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    I turned 44 today!!!!

    Fuck, I am old. I feel much older, probably because of the liquor. I had a physical the other day, blood work decent, not great, but I can make it to my mid 70s.

    Good luck to everyone else. Listen to splitthis, eat healthy. I might do the same to get a few more years.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, I am old. I feel much older, probably because of the liquor. I had a physical the other day, blood work decent, not great, but I can make it to my mid 70s.

    Good luck to everyone else. Listen to splitthis, eat healthy. I might do the same to get a few more years.

    Happy birthday dude. I guess that makes mom 59. Forever young

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

    Keep your head out of the toilet tonight!!! No pun intended

    I'll be 44 in a month and yes we are old fucks..


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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, I am old. I feel much older, probably because of the liquor. I had a physical the other day, blood work decent, not great, but I can make it to my mid 70s.

    Good luck to everyone else. Listen to splitthis, eat healthy. I might do the same to get a few more years.
    Dude, it’s over. Start regularly taking HGH on a maintenance schedule to keep your body from declining much further. Else...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, I am old. I feel much older, probably because of the liquor. I had a physical the other day, blood work decent, not great, but I can make it to my mid 70s.

    Good luck to everyone else. Listen to splitthis, eat healthy. I might do the same to get a few more years.
    Dude, it’s over. Start regularly taking HGH on a maintenance schedule to keep your body from declining much further. Else...

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    Testosterone works but i suggest not sitting drinking and gambling all day not only will it put a few lbs on you

    You will want to kill someone.

    Start walking tomorrow then down a fifth and order a pizza during the Georgia game tomorrow night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, I am old. I feel much older, probably because of the liquor. I had a physical the other day, blood work decent, not great, but I can make it to my mid 70s.

    Good luck to everyone else. Listen to splitthis, eat healthy. I might do the same to get a few more years.
    There is absolutely positively nothing better for your physical and mental health than running a full blood panel twice a year.

    You can eat Kale and workout all day long but if you win the colon cancer lottery and wait three years to find out in some cases it won’t make a difference.

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    Happy B-Day TGull!!! I would do anything to be 44 again. These will be the best years of your life. Enjoy them.

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    Had a physical the other day. Blood pressure was perfect, cholesterol perfect, blood sugar and A1 C perfect, ekg perfect, all other tests in perfect range.

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    it seems a good chunk of us old schoolers are around that age

    44 is my next bday, and i'm pretty sure i'm exactly a month older than chinamaniac
    Hi Lew!!!

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    Absolute travesty this award went to a mentally retarded man instead of yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    it seems a good chunk of us old schoolers are around that age

    44 is my next bday, and i'm pretty sure i'm exactly a month older than chinamaniac
    I keep thinking you're 38 for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Had a physical the other day. Blood pressure was perfect, cholesterol perfect, blood sugar and A1 C perfect, ekg perfect, all other tests in perfect range.
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    im thankful that tgull is happy and healthy at the age of 44, im just as thankful and maybe even moreso for the thousands of other people who will live to 44 and beyond thanks to our tireless efforts to create and maintain one life saving thread after another here.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Fuck, I am old. I feel much older, probably because of the liquor. I had a physical the other day, blood work decent, not great, but I can make it to my mid 70s.

    Good luck to everyone else. Listen to splitthis, eat healthy. I might do the same to get a few more years.
    Does your doctor have big hands?

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