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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Movie review. Awful. I didn't see the first Borat and never will.
    Fast forward to Rudy scene.

    Definitely a set-up. Borat's daughter/reporter was dolled up and
    flirting. The movie was about Borat giving his daughter to
    Mikhail Pence for future Kazakhstan benefits and they were using
    Giuliani to get to Pence. Yeah

    So yeah, she touched Giuliani's knee a couple times during the interview
    and suggested they go to the bedroom to remove his microphone.
    This was done slowly and suggestively and Rudy bit hard, laid back and
    went for his Johnson.


    The only way Cohen is not getting sued is because it's all on camera and
    nothing was said explicitly. He said/she said
    Rudy was also touching her on the ass, asking for her phone number and address.

    High-Five.


     
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    Meh, this looks like a nothingburger.

    Although it's funny how he looks like Bubbles in that picture laying down with his hand in his pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great job again by Sascha Baron Cohen for going after only Republican political figures, though.

    No Democrat could ever be tricked into doing/saying stupid things, you see, so they have to only target 100% Republicans.

    Entertainment and media industry not the slightest bit biased, though, and it's just that Democrats are always more dignified and reasonable.

    Holy shit Druff, you have become so insufferable and delusional that I actually feel a bit sorry for you at this point. Imagine having such a miserably warped mind to think that Guliani was tucking in his shirt and that the rope found in Bubba Wallace's garage was not a noose. Shut the fuck all the way up, you alt-right racist prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tbuck27 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great job again by Sascha Baron Cohen for going after only Republican political figures, though.

    No Democrat could ever be tricked into doing/saying stupid things, you see, so they have to only target 100% Republicans.

    Entertainment and media industry not the slightest bit biased, though, and it's just that Democrats are always more dignified and reasonable.

    Holy shit Druff, you have become so insufferable and delusional that I actually feel a bit sorry for you at this point. Imagine having such a miserably warped mind to think that Guliani was tucking in his shirt and that the rope found in Bubba Wallace's garage was not a noose. Shut the fuck all the way up, you alt-right racist prick.
    The rope found in Wallace's garage wasn't a noose. That was established a long time ago. Sorry that you're just finding out now.

    If Rudy was jerking off, why didn't they let him continue to where it would become obvious? That would have been FAR more embarrassing than just having his hand in his pants for a few seconds. They had the entire thing on camera the entire time.

    Several on the left have also come out and said that Rudy doesn't look like he was jerking off there, and this is much ado about nothing.

    Sorry that all of this information is hurting your guilty white liberal sensitivities, but I'm sure you can get over it if you have a good cry.

     
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    This is such a weird event. As bad as it makes old Rudy look, you have to wonder what kind of a person conceives of and executes such a scene?

    And for what? If this is done a for a laugh you have consider the damage it might bring.

    And it wasn't funny in a movie that was unwatchable
    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great job again by Sascha Baron Cohen for going after only Republican political figures, though.

    No Democrat could ever be tricked into doing/saying stupid things, you see, so they have to only target 100% Republicans.

    Entertainment and media industry not the slightest bit biased, though, and it's just that Democrats are always more dignified and reasonable.
    Borat goes after racists, sexists, and those that allow blatant racism and sexism in their presence. He does not choose right or left, Democrat or Republican. The literal first joke of his new movie is Justin Trudeau, a liberal, holder of the highest political office in Canada, in blackface.

    It's in mockery, in case you need clarification.

    Druff always asks for "both sides!" criticism, but it sucks when you can;t get a full crowd of lefties to cheer a song about killing all the Jews, or tell you how many young girls you can fit in a cage when you aren't in deep south Texas, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great job again by Sascha Baron Cohen for going after only Republican political figures, though.

    No Democrat could ever be tricked into doing/saying stupid things, you see, so they have to only target 100% Republicans.

    Entertainment and media industry not the slightest bit biased, though, and it's just that Democrats are always more dignified and reasonable.
    Borat goes after racists, sexists, and those that allow blatant racism and sexism in their presence. He does not choose right or left, Democrat or Republican. The literal first joke of his new movie is Justin Trudeau, a liberal, holder of the highest political office in Canada, in blackface.

    It's in mockery, in case you need clarification.

    Druff always asks for "both sides!" criticism, but it sucks when you can;t get a full crowd of lefties to cheer a song about killing all the Jews, or tell you how many young girls you can fit in a cage when you aren't in deep south Texas, etc.
    This may be true but these are not laughing matters. How hard is it (that's what she said) to make a documentary? Clearly Rudolph is half the man he used to be and could be lured into the deep end of a pool

    And all for a sequel? Let's not forget that. This was a set up involving
    someone likely suffering from dementia. That's not funny either
    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    This may be true but these are not laughing matters. How hard is it (that's what she said) to make a documentary?

    My emotional and ethical Canadian brother, we gotta start on page 1 with the understanding that Borat is NOT a documentary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    This may be true but these are not laughing matters. How hard is it (that's what she said) to make a documentary?

    My emotional and ethical Canadian brother, we gotta start on page 1 with the understanding that Borat is NOT a documentary.
    I'm saying make it a documentary. Don't couch it as an attempt at humour.
    As it is it fails. It's not funny and it is not definitive.
    call out ignorance at every opportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great job again by Sascha Baron Cohen for going after only Republican political figures, though.

    No Democrat could ever be tricked into doing/saying stupid things, you see, so they have to only target 100% Republicans.

    Entertainment and media industry not the slightest bit biased, though, and it's just that Democrats are always more dignified and reasonable.
    Borat goes after racists, sexists, and those that allow blatant racism and sexism in their presence. He does not choose right or left, Democrat or Republican. The literal first joke of his new movie is Justin Trudeau, a liberal, holder of the highest political office in Canada, in blackface.

    It's in mockery, in case you need clarification.

    Druff always asks for "both sides!" criticism, but it sucks when you can;t get a full crowd of lefties to cheer a song about killing all the Jews, or tell you how many young girls you can fit in a cage when you aren't in deep south Texas, etc.
    Crowe is a very, very good poster. Like he’s consistently making insightful posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tbuck27 View Post


    Holy shit Druff, you have become so insufferable and delusional that I actually feel a bit sorry for you at this point. Imagine having such a miserably warped mind to think that Guliani was tucking in his shirt and that the rope found in Bubba Wallace's garage was not a noose. Shut the fuck all the way up, you alt-right racist prick.
    The rope found in Wallace's garage wasn't a noose.
    Yea it was. Just look up what a noose is. It's just a type of a knot.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_knots#N

    ...and one specific noose...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangman%27s_knot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great job again by Sascha Baron Cohen for going after only Republican political figures, though.

    No Democrat could ever be tricked into doing/saying stupid things, you see, so they have to only target 100% Republicans.

    Entertainment and media industry not the slightest bit biased, though, and it's just that Democrats are always more dignified and reasonable.
    Borat goes after racists, sexists, and those that allow blatant racism and sexism in their presence. He does not choose right or left, Democrat or Republican. The literal first joke of his new movie is Justin Trudeau, a liberal, holder of the highest political office in Canada, in blackface.

    It's in mockery, in case you need clarification.

    Druff always asks for "both sides!" criticism, but it sucks when you can;t get a full crowd of lefties to cheer a song about killing all the Jews, or tell you how many young girls you can fit in a cage when you aren't in deep south Texas, etc.
    You've gotta be kidding me.

    This line of reasoning goes along the lines of, "We aren't biased. We're just always picking on your side because you guys are the ones who are evil and wrong, while the other side is good-hearted and noble!"

    If the point of his routines is social justice mixed with comedy, then why isn't Baron Cohen doing segments setting up anti-Semitic Muslims? (I'll give you a hint -- because Muslims have become a darling "victim group" of the left for the past 19 years.)

    If the point is sheer comedy and catching ignorant people acting stupid, why doesn't he take his "insufferable academic leftist" character to college campuses, and pull some pranks on the lefties there? He could even go after other professors, if you have concerns that he'd be humiliating 18-year-olds. This doesn't happen. Instead, the leftist professor segment we see on YouTube is a mundane interview featuring some minor right-wing political figure, and some reasonable-acting black rapper.

    There are countless ways that extreme and/or ignorant leftists could be set up to look really foolish, but Baron Cohen never goes after any of them.

    I haven't seen the blackface thing involving Trudeau, but I imagine it's in the gentle form of, "Hey everyone, remember when those ridiculous photos came out of Trudeau from a long time ago?", rather than, "Trudeau is an awful, racist human being and shouldn't be in public office."

    Baron Cohen's comedy aims to portray right-wingers as ignorant, stupid, greedy, paranoid, bigoted, and dishonest. He has no qualms about setting up average citizens, some of whom overall mean well, but can be tricked into going along with provocative statements. When he does set up politicians, he's especially mean and nasty if they're on the right (or in Giuliani's case, extremely misleading and dishonest.) He does not have the same hostile intentions to figures on the left.

    When was the last time that Baron Cohen was truly mean to anyone on the left, or set up a segment to make actual human beings on the left legitimately look bad, stupid, or ignorant? Go ahead, show me.

    Don't you think comedy like his should seek all walks of American life of people looking stupid, as opposed to just ones on the right (or fitting right-wing stereotypes)?

    Baron Cohen is a comedic coward. For all his outrageousness, he's terrified of making the left look bad, because the basic line nowadays in comedy is that you're helping Trump and the Republicans if you give them any material they can use to mock the left. Therefore, that material is off-limits, unless you're someone like Dave Chapelle who truly doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Don't you think comedy like his should seek all walks of American life of people looking stupid, as opposed to just ones on the right (or fitting right-wing stereotypes)?

    Baron Cohen is a comedic coward. For all his outrageousness, he's terrified of making the left look bad, because the basic line nowadays in comedy is that you're helping Trump and the Republicans if you give them any material they can use to mock the left. Therefore, that material is off-limits, unless you're someone like Dave Chapelle who truly doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.
    looks like your anger could power a fantastic spin-off movie of your own.

    it's simple. be the Borat that pranks liberals and lefties.

    write up your skits. posters here could help. sidedish is sure to hit one outta the park with a talentless trash tranny sting. dwai knows all about having tds, he knows the funny in living in that rabbit hole.

    find a producer that likes your idea. your jew connections in LA will be your tube of K-Y into the movie world. some funny? folks like Nick DiP and Crowder that share your views might get behind ya for this project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

    Borat goes after racists, sexists, and those that allow blatant racism and sexism in their presence.
    I'm not anti-Borat or PC, but you do understand that Borat is actually a racist caricature, right?

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    couple 2 things this nerd zaps is anti pc and second more like BOREat tine can you tamp my sweaty brow vaughn ur allowed also i need to be tamped

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

    Borat goes after racists, sexists, and those that allow blatant racism and sexism in their presence. He does not choose right or left, Democrat or Republican. The literal first joke of his new movie is Justin Trudeau, a liberal, holder of the highest political office in Canada, in blackface.

    It's in mockery, in case you need clarification.

    Druff always asks for "both sides!" criticism, but it sucks when you can;t get a full crowd of lefties to cheer a song about killing all the Jews, or tell you how many young girls you can fit in a cage when you aren't in deep south Texas, etc.

    Baron Cohen is a comedic coward. For all his outrageousness, he's terrified of making the left look bad, because the basic line nowadays in comedy is that you're helping Trump and the Republicans if you give them any material they can use to mock the left. Therefore, that material is off-limits, unless you're someone like Dave Chapelle who truly doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.
    The difference between these last four years and any others is Conservatives have been put in a position of defending a well documented liar. Artists tend to lean left but I've never witnessed a collective outcry against a Republican president similar to what is happening now. You can argue policy all day but will get no respect when you try to defend an in your face liar. Lying is not opinion, it's not policy. It's indefensible, it's insulting.
    Understand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    If the point of his routines is social justice mixed with comedy, then why isn't Baron Cohen doing segments setting up anti-Semitic Muslims? (I'll give you a hint -- because Muslims have become a darling "victim group" of the left for the past 19 years.)
    I've never seen the Borat movies, but isn't the character himself an anti-semitic muslim?

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    so many anti-semitic muslims dictating policy in america rn people, where is the outcry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Great job again by Sascha Baron Cohen for going after only Republican political figures, though.

    No Democrat could ever be tricked into doing/saying stupid things, you see, so they have to only target 100% Republicans..
    I view this in religious, not political, terms. What we have here is a Jew, using his magic to cast a spell on a helpless Catholic. Stop viewing the world through the Fox News camera. You’re like Trump saying Alec Baldwin is “not funny.” Pretty pathetic actually.

     
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