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    TikTok moron uses Gorilla Glue as hairspray.

    This is so the epitome of Flying Stupdity because well... WHO THE FUCK thinks using spray adhesive is a substitute for hairspray. Apparently this moron Tessica Brown did. She apparently ran out of her Got2beGlued hairspray and instead used Gorilla Glue spray adhesive. She went nearly a month with her hair stuck like a rock until seeking assistance which according to a recent update lead to her having her significantly long and rock hard ponytail cut off. (Reports of needing a bolt cutter are neither confirmed or denied.)


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-use...161625017.html

     
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      IamGreek: I chuckled

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    This is so the epitome of Flying Stupdity because well... WHO THE FUCK thinks using spray adhesive is a substitute for hairspray. Apparently this moron Tessica Brown did. She apparently ran out of her Got2beGlued hairspray and instead used Gorilla Glue spray adhesive. She went nearly a month with her hair stuck like a rock until seeking assistance which according to a recent update lead to her having her significantly long and rock hard ponytail cut off. (Reports of needing a bolt cutter are neither confirmed or denied.)


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-use...161625017.html
    Here's something long, black and rock hard

     
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      ftpjesus: Ok that did admittedly make me chuckle.
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    This is so the epitome of Flying Stupdity because well... WHO THE FUCK thinks using spray adhesive is a substitute for hairspray. Apparently this moron Tessica Brown did. She apparently ran out of her Got2beGlued hairspray and instead used Gorilla Glue spray adhesive. She went nearly a month with her hair stuck like a rock until seeking assistance which according to a recent update lead to her having her significantly long and rock hard ponytail cut off. (Reports of needing a bolt cutter are neither confirmed or denied.)


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-use...161625017.html
    Here's something long, black and rock hard

     
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    Wait for it.....dwai

    https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...thread/page206

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    Yeah, I think I'll just go ahead and sit back and wait for an intelligent commentary that exposes all of the holes in this "unfortunate innocent accident"

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    In any case, before today I bet you never heard of this "Tessica Brown"

    Now millions have


    Campaign successful

    Win or lose, one way or another for her it will probably be:


    :moneytruck





    PS- why don't we have a moneytruck gif?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    In any case, before today I bet you never heard of this "Tessica Brown"

    Now millions have


    Campaign successful

    Win or lose, one way or another for her it will probably be:


    :moneytruck






    PS- why don't we have a moneytruck gif?

    The only lawyer stupid enough to take this morons case would be Postle’s ex lawyer who pulled out on his ass. (Or was it...never mind )

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    She has Go Fund Me money now and may sue-

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/woman...ofundme-report

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    In before dwai says Gorilla Glue is for fags

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria View Post
    In before dwai says Gorilla Glue is for fags
    Personally I like JB Weld better for those things that require industrial strength repair jobs. But I do like gorilla tape for the jobs that require strong tensile strength tape jobs

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    All I know is that I have inhaled so much Gorilla Glue #4 in my lifetime. Hell of a strain.

     
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    Lol at the amount of effort that druff's friends have to exert trying to do an internet podcast without offending him.

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