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  1. 02-03-2021, 10:59 PM #1
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    100% if I ever go to jail, I'm going to claim to be a shaman

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/03/polit...-organic-food/

    Dude riots in the US Capitol and gets an organic diet in jail, according to a federal judge's ruling.

    Unbelievable.
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    Actually I'm also going to claim to be transgender, so I can be in the women's facility.

    So I'll be getting special organic meals and banging women all day, as the only dude in the prison. Sounds sweet.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/03/polit...-organic-food/

    Dude riots in the US Capitol and gets an organic diet in jail, according to a federal judge's ruling.

    Unbelievable.
    I bet he likes liberals now huh?

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    You would be surprised how many diets get allowed in the federal prison system...not just recently.
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    they gonna feed this traitor special food?

    at least he wasnt violent but still fuck him
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    He will become the first person to testify against Trump at the impeachment trial. If Trump is convicted he will be granted a full pardon by Biden and become the new Secretary of Agriculture.
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    Dude is clearly mentally ill, should be under treatment, not in prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post


    He will become the first person to testify against Trump at the impeachment trial. If Trump is convicted he will be granted a full pardon by Biden and become the new Secretary of Agriculture.
    Jesus fucking Christ! The idiot did a sloppy job ziptying that US flag to his spear! He should have trimmed off the excess, FFS!

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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.
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