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    Become a Lord today!!

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    Lordship & Ladyship Title Packs

    Purchase a personal Lordship or Ladyship Title Pack with dedicated land in Scotland.*

    Our Title Packs are based on a historic Scottish land ownership custom, where landowners have been long referred to as "Lairds", the Scottish term for "Lord", with the female equivalent being "Lady".

    *This is a purchase for a personal dedication for a souvenir plot of land. You may choose to title yourself with the title of Lord, Laird or Lady.

    Every Lordship or Ladyship title pack contributes to the preservation and protection of woodland areas in Scotland. As the intention is for the land to be kept in its natural state, we ask that all interested parties do bear this in mind.

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    Each pack contains:

    One square foot of dedicated land on a private estate in Aberdeenshire, Scotland and a printable certificate with a crest, making it the perfect gift for anyone, anywhere.



    My question is: If I wish to use the 1 square foot of land in Aberdeenshire, how do I do so? Presumably this gains me access to the property for perpetuity, right?

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    "Since the purchase of my two lots for my wife and myself, I have noticed a difference in the service and level of etiquette shown towards us. After a few laughs from family about me being a Lord, it is a great novelty and one that does come with some rewards. So glad I purchased these plots, and happy to call my wife, My Lady."


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    LORD IS TODD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    My question is: If I wish to use the 1 square foot of land in Aberdeenshire, how do I do so? Presumably this gains me access to the property for perpetuity, right?
    c'mon, future Lord, at least splurge for the 5 ft square.

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    Christmas present for your good friend Master Scalir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    "Since the purchase of my two lots for my wife and myself, I have noticed a difference in the service and level of etiquette shown towards us. After a few laughs from family about me being a Lord, it is a great novelty and one that does come with some rewards. So glad I purchased these plots, and happy to call my wife, My Lady."

    I hope your girlfriend doesn't read this site

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    My question is: If I wish to use the 1 square foot of land in Aberdeenshire, how do I do so? Presumably this gains me access to the property for perpetuity, right?



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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Christmas present for your good friend Master Scalir?
    Would be a great gift for him, as then we would need to address him as “Lord and Master Scalir”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    We have a horrible choice between a super-shady, self-serving, lying criminal (Hillary Clinton) and an emotionally-unbalanced, shoot-from-the-hip authoritarian who lacks the intellectual curiosity to even want to learn the complexities that come with running a major nation like the US (Donald Trump).

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    Druff, might as well buy one for yourself...you've been lording over everyone in this forum since it started
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Thanks Lord Druff. I just got all our Xmas shopping done in one swell swoop!!!!! Woohoo!!!!

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    I made a slight modification of the gif I posted earlier.

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