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    I knew Postflop Malone would end up on Pornhub..and I was right.

    A few shows ago Drexal mentioned he met up with Postflop Malone. I was curious and decided to check her out.

    First I found her Instagram https://www.instagram.com/nuttedon875/

    She had some very sexual pics. Nothing wrong with that. But she wants to be a badass poker player, an industry that is dominated by men. So I figured she must love attention. I joked to myself won't be long before she ends up on a porn site.

    Then today I checked out here Twitter page at https://twitter.com/postflopmalone The third post down from Aug 3rd was this one https://twitter.com/postflopmalone/status/1290271969774989312

    All of this info is viewable by the public so its not like I am giving out top secret info here.

    I wonder how long until she soon realizes she can make more money doing porn and quits poker.

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    LOL

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    Vegas Dave is wrong about almost everything especially betting on sports but he is right on the money about Vegas girls.

    If your girlfriend has an Only Fans page she is a whore.



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    The thing that might surprise you the most is that she's super serious about the poker part.

    She watches hours and hours of training videos, reads poker books, etc. You'd expect she'd be one of those chicks who just wants to sit down and get lucky, but she's actually putting a lot of work into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The thing that might surprise you the most is that she's super serious about the poker part.

    She watches hours and hours of training videos, reads poker books, etc. You'd expect she'd be one of those chicks who just wants to sit down and get lucky, but she's actually putting a lot of work into it.
    She also puts a lot of work into wanking, it seems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The thing that might surprise you the most is that she's super serious about the poker part.

    She watches hours and hours of training videos, reads poker books, etc. You'd expect she'd be one of those chicks who just wants to sit down and get lucky, but she's actually putting a lot of work into it.
    What does putting in the work mean? Lots of athletes 'put in the work' and never make it to the pro leagues. Just because she is puts 'in the work' does not mean shit. Training videos in poker, LOL. You push your fucking chips is and pray you catch the river. You think she is running math on the flop? She does not even own a calculator, for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The thing that might surprise you the most is that she's super serious about the poker part.

    She watches hours and hours of training videos, reads poker books, etc. You'd expect she'd be one of those chicks who just wants to sit down and get lucky, but she's actually putting a lot of work into it.
    What does putting in the work mean? Lots of athletes 'put in the work' and never make it to the pro leagues. Just because she is puts 'in the work' does not mean shit. Training videos in poker, LOL. You push your fucking chips is and pray you catch the river. You think she is running math on the flop? She does not even own a calculator, for sure.

    gotta agree with tgull here.

    when the google execs harvested the 10/20 NL games, they didnt do it with flop equity calculations. they did it by martingaling nerds who had their life rolls on the felt.

    not hard to see where PFM lands on that food chain.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post

    What does putting in the work mean? Lots of athletes 'put in the work' and never make it to the pro leagues. Just because she is puts 'in the work' does not mean shit. Training videos in poker, LOL. You push your fucking chips is and pray you catch the river. You think she is running math on the flop? She does not even own a calculator, for sure.

    gotta agree with tgull here.

    when the google execs harvested the 10/20 NL games, they didnt do it with flop equity calculations. they did it by martingaling nerds who had their life rolls on the felt.

    not hard to see where PFM lands on that food chain.
    Yep, when I had a tough time in the mid 2000s at the table I was never running odds in my head. I was looking to cooler someone into a big pot. I was not playing the next hundred hands in my mind. I saw a flush draw on the flop and was pushing in on 4th street no matter what. Sometimes I scooped the pot, but the stack at the table just wore me down over the night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The thing that might surprise you the most is that she's super serious about the poker part.

    She watches hours and hours of training videos, reads poker books, etc. You'd expect she'd be one of those chicks who just wants to sit down and get lucky, but she's actually putting a lot of work into it.
    She has only 1 video on her YouTube channel where she gives a 20 min breakdown of 1 hand she played and made an all in river bluff. She did have some good explanation of the play and ranges etc etc.

    The thing is she seems like a nice fun girl, and if she was at your table you would not mind. She knows what to do to get attention but she is young and doesn't realize that guys will see her as a whore and are really laughing at her and not with her.

    I give the over under at 6 months before she does hardcore porn or some kind of scandal where she trades sex for poker stakes.

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    I actually thought the pornhub thing was old news and in another thread
    BALLIN'!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbucks Spunk Bucket View Post
    I actually thought the pornhub thing was old news and in another thread

    Might be, I will admit I don't keep on top of all the posts.

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    Obviously watching training videos by itself won't make you a successful poker pro, but someone who studies and actively tries to learn better strategy is far more likely to succeed than someone who just sits down and wings it.

    I'm saying that she is serious about wanting to be a successful player. Whether this translates into actual success remains to be seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Obviously watching training videos by itself won't make you a successful poker pro, but someone who studies and actively tries to learn better strategy is far more likely to succeed than someone who just sits down and wings it.

    I'm saying that she is serious about wanting to be a successful player. Whether this translates into actual success remains to be seen.

    I will give her credit for making a real effort to become a winning poker player. I will also give her credit for having a good time and not giving a flying fuck what people think about her.

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    who gives a fuck about this stupid bitch

     
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    Another Brandi in the making.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The thing that might surprise you the most is that she's super serious about the poker part.

    She watches hours and hours of training videos, reads poker books, etc. You'd expect she'd be one of those chicks who just wants to sit down and get lucky, but she's actually putting a lot of work into it.
    She also puts a lot of work into wanking, it seems.
    Shes gotta break that monkey tilt from being sucked out on (or is that sucking off someone hmmmm maybe if she did more of that vs just filming herself I mean lets face it makes it look like she cant get a guy/girl whatever her preference)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt The Rat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The thing that might surprise you the most is that she's super serious about the poker part.

    She watches hours and hours of training videos, reads poker books, etc. You'd expect she'd be one of those chicks who just wants to sit down and get lucky, but she's actually putting a lot of work into it.
    She has only 1 video on her YouTube channel where she gives a 20 min breakdown of 1 hand she played and made an all in river bluff. She did have some good explanation of the play and ranges etc etc.

    The thing is she seems like a nice fun girl, and if she was at your table you would not mind. She knows what to do to get attention but she is young and doesn't realize that guys will see her as a whore and are really laughing at her and not with her.

    I give the over under at 6 months before she does hardcore porn or some kind of scandal where she trades sex for poker stakes.
    I would put odds on she might have done the latter but maybe not if shes doing solo shots on Pornhub.

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