

    positives: spanish moss, cuban steak houses, the freshest seafood, sea front house with dock for less than 1m, 2 hour sail to bahamas, 1 hour drive to airport...

    i mean yeah its a mixed bag, but not without its charms.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs


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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Hurricanes, Garretts and humidity are the deal breakers but it is a fun ass state with a lowish cost of living.
    negatives: extinction event weather every fuckin year, absolutely horrible people, humidity, mosquitos, arguably the worst drivers in america...

    positives: spanish moss, cuban steak houses, the freshest seafood, sea front house with dock for less than 1m, 2 hour sail to bahamas, 1 hour drive to airport...

    i mean yeah its a mixed bag, but not without its charms.
    I forgot you like to fish. So hell yeah. Positives definitely outweigh the risk of death by hurricanes, malaria or DUI Garretts.

    If you ever do move there pretty please go to mullet toss and do a trip report. I went awhile back and it was a ridiculous amount of fun.


    http://www.florabama.com/mullet-toss

     
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    For all you Florida haters, Enjoy the snow storms this winter
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4BET View Post
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    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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    I'll bite. Why should you care if a moose licks your car?
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    Ugly fucking bug. I hate bugs. Yes Florida is known for a lot of bugs but We treat everyplace we have like daily for 7-14 days straight after buying. Then once a month after so never a issue with bugs. My house is woods on all sides. No bugs ever
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    I'll bite. Why should you care if a moose licks your car?
    cause a moose can totally fuck your shit up and they're learning to lick salt from cars, nothing good can come from this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
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    I'll bite. Why should you care if a moose licks your car?
    cause a moose can totally fuck your shit up and they're learning to lick salt from cars, nothing good can come from this?
    Yeah thatís mostly it but salt is a gateway mineral for ungulates and next thing you've got a zinc epidemic on your hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Hurricanes, Garretts and humidity are the deal breakers but it is a fun ass state with a lowish cost of living.
    negatives: extinction event weather every fuckin year, absolutely horrible people, humidity, mosquitos, arguably the worst drivers in america...

    positives: spanish moss, cuban steak houses, the freshest seafood, sea front house with dock for less than 1m, 2 hour sail to bahamas, 1 hour drive to airport...

    i mean yeah its a mixed bag, but not without its charms.

    The SoFla residents point of view...

    Negatives: Gringos visit here from the Northeast and tell us how we should be running things like they are back home. No change of seasons (no leaves turning color, etc.). Can't leave shit in your car from April to December (it will melt or spoil). No decent Chinese food.

    Positives: We can wear shorts all year round. Great Cuban, Argentinian and Colombian food. Lots of local road and trail races year round (in normal times). Low Taxes. It's actually written in the Florida Constitution that there is No income tax (takes Supermajority to amend). No socialist politicians - they all got trounced in the election. We are the gateway to the Caribbean with 2 sea ports and 2 major airports 45 minutes apart. The flight from FLL to Nassau is 37 minutes on Jet Blue. A flight to Cancun is less than 2 hours from MIA.

     
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